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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 43The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 229While visiting Europe, early in the 19th century, Chuck Norris was spotted by Dracula. Hoping to convert Chuck Norris into a vampire, and thus ensure the survival of vampires for all eternity, Dracula attempted to drink Chuck Norris's blood. Instead of turning Chuck into a vampire, Dracula turned into a copy of Chuck Norris. But that created a riff in the space time continuum, resulting in a Chuck Norris black hole, which sucked up the original Chuck Norris. However, Chuck quickly gave the black hole a roundhouse kick, defeating it utterly. Chuck Norris wrote an account of this incident, and it was later adapted into the movie Star Trek IV.
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# 113Chuck Norris was not born in 1940. The world was Chuck Norrised in 1940.
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# 546Chuck Norris need not fear the bed bugs' bite, bed bugs fear Chuck Norris's roundhouse.
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# 103To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
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# 500Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's Chip.
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# 306While attempting a roundhouse kick in his house as a child, Chuck accidentally broke a vase. His father got his belt to discipline Chuck....R.I.P Christopher Norris.
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# 318When Chuck Norris coughs, there's thunder.
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# 171The sun doesn't shine on Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris shines on the sun.
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# 838Chuck Norris doesnt mingle. he mangles.
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# 407Chuck Norris was born a twin two-thousand and six years ago on the 25th of december. His weaker brother did not survive.
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# 327Chuck Norris is so evolved that he does not have any coccyx.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 14The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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