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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 564Chuck Norris invented Women, because sheep couldn't bring him beer.
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# 429Chuck Norris is not bullet-proof. He could kick bullets aside if he so wished, but he believes horrific internal injuries toughen him up- thus he allows his enemies a few token shots before he unmakes them.
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# 537Chuck Norris has been to noman's land.
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# 601Chuck Norris decided to take his dog for a walk one day.....long story short, everyone died.
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# 43The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.
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# 410One of Chuck Norris' sperm roundhouse kicked its way out of the condom and is now playing guard for the Lakers.
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# 463Black holes are just the places in the sky that Chuck Norris punched.
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# 739TCIF...Thank Chuck it's Friday
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# 58Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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# 363The answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42. The question is Chuck Norris.
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# 332Chuck Norris saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the next morning they found his arm in Cuba.
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# 661The circle of life was created by a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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# 534The only thing stronger than Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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# 262Chuck Norris doesn't go to church... Church comes to Chuck Norris.
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# 81Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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