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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 305The name Norris is actually Chinese for "One Who Roundhouse Kicks"
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# 511Atlantis did not exist. At least, not after Chuck Norris left.
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# 162The first Justice League of America was composed entirely of Chuck Norris.
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# 364Chuck Norris once spilled coffee on his own lap and broke his legs when he Roundhouse Kicked himself.
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# 86There are super-advanced aliens ready to invade earth, they are waiting until Chuck Norris dies. They are not aware that Chuck Norris can not die.
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# 258The first time Chuck Norris smashed a man's head with a stone the result was Arizona's crater
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# 167After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".
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# 415Chuck Norris sent Yoko Ono to destroy John Lennon for unlicensed beard wearing and pacifism. She failed so he roundhouse kicked Lennon at Strawberry Fields.
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# 165Chuck Norris is so tough that he blows bubbles with beef jerkey.
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# 18When water gets on Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris does not get wet: the water gets Chuck Norrised.
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# 322Chuck Norris' muscle are so big that everywhere you look you see them.
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# 31Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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# 901Chuck Norris doesn't fart, air flees his body in despair.
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# 246When Chuck Norris plays Uno he wins by two.
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# 300Chuck Norris' toenails can slice diamonds.
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