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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 65The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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# 137Chuck Norris made SNPJ about life.
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# 358The hardest Test Your Might in Mortal Kombat is Chuck Norris. Don't even try.
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# 568One may score perfectly on the SATs simply by writing Chuck Norris's name in the Answer Booklet.
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# 545Question: Who would win in a fight; Chuck Norris or God? Answer: Trick question; Chuck Norris IS God.
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# 250Chuck Norris made his first million dollars drilling for oil. With his penis.
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# 70There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
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# 89The book of the bible "Revelation" is really what will happen should we anger Chuck Norris.
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# 109Chuck Norris had to go back in time and sleep with his own mother. Why? Because only the seed of Chuck Norris was able to make someone as perfect as Chuck Norris. On a side note Chuck Norris has webbed feet.
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# 300Chuck Norris' toenails can slice diamonds.
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# 260The civil war did not stop racism ... Chuck norris did.
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# 211If you multiply 23 by 234 and subtract 234 by 356456 you get Chuck Norris.
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# 653Jimmy Crack Corn, Chuck Norris Cares.
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# 281Chuck Norris is not high on life. Life is high on Chuck Norris.
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# 548Insurance policies will not cover Acts of Chuck.
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