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| # 100 | A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. | |   4.35 Roundhouse Kicks (2036 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 83 | Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. | | 4.28 Roundhouse Kicks (3279 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 1 | Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever. | | 4.26 Roundhouse Kicks (4253 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 151 | Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. | | 4.25 Roundhouse Kicks (2346 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 105 | Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. | | 4.24 Roundhouse Kicks (3198 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 178 | Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did. | | 4.23 Roundhouse Kicks (1641 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 196 | Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool. | | 4.22 Roundhouse Kicks (1461 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 381 | In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right. | | 4.2 Roundhouse Kicks (1776 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 536 | Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in. | | 4.2 Roundhouse Kicks (620 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 101 | Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. | | 4.19 Roundhouse Kicks (2727 votes) | Rate it: |
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| # 92 | Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always. | | 3.93 Roundhouse Kicks (602 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 595 | General Swartzkopf once saw Chuck Norris in K-Mart wearing an American Flag wifebeater. He now refuses to salute anyone else. | | 3.42 Roundhouse Kicks (571 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 367 | People say Bruce Lee trained Chuck Norris. The truth is Chuck Norris went back in time and trained Bruce Lee, because the only man who can train Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | | 3.86 Roundhouse Kicks (378 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 495 | How does Chuck Norris cross the road?
He doesn't. The road crosses him, and promptly recieves a roundhouse kick for daring to corss Chuck Norris. | | 3.71 Roundhouse Kicks (316 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 1 | Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever. | | 4.26 Roundhouse Kicks (4253 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 360 | Chuck Norris bred with apes to create the human race. | | 2.88 Roundhouse Kicks (308 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 149 | Chuck Norris can divide by zero. | | 4.15 Roundhouse Kicks (1064 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 254 | Chuck Norris isn't Rick James, Bitch! | | 2.18 Roundhouse Kicks (466 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 565 | After years of grueling research scientists have found the chicken crossed the road after recieving a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. | | 3.42 Roundhouse Kicks (300 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 450 | Jesus is the only person in history who was not killed by Chuck Norris; when Chuck Norris kills someone, they stay dead. | | 4.16 Roundhouse Kicks (531 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 165 | Chuck Norris is so tough that he blows bubbles with beef jerkey. | | 4.11 Roundhouse Kicks (664 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 136 | Chuck Norris can chuck wood. | | 2.7 Roundhouse Kicks (449 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 34 | A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning: that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there. | | 4.15 Roundhouse Kicks (1101 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 207 | Atlantis was what Chuck used to call home until one unlucky poker player forgot to pay off his debt, out of spite Chuck gave the whole country Cement Boots and tossed it into the ocean. | | 2.84 Roundhouse Kicks (307 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 297 | The United States Dropped Chuck Norris On Hiroshima And Nagasaki. | | 3.68 Roundhouse Kicks (401 votes) | Rate it: |
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