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| # 100 | A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. | |   4.35 Roundhouse Kicks (2036 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 83 | Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. | | 4.28 Roundhouse Kicks (3279 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 1 | Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever. | | 4.26 Roundhouse Kicks (4253 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 151 | Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. | | 4.25 Roundhouse Kicks (2345 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 105 | Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. | | 4.24 Roundhouse Kicks (3198 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 178 | Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did. | | 4.23 Roundhouse Kicks (1640 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 196 | Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool. | | 4.22 Roundhouse Kicks (1461 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 381 | In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right. | | 4.2 Roundhouse Kicks (1776 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 536 | Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in. | | 4.2 Roundhouse Kicks (619 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 101 | Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. | | 4.19 Roundhouse Kicks (2726 votes) | Rate it: |
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| # 2 | The number three cause of death in America is Diabetes.
Chuck Norris is numbers one and two. | | 4.12 Roundhouse Kicks (2097 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 42 | If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. | | 3.97 Roundhouse Kicks (639 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 327 | Chuck Norris is so evolved that he does not have any coccyx. | | 2.45 Roundhouse Kicks (311 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 509 | The single most successful anti-smoking measure was a commercial in the 1980's. In the commercial, there is a man smoking a cigarette. A voice then exclaims "Smoking will kill you." Nothing happens, until Chuck Norris blasts through the wall and kills the man with a single round house kick. | | 4.03 Roundhouse Kicks (1458 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 30 | The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade. | | 4.17 Roundhouse Kicks (882 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 142 | Chuck Norris invented water at about the same time as he invented Al Gore and the internet. | | 2.84 Roundhouse Kicks (412 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 285 | As soon as Chuck Norris was conceived he immediately burst out of his mother, roundhouse kicking both his parents in the face, killing them instantly. No-one knows why. Chuck Norris does. | | 3.27 Roundhouse Kicks (333 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 49 | When Chuck Norris plays Red Rover, he walks over to the other line, roundhouse-kicks the first person, watches them all fall over in a domino, and screams out "Norris is over".
| | 3.31 Roundhouse Kicks (435 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 65 | The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. | | 4.08 Roundhouse Kicks (714 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 378 | Chuck Norris once rubbed a dead sheep on his beard and it came back to life ,then he roundhoused kicked it and said "The Lord Giveth the Lord Taketh Away". | | 3.47 Roundhouse Kicks (386 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 280 | The reason no one has found Tupac's and Notorious BIG's killers are because it was Chuck Norris. | | 2.64 Roundhouse Kicks (314 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 225 | Chuck Norris' penis is only two inches. From the ground. | | 3.81 Roundhouse Kicks (478 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 459 | Chuck = Legend! | | 1.7 Roundhouse Kicks (518 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 31 | Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." | | 3.97 Roundhouse Kicks (629 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 493 | Chuck Norris plays baseball with his cock. | | 2.89 Roundhouse Kicks (358 votes) | Rate it: |
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