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| # 100 | A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. | |   4.43 Roundhouse Kicks (1735 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 1 | Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever. | | 4.29 Roundhouse Kicks (3994 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 83 | Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. | | 4.26 Roundhouse Kicks (3011 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 151 | Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. | | 4.23 Roundhouse Kicks (2117 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 105 | Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. | | 4.21 Roundhouse Kicks (2943 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 178 | Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did. | | 4.2 Roundhouse Kicks (1413 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 381 | In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right. | | 4.18 Roundhouse Kicks (1568 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 432 | Chuck Norris is gay. By saying that sentence, my life expectancy is down to three secon- | | 4.18 Roundhouse Kicks (957 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 101 | Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. | | 4.17 Roundhouse Kicks (2514 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 159 | Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. | | 4.17 Roundhouse Kicks (1970 votes) | Rate it: |
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| # 225 | Chuck Norris' penis is only two inches. From the ground. | | 3.8 Roundhouse Kicks (461 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 511 | Atlantis did not exist. At least, not after Chuck Norris left. | | 3.57 Roundhouse Kicks (276 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 515 | Chuck Norris is the reason you touch yourself at night. | | 3.76 Roundhouse Kicks (477 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 705 | Chuck Norris once opened a can of Campbells chicken noodle soup with his eyeballs. | | 3.35 Roundhouse Kicks (666 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 206 | The only reason we have lesboes is because the chicks who have already had Chuck Norris don't know who else to try. | | 3.81 Roundhouse Kicks (393 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 173 | Hockey players, football players, soldiers, and yes women, never had to wear pads before Chuck Norris was born. | | 3.59 Roundhouse Kicks (344 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 448 | Chuck Norris eats canned tuna without opening it. | | 3.62 Roundhouse Kicks (319 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 480 | Mr T kept showing off that he could throw hulluva far n how his van was helluva fast. One day someone told him that Chuck Norris can get someone further with a roundhouse kick than Mr. T could throw them. Mr T got ahead of himself and said 'Ah Pity the Foo!! Im gonna throw him helluva far'. That was the last anyone heard from his sorry ass. | | 2.49 Roundhouse Kicks (272 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 249 | When Chuck Norris walked out of his mother's womb, beard and all, his doctor tried to spank him but Chuck quickly Roundhouse kicked him into orbit, as the doctor landed he killed all the dinosaurs and himself, this was the 4th person Chuck Norris killed. | | 3.38 Roundhouse Kicks (325 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 2387 | Chuck Norris can roll a 10 on a six sidded die. | | 4.01 Roundhouse Kicks (1530 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 136 | Chuck Norris can chuck wood. | | 2.69 Roundhouse Kicks (436 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 533 | Chuck Norris is the reason Charles Xavier is crippled. No one invades Chuck Norris' mind except Chuck Norris.
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| # 87 | Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people. | | 4.1 Roundhouse Kicks (864 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 2 | The number three cause of death in America is Diabetes.
Chuck Norris is numbers one and two. | | 4.11 Roundhouse Kicks (2067 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 81 | Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through. | | 3.76 Roundhouse Kicks (508 votes) | Rate it: |
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