You should grow a *beep* or wear a fake one next time   i love the "expiration dates are for the weak" joke.
every time i try to get one of my friends to come out for something and they say they're tire, i tell them that sleep is for the weak.   Expiration dates are full a wick? What? lol i thought that too

You know what's even worse then giving away a present that you're going to use? Re-gifting someone something that they gave you and you forgot about. N-not that I even did that....   haha.. my sister always gets me things she rele wants for herself.. haha u know that "if ur hand is bigger that ur face" thingy, i tried it on a friend and she got a nose bleed   The we don't have a chimney scene cracks me up :)