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| # 16 | Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
| |   4.17 Roundhouse Kicks (738 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 17 | Chuck Norris doesn't get diseases. Diseases get Chuck Norris. | | 3.69 Roundhouse Kicks (597 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 18 | When water gets on Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris does not get wet: the water gets Chuck Norrised. | | 3.97 Roundhouse Kicks (840 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 19 | If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself. | | 2.75 Roundhouse Kicks (508 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 20 | Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. | | 3.32 Roundhouse Kicks (515 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 21 | Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds. | | 2.75 Roundhouse Kicks (577 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 22 | Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face. | | 3.45 Roundhouse Kicks (476 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 23 | Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris. | | 4.09 Roundhouse Kicks (1028 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 24 | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and knew karate. | | 4.16 Roundhouse Kicks (2647 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 25 | Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. | | 3.55 Roundhouse Kicks (568 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 26 | Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made. | | 4.16 Roundhouse Kicks (1096 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 27 | Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill. | | 4.14 Roundhouse Kicks (1073 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 28 | Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer. | | 4.13 Roundhouse Kicks (748 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 29 | Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" | | 4.15 Roundhouse Kicks (1021 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 30 | The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade. | | 4.16 Roundhouse Kicks (862 votes) | Rate it: |
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