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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 567Chuck Norris scored 16 million on the SAT's without ever reading the test booklet.
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# 419Chuck Norris grinds the bones of others to make cupcakes, then hurls the cupcakes at the homeless to feed them. Unfortunately, more often than not, the force of the impact from the cupcakes kills the bum.
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# 142Chuck Norris invented water at about the same time as he invented Al Gore and the internet.
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# 577The meaning of life is Chuck Norris.
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# 385Chuck Norris is pissed that some people are resubmitting old facts about him as new ones and spamming. You don't want to make him angry....
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# 141There is a word that rhymes with orange: Chuck Norris.
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# 358The hardest Test Your Might in Mortal Kombat is Chuck Norris. Don't even try.
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# 449Chuck Norris has fixed every Superbowl by simply telling the team that he did not bet on, that he did not bet on them. It goes without saying that he has also won every Superbowl bet that he has ever made.
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# 599Chuck Norris's middle name is "ROUND HOUSE KICK TO THE FACE!".
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# 667Chuck Norris does not eat the red smarties last.
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# 407Chuck Norris was born a twin two-thousand and six years ago on the 25th of december. His weaker brother did not survive.
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# 564Chuck Norris invented Women, because sheep couldn't bring him beer.
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# 226Chuck Norris came before both the chicken and the egg.
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# 282The Titanic movie was supposed to have a happy ending. However when Chuck Norris learned he had been beaten out for the starring role by Leonardo DiCaprio, he went back in time and roundhouse kicked a huge hole in the ship.
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# 414Chuck says there are three types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. He roundhouse kicked the other guy.
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