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| # 47 | Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. | |   4.23 Roundhouse Kicks (1971 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 40 | There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. | | 4.13 Roundhouse Kicks (2226 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 8 | Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. | | 4.11 Roundhouse Kicks (2286 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 93 | Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own. | | 4.11 Roundhouse Kicks (2100 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 105 | Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. | | 4.11 Roundhouse Kicks (1425 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 11 | In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten. | | 4.11 Roundhouse Kicks (1281 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 35 | The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist. | | 4.11 Roundhouse Kicks (655 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 75 | Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. | | 4.1 Roundhouse Kicks (1217 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 71 | Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5. | | 4.1 Roundhouse Kicks (999 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 196 | Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool. | | 4.1 Roundhouse Kicks (986 votes) | Rate it: |
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| # 277 | The last summon in Final Fantasy 7 was Chuck Norris, but during beta testing, testers discovered that upon summoning, he roundhouse kicks the enemy, then your party, and then he comes out of the screen and roundhouse kicks you. Square lost so many employees as a result that they were forced to merge with Enix to make up for the loss. | | 3.15 Roundhouse Kicks (360 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 426 | Chuck Norris is the only person to ever regain his virginity after losing it. He has done it eleven times. | | 3.48 Roundhouse Kicks (248 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 72 | Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries. | | 4.01 Roundhouse Kicks (448 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 662 | There is a wing at the hospital devoted to victims of Chuck Norris' Roundhouse Kicks; the coronor works there. | | 3.63 Roundhouse Kicks (222 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 235 | In the future all football players will be genetic copies of Chuck Norris. However, the original Chuck Norris will dominate them easily, because not even fake Chucks are as good as the real Chuck.
| | 2.05 Roundhouse Kicks (278 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 372 | Chuck Norris was sued by a whale for sexual assault. | | 2.92 Roundhouse Kicks (232 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 497 | Chuck Norris once looked at an inmovable object and it ran in fear. | | 3.42 Roundhouse Kicks (197 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 131 | Chuck Norris' only weakness is his balls. Too bad they're made of steel. | | 2.41 Roundhouse Kicks (1001 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 412 | Chuck Norris ate a whole wheel of cheese and pooped in the fridge and no one is even mad... no one that lived to tell about it, that is. | | 2.66 Roundhouse Kicks (349 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 421 | When the soothsayer told Chuck Norris "Beware the Ides of March," Chuck said "NO!" and roundhouse kicked him in the face. | | 2.81 Roundhouse Kicks (236 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 524 | Chuck Norris's mom hit him once. Once. | | 3.83 Roundhouse Kicks (288 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 216 | The term desert doesn't refer to places that are dry, but are places Chuck Norris hasn't urinated at. | | 3.14 Roundhouse Kicks (230 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 535 | In Dante's Inferno, Dante went to hell because he thought it was the safest place to hide from Chuck Norris. | | 3.73 Roundhouse Kicks (277 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 151 | Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. | | 4.1 Roundhouse Kicks (947 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 219 | Chuck Norris captured Osama Bin Laden for fun and uses him like the gimp in Pulp Fiction.
| | 2.71 Roundhouse Kicks (292 votes) | Rate it: |
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