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| # 100 | A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. | |   4.35 Roundhouse Kicks (2036 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 83 | Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. | | 4.28 Roundhouse Kicks (3279 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 1 | Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever. | | 4.26 Roundhouse Kicks (4253 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 151 | Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. | | 4.25 Roundhouse Kicks (2346 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 105 | Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. | | 4.24 Roundhouse Kicks (3198 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 178 | Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did. | | 4.23 Roundhouse Kicks (1641 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 196 | Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool. | | 4.22 Roundhouse Kicks (1461 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 381 | In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right. | | 4.2 Roundhouse Kicks (1776 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 536 | Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in. | | 4.2 Roundhouse Kicks (620 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 101 | Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. | | 4.19 Roundhouse Kicks (2726 votes) | Rate it: |
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| # 524 | Chuck Norris's mom hit him once. Once. | | 3.87 Roundhouse Kicks (402 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 487 | In Math, Chuck Norris is always greater than anything else, and is only equal to Chuck Norris. | | 3.82 Roundhouse Kicks (320 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 51 | Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. | | 4.11 Roundhouse Kicks (816 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 527 | Chuck Norris has made it to the end of the Internet. Twice. | | 3.6 Roundhouse Kicks (368 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 38 | Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. | | 4.14 Roundhouse Kicks (1042 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 306 | While attempting a roundhouse kick in his house as a child, Chuck accidentally broke a vase. His father got his belt to discipline Chuck....R.I.P Christopher Norris. | | 3.7 Roundhouse Kicks (340 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 654 | Chuck Norris doesnt have Orgasms, Orgasms have a Chuck Norris. | | 3.74 Roundhouse Kicks (360 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 571 | Chuck Norris banged the Tooth-Fairy. | | 3.58 Roundhouse Kicks (369 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 384 | Chuck Norris was originally cast to play Willy Wonka in the original "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory." When they were filming the last scene in the balloon, Chuck Norris decided he didn't want to give the factory to Charlie, deciding instead to roundhouse kick the shit out of Charlie and his uncle and then do a triple back flip out of the balloon. The entire movie had to be reshot with Gene Wilder. Norris subsequently disappeared for 2 years. | | 3.36 Roundhouse Kicks (327 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 252 | If Chuck Norris were to ever roundhouse kick the air in front of a concrete wall the concrete wall would blow in half and all women with in a 20 mile radius would find themselves pregnant. | | 3.49 Roundhouse Kicks (319 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 357 | How many roads must a man walk down? Chuck Norris knows. | | 3.07 Roundhouse Kicks (311 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 263 | Everyone has a little bit of Chuck Norris in them. Mainly due to rape. | | 3.64 Roundhouse Kicks (450 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 578 | Every February 2nd, Chuck Norris emerges from his home. If he sees his shadow, he roundhouse kicks it in the face. This is why we ALWAYS get 6 more weeks of winter. | | 3.45 Roundhouse Kicks (286 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 429 | Chuck Norris is not bullet-proof. He could kick bullets aside if he so wished, but he believes horrific internal injuries toughen him up- thus he allows his enemies a few token shots before he unmakes them. | | 3.36 Roundhouse Kicks (288 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 534 | The only thing stronger than Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | | 2.91 Roundhouse Kicks (319 votes) | Rate it: |
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