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| # 100 | A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. | |   4.37 Roundhouse Kicks (2027 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 83 | Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. | | 4.28 Roundhouse Kicks (3279 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 1 | Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever. | | 4.26 Roundhouse Kicks (4253 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 151 | Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. | | 4.25 Roundhouse Kicks (2345 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 105 | Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. | | 4.24 Roundhouse Kicks (3197 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 178 | Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did. | | 4.23 Roundhouse Kicks (1639 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 196 | Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool. | | 4.22 Roundhouse Kicks (1460 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 381 | In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right. | | 4.2 Roundhouse Kicks (1774 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 101 | Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. | | 4.19 Roundhouse Kicks (2725 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 536 | Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in. | | 4.19 Roundhouse Kicks (614 votes) | Rate it: |
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| # 242 | Chuck Norris once smuggled drugs across the border. But it was hardly smuggling at all since he just picked up over 400 pounds of drugs and walked into the US. The border patrol would have stopped him but he was just too tough. | | 2.32 Roundhouse Kicks (356 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 197 | The facts collected here barely scratch the surface of Chuck Norris' power, but reading the real truth about Chuck Norris would be completely lethal to anyone but Chuck Norris. | | 3.72 Roundhouse Kicks (401 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 285 | As soon as Chuck Norris was conceived he immediately burst out of his mother, roundhouse kicking both his parents in the face, killing them instantly. No-one knows why. Chuck Norris does. | | 3.27 Roundhouse Kicks (333 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 282 | The Titanic movie was supposed to have a happy ending. However when Chuck Norris learned he had been beaten out for the starring role by Leonardo DiCaprio, he went back in time and roundhouse kicked a huge hole in the ship. | | 3.64 Roundhouse Kicks (348 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 91 | After the Grinch stole Christmas, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face and took it back. Then he roundhouse kicked every last orphan in whoville and kept it for himself. | | 3.71 Roundhouse Kicks (444 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 289 | Chuck Norris' reflection is afraid of Chuck Norris. Some ask him whether he's a vampire because of this. He roundhouse kicks them and the mirror. | | 2.73 Roundhouse Kicks (270 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 502 | Chuck Norris believed it's not butter...Then he roundhouse kicked Fabio. | | 3.78 Roundhouse Kicks (495 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 526 | My Bologna has a first name. Chuck Norris. | | 3.32 Roundhouse Kicks (298 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 29 | Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" | | 4.16 Roundhouse Kicks (1046 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 616 | CHUCK NORRIS | | 2.71 Roundhouse Kicks (542 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 402 | We are just matter in Chuck Norris' mind. | | 2.94 Roundhouse Kicks (300 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 312 | Chuck Norris is racist, what are you gonna do about it? | | 2.99 Roundhouse Kicks (435 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 278 | There are no prime numbers. Only numbers Chuck Norris hasn't roundhouse kicked yet. | | 3.2 Roundhouse Kicks (328 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 147 | God didn't rest on the seventh day. He spent it hiding from Chuck Norris. | | 4 Roundhouse Kicks (598 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 30 | The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade. | | 4.17 Roundhouse Kicks (882 votes) | Rate it: |
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