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| # 100 | A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. | |   4.36 Roundhouse Kicks (2032 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 83 | Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. | | 4.28 Roundhouse Kicks (3279 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 1 | Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever. | | 4.26 Roundhouse Kicks (4253 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 151 | Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. | | 4.25 Roundhouse Kicks (2345 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 105 | Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. | | 4.24 Roundhouse Kicks (3197 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 178 | Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did. | | 4.23 Roundhouse Kicks (1639 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 196 | Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool. | | 4.22 Roundhouse Kicks (1460 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 381 | In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right. | | 4.2 Roundhouse Kicks (1775 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 536 | Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in. | | 4.2 Roundhouse Kicks (617 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 101 | Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. | | 4.19 Roundhouse Kicks (2725 votes) | Rate it: |
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| # 322 | Chuck Norris' muscle are so big that everywhere you look you see them. | | 1.94 Roundhouse Kicks (392 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 192 | There is a 100% chance that Chuck Norris is your father. | | 3.93 Roundhouse Kicks (536 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 285 | As soon as Chuck Norris was conceived he immediately burst out of his mother, roundhouse kicking both his parents in the face, killing them instantly. No-one knows why. Chuck Norris does. | | 3.27 Roundhouse Kicks (333 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 368 | Chuck Norris secretly killed Osama Bin Laden. | | 2.66 Roundhouse Kicks (345 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 84 | How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it. | | 3.57 Roundhouse Kicks (468 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 440 | Wendy's makes vanilla Frosties especially for Chuck Norris. | | 2.87 Roundhouse Kicks (289 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 510 | Chuck Norris' sneezes are of such power that the National Weather Service names them. The last two were named Katrina and Rita. | | 3.82 Roundhouse Kicks (304 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 582 | Chuck Norris only kicks with his left foot, as using the right would cause a rift in time. | | 3.89 Roundhouse Kicks (408 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 161 | When in combat and under heavy fire, Chuck Norris wears a bullet proof vest. Not because he’s afraid the bullets will kill him, but because he’s a little ticklish. | | 4.15 Roundhouse Kicks (612 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 42 | If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. | | 3.97 Roundhouse Kicks (639 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 503 | "An army of one." Yeah, one Chuck Norris. | | 3.8 Roundhouse Kicks (343 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 297 | The United States Dropped Chuck Norris On Hiroshima And Nagasaki. | | 3.68 Roundhouse Kicks (401 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 531 | God used to make frequent trips to earth to talk to various people. Upon seeing Chuck Norris' manly good looks God vanquished himself to heaven, never to be seen again out of embarassment of his own self image. It's rumored Chuck is currently God's personal fitness trainer. | | 3.33 Roundhouse Kicks (297 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 115 | Chuck Norris does not have pubic hair, he has a groin beard. | | 4.17 Roundhouse Kicks (988 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 230 | Chuck Norris blinked just before the Dark Ages. Never again. | | 3.63 Roundhouse Kicks (365 votes) | Rate it: |
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