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# 31Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
3.97 Roundhouse Kicks (629 votes)Rate it:12345

# 32Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
3.75 Roundhouse Kicks (562 votes)Rate it:12345

# 33Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
2.75 Roundhouse Kicks (512 votes)Rate it:12345

# 34A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning: that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
4.15 Roundhouse Kicks (1101 votes)Rate it:12345

# 35The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
4.17 Roundhouse Kicks (905 votes)Rate it:12345

# 36When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
4.14 Roundhouse Kicks (1281 votes)Rate it:12345

# 37Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
3.71 Roundhouse Kicks (528 votes)Rate it:12345

# 38Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
4.14 Roundhouse Kicks (1042 votes)Rate it:12345

# 39Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
4.12 Roundhouse Kicks (1468 votes)Rate it:12345

# 40There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
4.15 Roundhouse Kicks (3183 votes)Rate it:12345

# 41Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
4.12 Roundhouse Kicks (1409 votes)Rate it:12345

# 42If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
3.97 Roundhouse Kicks (639 votes)Rate it:12345

# 43The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.
4.1 Roundhouse Kicks (847 votes)Rate it:12345

# 44Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
2.3 Roundhouse Kicks (623 votes)Rate it:12345

# 45Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
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