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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 88When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
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# 268Chuck Norris lives at 18653 Ventura Blvd. Suite 751 Tarzana, CA 91356.
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# 328Chuck Norris' chest hair are use to cut diamond... they weight 12 pounds each and are viral.
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# 538If you're still breathing, it's because Chuck Norris has not checkd your name off his hit list.
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# 165Chuck Norris is so tough that he blows bubbles with beef jerkey.
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# 427Moses didn't part the Red Sea. The wind produced by just one of Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks scared the water into submission.
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# 623Chuck Norris once lassoed a Tornado.............. with his penis.
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# 561Years ago, Chuck Norris woke up because a T-Rex made loud noises...
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# 48Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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# 558Elvis isn't dead. He's hiding from Chuck Norris.
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# 371Chuck Norris will appear on the next season of American Idol. Simon, you're a dead man walking. Paula and Randy, you'll finally experience sexual fulfillment.
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# 32Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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# 254Chuck Norris isn't Rick James, Bitch!
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# 256Chuck Norris doesn't like drugs, so he roundhouses them in the face and out of America.
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# 167After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".
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