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| # 100 | A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. | |   4.36 Roundhouse Kicks (2034 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 83 | Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. | | 4.28 Roundhouse Kicks (3279 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 1 | Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever. | | 4.26 Roundhouse Kicks (4253 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 151 | Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. | | 4.25 Roundhouse Kicks (2345 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 105 | Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. | | 4.24 Roundhouse Kicks (3197 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 178 | Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did. | | 4.23 Roundhouse Kicks (1639 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 196 | Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool. | | 4.22 Roundhouse Kicks (1460 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 381 | In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right. | | 4.2 Roundhouse Kicks (1775 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 536 | Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in. | | 4.2 Roundhouse Kicks (617 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 101 | Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. | | 4.19 Roundhouse Kicks (2725 votes) | Rate it: |
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| # 230 | Chuck Norris blinked just before the Dark Ages. Never again. | | 3.63 Roundhouse Kicks (365 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 165 | Chuck Norris is so tough that he blows bubbles with beef jerkey. | | 4.11 Roundhouse Kicks (664 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 332 | Chuck Norris saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the next morning they found his arm in Cuba. | | 3.84 Roundhouse Kicks (341 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 75 | Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. | | 4.14 Roundhouse Kicks (1530 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 387 | At age 4, Chuck Norris drop kicked a small ball of matter into a million pieces. These pieces are what we call the universe. | | 3.31 Roundhouse Kicks (295 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 511 | Atlantis did not exist. At least, not after Chuck Norris left. | | 3.59 Roundhouse Kicks (297 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 737 | Milk doesn't do a body good. Chuck Norris does a body good. | | 2.75 Roundhouse Kicks (644 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 24 | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and knew karate. | | 4.17 Roundhouse Kicks (2746 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 548 | Insurance policies will not cover Acts of Chuck. | | 3.94 Roundhouse Kicks (396 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 580 | When Chuck Norris plays Ice Hockey, it's always sudden death. | | 3.81 Roundhouse Kicks (360 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 326 | The US didn't find Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq because the only Weapon of Mass Destruction is Chuck Norris, here in the US. | | 3.75 Roundhouse Kicks (315 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 328 | Chuck Norris' chest hair are use to cut diamond... they weight 12 pounds each and are viral. | | 2.74 Roundhouse Kicks (301 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 366 | Chuck Norris has recently bought steel-tipped boots. Steel-Tipped Boots + The Side Of Your Face = You're Fucking Dead | | 2.99 Roundhouse Kicks (340 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 360 | Chuck Norris bred with apes to create the human race. | | 2.88 Roundhouse Kicks (308 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 240 | When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive. | | 4.14 Roundhouse Kicks (418 votes) | Rate it: |
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