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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 496Chuck Norris once fought Bird Man(Doug). Now Bird Man spends his crappy little life playing Wow and hoping Chuck doesn't get him in his sleep!
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# 227Chuck Norris refuses to have sex with anyone uglier than himself. Consequently, this means he must masturbate in front of a mirror.
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# 173Hockey players, football players, soldiers, and yes women, never had to wear pads before Chuck Norris was born.
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# 188Chuck Norris was once annoyed by a man named Dennis Dafoe, so annoyed in fact that Chuck roundhouse kicked him in the face. The sheer power of the kick was strong enough to spit Dennis Dafoe into two separate men. The world now knows them as Dennis Leary and William Dafoe.
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# 500Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's Chip.
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# 340Chuck Norris, is my baby's daddy.
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# 305The name Norris is actually Chinese for "One Who Roundhouse Kicks"
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# 286To scare the living shit outta everyone, Chuck Norris went out to an island in the Pacific, and roundhouse kicked a palm tree. The ensuing explosion created enough heat to surpass that of the center of the sun, melting the sand and vaporizing the water a mile out. Promptly, the U.S. covered up the incident by calling it a "Hydrogen Bomb Test" and claiming responsibility.
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# 300Chuck Norris' toenails can slice diamonds.
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# 538If you're still breathing, it's because Chuck Norris has not checkd your name off his hit list.
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# 136Chuck Norris can chuck wood.
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# 620Chuck Norris came up with the "Big Bang Theory". His round house kick is why we have the solar sytem.
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# 520In Chuck Norris's free time, he knits sweaters. By knit I mean "kick" and by sweaters I mean "babies".
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# 19If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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# 156Chuck Norris knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is, but he won’t tell because he doesn’t want anyone to find the body.
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