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| # 100 | A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. | |   4.35 Roundhouse Kicks (2036 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 83 | Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. | | 4.28 Roundhouse Kicks (3279 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 1 | Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever. | | 4.26 Roundhouse Kicks (4253 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 151 | Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. | | 4.25 Roundhouse Kicks (2346 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 105 | Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. | | 4.24 Roundhouse Kicks (3198 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 178 | Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did. | | 4.23 Roundhouse Kicks (1641 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 196 | Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool. | | 4.22 Roundhouse Kicks (1461 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 381 | In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right. | | 4.2 Roundhouse Kicks (1776 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 536 | Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in. | | 4.2 Roundhouse Kicks (620 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 101 | Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. | | 4.19 Roundhouse Kicks (2727 votes) | Rate it: |
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| # 557 | Why is Chuck Norris roundhousing the moon? Because he can. | | 2.75 Roundhouse Kicks (327 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 138 | The reason "We have it our way" is because Chuck Norris is threatening to roundhouse kick Ronald McDonald if we don't. | | 3.17 Roundhouse Kicks (414 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 201 | Chuck Norris was bored with Pangea so he shouted "Take off!" the continents fled in terror | | 3.36 Roundhouse Kicks (377 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 577 | The meaning of life is Chuck Norris. | | 3.26 Roundhouse Kicks (316 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 274 | Chuck Norris was once asked if he killed Napoleon. His response, "I've killed a lot of people, I can't be expected to remember them all." | | 3.45 Roundhouse Kicks (343 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 149 | Chuck Norris can divide by zero. | | 4.15 Roundhouse Kicks (1064 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 590 | Chuck Norris uses Anthrax like baby powder. | | 3.79 Roundhouse Kicks (374 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 140 | All the wars in the history of mankind would have been prevented if Chuck Norris wasn't having sex during all of them. Out of all of the people who have tried to stop Chuck Norris from having sex, not one of their bodies was found intact. | | 2.95 Roundhouse Kicks (332 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 441 | Windows will not lock up on Chuck Norris. Because Windows is afraid. | | 3.63 Roundhouse Kicks (334 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 359 | Chuck Norris took the Statue of Liberty out on a date, and got head on her parents' doorstep. | | 3.16 Roundhouse Kicks (356 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 417 | Norriszilla razed Tokyo to the ground with a flurry of roundhouse kicks. | | 2.1 Roundhouse Kicks (310 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 327 | Chuck Norris is so evolved that he does not have any coccyx. | | 2.45 Roundhouse Kicks (311 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 541 | BC stands for Before Chuck. | | 3.96 Roundhouse Kicks (420 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 432 | Chuck Norris is gay. By saying that sentence, my life expectancy is down to three secon- | | 4.17 Roundhouse Kicks (1005 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 56 | When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face. | | 3.32 Roundhouse Kicks (440 votes) | Rate it: |
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