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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 524Chuck Norris's mom hit him once. Once.
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# 487In Math, Chuck Norris is always greater than anything else, and is only equal to Chuck Norris.
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# 51Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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# 527Chuck Norris has made it to the end of the Internet. Twice.
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# 38Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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# 306While attempting a roundhouse kick in his house as a child, Chuck accidentally broke a vase. His father got his belt to discipline Chuck....R.I.P Christopher Norris.
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# 654Chuck Norris doesnt have Orgasms, Orgasms have a Chuck Norris.
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# 571Chuck Norris banged the Tooth-Fairy.
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# 384Chuck Norris was originally cast to play Willy Wonka in the original "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory." When they were filming the last scene in the balloon, Chuck Norris decided he didn't want to give the factory to Charlie, deciding instead to roundhouse kick the shit out of Charlie and his uncle and then do a triple back flip out of the balloon. The entire movie had to be reshot with Gene Wilder. Norris subsequently disappeared for 2 years.
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# 252If Chuck Norris were to ever roundhouse kick the air in front of a concrete wall the concrete wall would blow in half and all women with in a 20 mile radius would find themselves pregnant.
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# 357How many roads must a man walk down? Chuck Norris knows.
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# 263Everyone has a little bit of Chuck Norris in them. Mainly due to rape.
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# 578Every February 2nd, Chuck Norris emerges from his home. If he sees his shadow, he roundhouse kicks it in the face. This is why we ALWAYS get 6 more weeks of winter.
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# 429Chuck Norris is not bullet-proof. He could kick bullets aside if he so wished, but he believes horrific internal injuries toughen him up- thus he allows his enemies a few token shots before he unmakes them.
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# 534The only thing stronger than Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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