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# 16Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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# 17Chuck Norris doesn't get diseases. Diseases get Chuck Norris.
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# 18When water gets on Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris does not get wet: the water gets Chuck Norrised.
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# 19If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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# 20Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb.
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# 21Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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# 22Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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# 23Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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# 24Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and knew karate.
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# 25Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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# 26Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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# 27Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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# 28Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
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# 29Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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# 30The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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