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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 2The number three cause of death in America is Diabetes. Chuck Norris is numbers one and two.
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# 3Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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# 4The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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# 5Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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# 6If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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# 7Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
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# 8Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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# 9Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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# 10Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
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# 11In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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# 12There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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# 13In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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# 14The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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# 15Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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