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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 356Chuck Norris loves the ladies, and the ladies love him back. Or else.
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# 312Chuck Norris is racist, what are you gonna do about it?
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# 586Chuck Norris is the greatest football player in history. Unfortunately Chuck cannot sign a contract with a team. A team has to sign a contract with Chuck Norris.
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# 58Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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# 542Johannes Gutenberg invented the printing press aroud 1440. Why? So the entire world would know the name: Chuck Norris.
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# 263Everyone has a little bit of Chuck Norris in them. Mainly due to rape.
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# 138The reason "We have it our way" is because Chuck Norris is threatening to roundhouse kick Ronald McDonald if we don't.
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# 231After the internet was invented Chuck Norris developed "The Norrisnet" which is exaclt the same as the internet only the final result of any webpage is a roundhouse kick and everyword is changed to "Chuck Norris"
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# 275Titanic was not sunk by an iceburg. It grazed Chuck Norris' bicept and fell violently to the bottom of the ocean.
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# 503"An army of one." Yeah, one Chuck Norris.
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# 166Nobody could serve as the reincarnation of Chuck Norris except for maybe Chuck Norris. And trust me, this one would be X times greater than the first. X equals Chuck Norris’s age when he dies, which won’t be anytime soon.
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# 320Chuck Norris performs low-budget male to female sex changes by roundhouse kicking a man so hard in the crotch that he becomes a woman. This operation has a 100% success rate, and is costs only as much as you happen to be carrying on you when Chuck drops you like a bag of dirt and takes your wallet.
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# 432Chuck Norris is gay. By saying that sentence, my life expectancy is down to three secon-
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# 634Chuck Norris is the only person that knows how many licks it takes to get tot the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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