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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 127Chuck Norris eats grapefruit on Tuesdays.
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# 428Stonehenge isn't a marvel from an ancient civilization, it's a collection of Chuck Norris kidney stones.
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# 16Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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# 26Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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# 636Chuck Norris made the Klondike Bar.
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# 117Phobias are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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# 469The only person to have more singles than the Beatles is Mariah Carey...The only person to have more singles than Mariah Carey is Chuck Norris...As in single blows to the head.
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# 93Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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# 681Chuck Norris is actually 8 foot 9. To make it possible to film him, he has shot every movie and show on his knees.
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# 657The U2 song "Sunday Bloody Sunday" was written to depict the day of the week when Chuck Norris has sex with Irish women.
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# 500Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's Chip.
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# 650Chuck Norris went to New Orleans and had sex with all the women there at once. When there were no women left, it angered Chuck Norris and he Roundhoused kicked the ocean, causing Hurricane Katrina.
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# 74When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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# 125They call it 9/11 because that is the ratio of Chuck Norris' ratio of roundhouse kicks to num-chucks he stores in his ass.
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# 257Chuck Norris technically flunked High School, not because of grades, but because he had to roundhouse kick every teacher because of their insolence. They still gave him a High School Diploma and a free PhD just to smooth things over.
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