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| # 100 | A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. | |   4.35 Roundhouse Kicks (2036 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 83 | Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. | | 4.28 Roundhouse Kicks (3280 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 1 | Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever. | | 4.26 Roundhouse Kicks (4253 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 151 | Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. | | 4.25 Roundhouse Kicks (2347 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 105 | Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. | | 4.24 Roundhouse Kicks (3198 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 178 | Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did. | | 4.23 Roundhouse Kicks (1641 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 196 | Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool. | | 4.22 Roundhouse Kicks (1462 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 381 | In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right. | | 4.2 Roundhouse Kicks (1776 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 536 | Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in. | | 4.2 Roundhouse Kicks (620 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 101 | Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. | | 4.19 Roundhouse Kicks (2727 votes) | Rate it: |
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| # 43 | The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably. | | 4.1 Roundhouse Kicks (847 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 83 | Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. | | 4.28 Roundhouse Kicks (3280 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 229 | While visiting Europe, early in the 19th century, Chuck Norris was spotted by Dracula. Hoping to convert Chuck Norris into a vampire, and thus ensure the survival of vampires for all eternity, Dracula attempted to drink Chuck Norris's blood. Instead of turning Chuck into a vampire, Dracula turned into a copy of Chuck Norris. But that created a riff in the space time continuum, resulting in a Chuck Norris black hole, which sucked up the original Chuck Norris. However, Chuck quickly gave the black hole a roundhouse kick, defeating it utterly. Chuck Norris wrote an account of this incident, and it was later adapted into the movie Star Trek IV. | | 3.07 Roundhouse Kicks (433 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 113 | Chuck Norris was not born in 1940. The world was Chuck Norrised in 1940. | | 3.79 Roundhouse Kicks (487 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 546 | Chuck Norris need not fear the bed bugs' bite, bed bugs fear Chuck Norris's roundhouse. | | 3.18 Roundhouse Kicks (272 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 103 | To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong. | | 4.09 Roundhouse Kicks (651 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 500 | Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's Chip. | | 3.9 Roundhouse Kicks (560 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 306 | While attempting a roundhouse kick in his house as a child, Chuck accidentally broke a vase. His father got his belt to discipline Chuck....R.I.P Christopher Norris. | | 3.7 Roundhouse Kicks (340 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 318 | When Chuck Norris coughs, there's thunder. | | 3.02 Roundhouse Kicks (338 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 171 | The sun doesn't shine on Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris shines on the sun. | | 3.55 Roundhouse Kicks (397 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 838 | Chuck Norris doesnt mingle. he mangles. | | 3.29 Roundhouse Kicks (712 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 407 | Chuck Norris was born a twin two-thousand and six years ago on the 25th of december. His weaker brother did not survive. | | 3.38 Roundhouse Kicks (339 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 327 | Chuck Norris is so evolved that he does not have any coccyx. | | 2.45 Roundhouse Kicks (311 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 196 | Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool. | | 4.22 Roundhouse Kicks (1462 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 14 | The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn. | | 3.5 Roundhouse Kicks (620 votes) | Rate it: |
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