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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 85When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
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# 351Chuck Norris has equipped a unique +25 ATTK Beard of Norrisism, which grants him unlimited MP and the ability to absorb fire damage.
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# 266The virgin Mary isn't really a virgin. Chuck Norris just didn't want anyone to know he was the father of Jesus.
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# 336Chuck Norris.
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# 546Chuck Norris need not fear the bed bugs' bite, bed bugs fear Chuck Norris's roundhouse.
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# 132Chuck Norris can lick his elbow and rhyme with orange at the same time.
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# 379Chuck Norris recently overtook heart disease as the leading cause of death in the US.
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# 616CHUCK NORRIS
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# 131Chuck Norris' only weakness is his balls. Too bad they're made of steel.
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# 521Chuck Norris's Roundhouse Kicks are so fast, he broke the Road Runner's neck when it was going at top speed. Wile E. Coyote then hung himself after his boss said he was outta the job.
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# 130Chuck Norris once milked an anteater with his xiphoid process.
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# 93Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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# 86There are super-advanced aliens ready to invade earth, they are waiting until Chuck Norris dies. They are not aware that Chuck Norris can not die.
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# 41Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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# 511Atlantis did not exist. At least, not after Chuck Norris left.
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