i love the "expiration dates are for the weak" joke.
every time i try to get one of my friends to come out for something and they say they're tire, i tell them that sleep is for the weak.   Expiration dates are full a wick? What?   lol i thought that too You know what's even worse then giving away a present that you're going to use? Re-gifting someone something that they gave you and you forgot about. N-not that I even did that....

haha.. my sister always gets me things she rele wants for herself..   haha u know that "if ur hand is bigger that ur face" thingy, i tried it on a friend and she got a nose bleed The we don't have a chimney scene cracks me up :)   I always give gift cards so that way they can do buy the gifts themselves and if they amount is higher than the gift card, then they can pay the difference, LOL...