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| # 100 | A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. | |   4.35 Roundhouse Kicks (2036 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 83 | Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. | | 4.28 Roundhouse Kicks (3280 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 1 | Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever. | | 4.26 Roundhouse Kicks (4253 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 151 | Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. | | 4.25 Roundhouse Kicks (2347 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 105 | Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. | | 4.24 Roundhouse Kicks (3198 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 178 | Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did. | | 4.23 Roundhouse Kicks (1641 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 196 | Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool. | | 4.22 Roundhouse Kicks (1462 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 381 | In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right. | | 4.2 Roundhouse Kicks (1776 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 536 | Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in. | | 4.2 Roundhouse Kicks (620 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 101 | Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. | | 4.19 Roundhouse Kicks (2727 votes) | Rate it: |
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| # 359 | Chuck Norris took the Statue of Liberty out on a date, and got head on her parents' doorstep. | | 3.16 Roundhouse Kicks (356 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 179 | When someone sneezes, God says Chuck Bless you. | | 3.77 Roundhouse Kicks (426 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 155 | Everytime a child laughs, Chuck Norris kills a bad guy. | | 3.9 Roundhouse Kicks (452 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 436 | Chuck Norris has 24 chromosomes. The last one is for roundhouse kicking. | | 3.74 Roundhouse Kicks (294 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 666 | Chuck Norris was the pipe that killed Bennet in the movie Commando. | | 2.52 Roundhouse Kicks (261 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 914 | Chuck Norris once swallowed a quarter and shit out 2 dimes and a nickle | | 3.78 Roundhouse Kicks (928 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 63 | When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. | | 4.15 Roundhouse Kicks (1112 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 66 | If tapped, a single Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes. | | 3.81 Roundhouse Kicks (537 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 154 | Chuck Norris decided it was a good idea to bottle his urine. We’ve come to know it as Red Bull. | | 4.07 Roundhouse Kicks (870 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 659 | Chuck Norris recieves +100 frame advantage on block, +100 on hit, and +100 on miss of his roundhouse kick. His roundhouse kick is uncounterable. | | 2.52 Roundhouse Kicks (269 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 94 | If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down. | | 4.17 Roundhouse Kicks (1475 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 153 | Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas. | | 4.16 Roundhouse Kicks (1224 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 678 | Chuck Norris doesn't play the lottery, he wins it. | | 3.46 Roundhouse Kicks (836 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 662 | There is a wing at the hospital devoted to victims of Chuck Norris' Roundhouse Kicks; the coronor works there. | | 3.72 Roundhouse Kicks (324 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 152 | God wanted 10 days to create the world. Chuck Norris gave him 6. | | 4.12 Roundhouse Kicks (980 votes) | Rate it: |
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