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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 92Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.
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# 595General Swartzkopf once saw Chuck Norris in K-Mart wearing an American Flag wifebeater. He now refuses to salute anyone else.
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# 367People say Bruce Lee trained Chuck Norris. The truth is Chuck Norris went back in time and trained Bruce Lee, because the only man who can train Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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# 495How does Chuck Norris cross the road? He doesn't. The road crosses him, and promptly recieves a roundhouse kick for daring to corss Chuck Norris.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 360Chuck Norris bred with apes to create the human race.
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# 149Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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# 254Chuck Norris isn't Rick James, Bitch!
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# 565After years of grueling research scientists have found the chicken crossed the road after recieving a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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# 450Jesus is the only person in history who was not killed by Chuck Norris; when Chuck Norris kills someone, they stay dead.
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# 165Chuck Norris is so tough that he blows bubbles with beef jerkey.
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# 136Chuck Norris can chuck wood.
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# 34A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning: that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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# 207Atlantis was what Chuck used to call home until one unlucky poker player forgot to pay off his debt, out of spite Chuck gave the whole country Cement Boots and tossed it into the ocean.
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# 297The United States Dropped Chuck Norris On Hiroshima And Nagasaki.
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