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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 353Once while walking through the west Chuck Norris took a shit and created the Rocky Mountains.
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# 125They call it 9/11 because that is the ratio of Chuck Norris' ratio of roundhouse kicks to num-chucks he stores in his ass.
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# 515Chuck Norris is the reason you touch yourself at night.
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# 73Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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# 297The United States Dropped Chuck Norris On Hiroshima And Nagasaki.
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# 603Chuck Norris can catch a tiger by its tail.
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# 572What was first, the chick or the egg? Neither: Chuck Norris was.
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# 135Chuck Norris is about life.
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# 11In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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# 287The only person that Chuck considers his equal is Boba Fett. But since Boba Fett isn't real, NO ONE IS CHUCK'S EQUAL.
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# 547All children in the world should know the words to Chuck's song, "He's Got The Whold World In His Fists Of Fury". Those who don't, generally grow up to be prisoners.
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# 32Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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# 242Chuck Norris once smuggled drugs across the border. But it was hardly smuggling at all since he just picked up over 400 pounds of drugs and walked into the US. The border patrol would have stopped him but he was just too tough.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 150"Superman" is actually a fictionalized account of Chuck Norris's life. Kryptonite is the fiction.
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