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| # 100 | A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. | |   4.35 Roundhouse Kicks (2036 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 83 | Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. | | 4.28 Roundhouse Kicks (3279 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 1 | Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever. | | 4.26 Roundhouse Kicks (4253 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 151 | Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. | | 4.25 Roundhouse Kicks (2346 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 105 | Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. | | 4.24 Roundhouse Kicks (3198 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 178 | Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did. | | 4.23 Roundhouse Kicks (1641 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 196 | Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool. | | 4.22 Roundhouse Kicks (1461 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 381 | In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right. | | 4.2 Roundhouse Kicks (1776 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 536 | Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in. | | 4.2 Roundhouse Kicks (620 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 101 | Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. | | 4.19 Roundhouse Kicks (2727 votes) | Rate it: |
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| # 295 | Chuck Norris admits his penis in only 2 inches...........from the ground | | 3.79 Roundhouse Kicks (426 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 476 | Tornados are Chuck Norris doing spinning roundhouse kicks! | | 2.83 Roundhouse Kicks (295 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 535 | In Dante's Inferno, Dante went to hell because he thought it was the safest place to hide from Chuck Norris. | | 3.78 Roundhouse Kicks (381 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 618 | To get some sleep, Chuck Norris invented God. | | 3.44 Roundhouse Kicks (349 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 516 | Chunk Norris' strength is so immense, that scientists invented a new number just to describe it: Norrfinity. | | 3.42 Roundhouse Kicks (312 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 168 | Chuck Norris' girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf. | | 3.65 Roundhouse Kicks (566 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 696 | Chuck Norris is so badass and manly he created his own website to show off his awesomeness. | | 2.38 Roundhouse Kicks (865 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 52 | One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors. | | 4.13 Roundhouse Kicks (1312 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 436 | Chuck Norris has 24 chromosomes. The last one is for roundhouse kicking. | | 3.74 Roundhouse Kicks (294 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 158 | When Chuck Norris allows women to have sex with them he pulls out and the women still have twins. | | 2.63 Roundhouse Kicks (401 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 67 | Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. | | 4.16 Roundhouse Kicks (1522 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 580 | When Chuck Norris plays Ice Hockey, it's always sudden death. | | 3.81 Roundhouse Kicks (360 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 249 | When Chuck Norris walked out of his mother's womb, beard and all, his doctor tried to spank him but Chuck quickly Roundhouse kicked him into orbit, as the doctor landed he killed all the dinosaurs and himself, this was the 4th person Chuck Norris killed. | | 3.41 Roundhouse Kicks (339 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 47 | Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. | | 4.15 Roundhouse Kicks (3163 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 426 | Chuck Norris is the only person to ever regain his virginity after losing it. He has done it eleven times. | | 3.58 Roundhouse Kicks (354 votes) | Rate it: |
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