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| # 100 | A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. | |   4.35 Roundhouse Kicks (2036 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 83 | Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. | | 4.28 Roundhouse Kicks (3279 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 1 | Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever. | | 4.26 Roundhouse Kicks (4253 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 151 | Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. | | 4.25 Roundhouse Kicks (2346 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 105 | Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. | | 4.24 Roundhouse Kicks (3198 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 178 | Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did. | | 4.23 Roundhouse Kicks (1641 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 196 | Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool. | | 4.22 Roundhouse Kicks (1461 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 381 | In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right. | | 4.2 Roundhouse Kicks (1776 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 536 | Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in. | | 4.2 Roundhouse Kicks (620 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 101 | Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. | | 4.19 Roundhouse Kicks (2727 votes) | Rate it: |
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| # 421 | When the soothsayer told Chuck Norris "Beware the Ides of March," Chuck said "NO!" and roundhouse kicked him in the face. | | 2.88 Roundhouse Kicks (320 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 220 | When Meatloaf sang "I would do anything for love but I just won't do that...", he was reffering to taking a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris but
wouldn't mention it out of FEAR!
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| # 47 | Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. | | 4.15 Roundhouse Kicks (3163 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 507 | They are only friendly skies when Chuck Norris isn't flying. | | 3.49 Roundhouse Kicks (273 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 254 | Chuck Norris isn't Rick James, Bitch! | | 2.18 Roundhouse Kicks (466 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 123 | Multiple vitamins are, in fact, petrified Chuck Norris waste, cut down to a manageable size and bottled. | | 3.33 Roundhouse Kicks (346 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 156 | Chuck Norris knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is, but he won’t tell because he doesn’t want anyone to find the body. | | 4.15 Roundhouse Kicks (585 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 582 | Chuck Norris only kicks with his left foot, as using the right would cause a rift in time. | | 3.89 Roundhouse Kicks (408 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 917 | Chuck Norris is the world hot dog eating champion, because he ate that japanese guy and now wears his old belt. | | 3.47 Roundhouse Kicks (729 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 6 | If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death. | | 4.09 Roundhouse Kicks (1900 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 491 | The Statue of Liberty was actually a gift to Chuck Norris by the french. This is why the french continue to exist. | | 4.18 Roundhouse Kicks (495 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 395 | Jesus is the Son of God; The beard gives it away. | | 2.86 Roundhouse Kicks (361 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 296 | Chuck Norris Went Into Space And Round-Kicked An Asteroid. The Freshly Round-Kicked Asteroid Went Back In TIme And Killed The Dinosaurs. | | 2.98 Roundhouse Kicks (338 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 305 | The name Norris is actually Chinese for "One Who Roundhouse Kicks" | | 3.03 Roundhouse Kicks (384 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 255 | Chuck Norris doesn't have emotions, he has kill- motions. | | 2.86 Roundhouse Kicks (342 votes) | Rate it: |
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