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| # 100 | A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. | |   4.53 Roundhouse Kicks (1432 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 1 | Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever. | | 4.29 Roundhouse Kicks (3759 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 83 | Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. | | 4.25 Roundhouse Kicks (2781 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 151 | Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. | | 4.22 Roundhouse Kicks (1916 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 105 | Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. | | 4.2 Roundhouse Kicks (2730 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 178 | Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did. | | 4.19 Roundhouse Kicks (1213 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 24 | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and knew karate. | | 4.18 Roundhouse Kicks (2473 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 381 | In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right. | | 4.18 Roundhouse Kicks (1390 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 101 | Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. | | 4.17 Roundhouse Kicks (2356 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 159 | Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. | | 4.17 Roundhouse Kicks (1792 votes) | Rate it: |
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| # 2 | The number three cause of death in America is Diabetes.
Chuck Norris is numbers one and two. | | 4.11 Roundhouse Kicks (2038 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 469 | The only person to have more singles than the Beatles is Mariah Carey...The only person to have more singles than Mariah Carey is Chuck Norris...As in single blows to the head. | | 2.62 Roundhouse Kicks (227 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 35 | The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist. | | 4.15 Roundhouse Kicks (853 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 383 | Chuck Norris didn't invent the internet. Chuck Norris invented Al Gore. | | 3.56 Roundhouse Kicks (436 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 6 | If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death. | | 4.09 Roundhouse Kicks (1842 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 50 | Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. | | 4.11 Roundhouse Kicks (1426 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 186 | Chuck Norris still hasn't gotten one Jeopardy question wrong. Jesus has missed two. | | 3.75 Roundhouse Kicks (436 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 344 | Chuck Norris once said "I dont like dwarves"...instantly the World of Warcraft crashed, and all dwarves instantly died. | | 2.93 Roundhouse Kicks (329 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 323 | Chuck Norris is a Weapon of Mass Destruction.
One roundhouse kick to the head and next thing you know... your face explodes
just like in fist of the north star.
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| # 568 | One may score perfectly on the SATs simply by writing Chuck Norris's name in the Answer Booklet. | | 3.72 Roundhouse Kicks (319 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 225 | Chuck Norris' penis is only two inches. From the ground. | | 3.79 Roundhouse Kicks (442 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 309 | Once while on a farm, Chuck Norris had a handfull of Cheerios. He accidentally dropped some and they were eaten by a chicken. Instead of exacting his revenge on the chicken he went into the coop and Roundhouse Kicked the nest, therefore creating scrambled eggs. | | 2.48 Roundhouse Kicks (265 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 662 | There is a wing at the hospital devoted to victims of Chuck Norris' Roundhouse Kicks; the coronor works there. | | 3.69 Roundhouse Kicks (302 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 536 | Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in. | | 4.15 Roundhouse Kicks (536 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 58 | Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | | 3.96 Roundhouse Kicks (551 votes) | Rate it: |
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