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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 570Chuck Norris doesn't have any mirrors in his house, he's afraid of the concequences.
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# 66If tapped, a single Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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# 218Depending on your point of view, Jesus Christ is Chuck Norris in disguise or Chuck Norris is Jesus Christ in disguise.
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# 84How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
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# 44Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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# 25Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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# 348Chuck Norris puts the Kill in Skill.
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# 541BC stands for Before Chuck.
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# 658Chuck Norris craps bigger than you, literally, it is bigger than you.
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# 170Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.
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# 394I will win the Mega Million Dollar Lottery every day for a month before you survive a Chuck Norris Round House Kick. (CNRhK)
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# 241Every time i think of Chuck Norris... it counts as a time I've had sex!
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# 104Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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# 202Chuck Norris doesn't just beat it up....He tears the whole motherfucker down.
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# 370Chuck Norris put his chocolate in your peanut butter...what are you going to do about it Mr. Reese?
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