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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 559Between 1933 and 1945, 5.5 million Jews died because Chuck Norris didn't like his bagel.
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# 589Chuck Norris passed over to the other side with a roundhouse kick and saw God. And he wasn't even impressed.
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# 395Jesus is the Son of God; The beard gives it away.
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# 601Chuck Norris decided to take his dog for a walk one day.....long story short, everyone died.
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# 838Chuck Norris doesnt mingle. he mangles.
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# 371Chuck Norris will appear on the next season of American Idol. Simon, you're a dead man walking. Paula and Randy, you'll finally experience sexual fulfillment.
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# 398Chuck told Jesus to get off the cross; he needed a toothpick.
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# 577The meaning of life is Chuck Norris.
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# 148Santa Claus once put Chuck Norris on the Naughty List. This is why there is no Santa.
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# 57For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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# 4The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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# 473Chuck Norris can make change for a penny.
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# 496Chuck Norris once fought Bird Man(Doug). Now Bird Man spends his crappy little life playing Wow and hoping Chuck doesn't get him in his sleep!
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# 247The leading cause of death in America is heart disease. Oddly enough, in a Native American language that has long since fallen into obscurity, 'heart disease' roughly translates into 'roundhouse kick to the face, biotch'. Coincidence?
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# 295Chuck Norris admits his penis in only 2 inches...........from the ground
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