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| # 100 | A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. | |   4.37 Roundhouse Kicks (2022 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 83 | Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. | | 4.28 Roundhouse Kicks (3275 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 1 | Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever. | | 4.26 Roundhouse Kicks (4249 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 151 | Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. | | 4.25 Roundhouse Kicks (2339 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 105 | Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. | | 4.24 Roundhouse Kicks (3191 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 178 | Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did. | | 4.23 Roundhouse Kicks (1633 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 196 | Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool. | | 4.22 Roundhouse Kicks (1455 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 381 | In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right. | | 4.2 Roundhouse Kicks (1770 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 536 | Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in. | | 4.2 Roundhouse Kicks (610 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 101 | Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. | | 4.19 Roundhouse Kicks (2721 votes) | Rate it: |
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| # 510 | Chuck Norris' sneezes are of such power that the National Weather Service names them. The last two were named Katrina and Rita. | | 3.82 Roundhouse Kicks (304 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 284 | My granny has picture of Chuck Norris nailed on the wall. | | 2.11 Roundhouse Kicks (434 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 69 | When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. | | 4.16 Roundhouse Kicks (1059 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 33 | Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia. | | 2.75 Roundhouse Kicks (512 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 176 | Chuck Norris is the man now dog. | | 1.91 Roundhouse Kicks (560 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 527 | Chuck Norris has made it to the end of the Internet. Twice. | | 3.6 Roundhouse Kicks (368 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 298 | Chuck Norris was born feet first so he could Roundhouse kick the doctor. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris. | | 4.18 Roundhouse Kicks (581 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 206 | The only reason we have lesboes is because the chicks who have already had Chuck Norris don't know who else to try. | | 3.83 Roundhouse Kicks (409 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 129 | Earthquakes dont happen from plate tectonics. but from chuck norris taking a crap. | | 3.5 Roundhouse Kicks (444 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 295 | Chuck Norris admits his penis in only 2 inches...........from the ground | | 3.79 Roundhouse Kicks (426 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 154 | Chuck Norris decided it was a good idea to bottle his urine. We’ve come to know it as Red Bull. | | 4.07 Roundhouse Kicks (870 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 100 | A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. | | 4.37 Roundhouse Kicks (2022 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 150 | "Superman" is actually a fictionalized account of Chuck Norris's life. Kryptonite is the fiction. | | 4.11 Roundhouse Kicks (565 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 542 | Johannes Gutenberg invented the printing press aroud 1440. Why? So the entire world would know the name: Chuck Norris. | | 3.35 Roundhouse Kicks (279 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 286 | To scare the living shit outta everyone, Chuck Norris went out to an island in the Pacific, and roundhouse kicked a palm tree. The ensuing explosion created enough heat to surpass that of the center of the sun, melting the sand and vaporizing the water a mile out. Promptly, the U.S. covered up the incident by calling it a "Hydrogen Bomb Test" and claiming responsibility. | | 3.56 Roundhouse Kicks (308 votes) | Rate it: |
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