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| # 100 | A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. | |   4.35 Roundhouse Kicks (2036 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 83 | Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. | | 4.28 Roundhouse Kicks (3279 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 1 | Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever. | | 4.26 Roundhouse Kicks (4253 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 151 | Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. | | 4.25 Roundhouse Kicks (2345 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 105 | Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. | | 4.24 Roundhouse Kicks (3198 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 178 | Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did. | | 4.23 Roundhouse Kicks (1641 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 196 | Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool. | | 4.22 Roundhouse Kicks (1461 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 381 | In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right. | | 4.2 Roundhouse Kicks (1776 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 536 | Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in. | | 4.2 Roundhouse Kicks (620 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 101 | Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. | | 4.19 Roundhouse Kicks (2726 votes) | Rate it: |
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| # 307 | Chuck Norris does not do infomercials. He does, buy this fucking product or I'll kill youmercials. | | 3.04 Roundhouse Kicks (336 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 116 | Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow. | | 4.06 Roundhouse Kicks (577 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 48 | Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. | | 4.12 Roundhouse Kicks (1083 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 252 | If Chuck Norris were to ever roundhouse kick the air in front of a concrete wall the concrete wall would blow in half and all women with in a 20 mile radius would find themselves pregnant. | | 3.49 Roundhouse Kicks (319 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 91 | After the Grinch stole Christmas, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face and took it back. Then he roundhouse kicked every last orphan in whoville and kept it for himself. | | 3.71 Roundhouse Kicks (444 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 464 | If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you in a forest and nobody is around to hear it, did you really die? | | 3.56 Roundhouse Kicks (320 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 370 | Chuck Norris put his chocolate in your peanut butter...what are you going to do about it Mr. Reese? | | 3.52 Roundhouse Kicks (381 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 591 | Chuck Norris eats turds like us for breakfast. | | 2.3 Roundhouse Kicks (292 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 92 | Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always. | | 3.93 Roundhouse Kicks (602 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 337 | When women say it's "that time of the month," they just mean Chuck Norris is coming over. The bleeding is normal. | | 4.16 Roundhouse Kicks (612 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 2 | The number three cause of death in America is Diabetes.
Chuck Norris is numbers one and two. | | 4.12 Roundhouse Kicks (2097 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 31 | Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." | | 3.97 Roundhouse Kicks (629 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 435 | Chuck Norris has caught his shadow. | | 3.96 Roundhouse Kicks (450 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 495 | How does Chuck Norris cross the road?
He doesn't. The road crosses him, and promptly recieves a roundhouse kick for daring to corss Chuck Norris. | | 3.71 Roundhouse Kicks (316 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 203 | When the tricks rabbit didn't give Chuck Norris cereal Chuck Norris round-house kicked him in the face and preceeded to have his way with him. | | 2.71 Roundhouse Kicks (420 votes) | Rate it: |
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