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| # 1 | Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever. | |   4.28 Roundhouse Kicks (3621 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 83 | Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. | | 4.24 Roundhouse Kicks (2707 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 151 | Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. | | 4.22 Roundhouse Kicks (1861 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 105 | Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. | | 4.2 Roundhouse Kicks (2666 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 381 | In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right. | | 4.18 Roundhouse Kicks (1331 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 178 | Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did. | | 4.18 Roundhouse Kicks (1160 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 24 | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and knew karate. | | 4.17 Roundhouse Kicks (2419 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 101 | Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. | | 4.17 Roundhouse Kicks (2306 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 159 | Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. | | 4.16 Roundhouse Kicks (1738 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 196 | Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool. | | 4.16 Roundhouse Kicks (1185 votes) | Rate it: |
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| # 63 | When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. | | 4.14 Roundhouse Kicks (1058 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 125 | They call it 9/11 because that is the ratio of Chuck Norris' ratio of roundhouse kicks to num-chucks he stores in his ass. | | 2.16 Roundhouse Kicks (452 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 51 | Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. | | 4.09 Roundhouse Kicks (772 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 609 | Chuck Norris once took a crap and it kicked Jean Claude Van Damme's ass. | | 3.59 Roundhouse Kicks (313 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 96 | Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. | | 4.12 Roundhouse Kicks (1242 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 46 | Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. | | 3.71 Roundhouse Kicks (543 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 643 | School lockers were originaly created to keep a teenage Chuck Norris from taking your stuff; they failed miserably and now have to contain the one thing Chuck Norris hates in school. School equipment. | | 2.83 Roundhouse Kicks (290 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 143 | Before Chuck Norris came along, the Martial Arts were referred to merely as the Martial Crafts. | | 2.98 Roundhouse Kicks (378 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 615 | Chuck Norris is Polish. In 1605 at Kircholm he deafeted 11000 Sweds with one winged hussar charge. | | 3.28 Roundhouse Kicks (419 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 478 | Chuck Norris roundhoused Bruce Lee in "Return of the Dragon". Bruce was such an excellent kung fu master that he didn't actually die until 5 years later. | | 3.75 Roundhouse Kicks (347 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 149 | Chuck Norris can divide by zero. | | 4.13 Roundhouse Kicks (1016 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 222 | Chuck Norris' Cunnilingus is equal to a 9.4 on the Richter scale. | | 3.18 Roundhouse Kicks (307 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 298 | Chuck Norris was born feet first so he could Roundhouse kick the doctor. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris. | | 4.14 Roundhouse Kicks (530 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 273 | Chuck Norris when he's drunk is Chuck Norris times 10. | | 2.65 Roundhouse Kicks (307 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 368 | Chuck Norris secretly killed Osama Bin Laden. | | 2.59 Roundhouse Kicks (319 votes) | Rate it: |
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