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| # 100 | A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. | |   4.35 Roundhouse Kicks (2036 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 83 | Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. | | 4.28 Roundhouse Kicks (3279 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 1 | Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever. | | 4.26 Roundhouse Kicks (4253 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 151 | Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. | | 4.25 Roundhouse Kicks (2346 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 105 | Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. | | 4.24 Roundhouse Kicks (3198 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 178 | Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did. | | 4.23 Roundhouse Kicks (1641 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 196 | Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool. | | 4.22 Roundhouse Kicks (1461 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 381 | In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right. | | 4.2 Roundhouse Kicks (1776 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 536 | Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in. | | 4.2 Roundhouse Kicks (620 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 101 | Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. | | 4.19 Roundhouse Kicks (2727 votes) | Rate it: |
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| # 590 | Chuck Norris uses Anthrax like baby powder. | | 3.79 Roundhouse Kicks (374 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 75 | Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. | | 4.14 Roundhouse Kicks (1530 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 124 | Chuck Norris once shoved a ficus-tree up his ass when he took a shit he made individual ficus-balls. | | 2.27 Roundhouse Kicks (377 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 657 | The U2 song "Sunday Bloody Sunday" was written to depict the day of the week when Chuck Norris has sex with Irish women. | | 3.29 Roundhouse Kicks (293 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 542 | Johannes Gutenberg invented the printing press aroud 1440. Why? So the entire world would know the name: Chuck Norris. | | 3.35 Roundhouse Kicks (279 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 61 | Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography. | | 3.23 Roundhouse Kicks (397 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 235 | In the future all football players will be genetic copies of Chuck Norris. However, the original Chuck Norris will dominate them easily, because not even fake Chucks are as good as the real Chuck.
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| # 546 | Chuck Norris need not fear the bed bugs' bite, bed bugs fear Chuck Norris's roundhouse. | | 3.18 Roundhouse Kicks (272 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 70 | There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris. | | 4.11 Roundhouse Kicks (680 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 331 | Chuck Norris isn't a doctor on TV...He is a doctor. | | 2.34 Roundhouse Kicks (307 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 305 | The name Norris is actually Chinese for "One Who Roundhouse Kicks" | | 3.03 Roundhouse Kicks (384 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 73 | Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year. | | 2.56 Roundhouse Kicks (545 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 112 | Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with an AK-47 and won. | | 4.16 Roundhouse Kicks (1144 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 151 | Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. | | 4.25 Roundhouse Kicks (2346 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 333 | Chuck Norris can walk on water because the water is scared of getting him wet. | | 4.12 Roundhouse Kicks (469 votes) | Rate it: |
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