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| # 100 | A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. | |   4.43 Roundhouse Kicks (1735 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 1 | Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever. | | 4.29 Roundhouse Kicks (3994 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 83 | Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. | | 4.26 Roundhouse Kicks (3011 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 151 | Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. | | 4.23 Roundhouse Kicks (2117 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 105 | Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. | | 4.21 Roundhouse Kicks (2943 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 178 | Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did. | | 4.2 Roundhouse Kicks (1413 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 381 | In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right. | | 4.18 Roundhouse Kicks (1568 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 432 | Chuck Norris is gay. By saying that sentence, my life expectancy is down to three secon- | | 4.18 Roundhouse Kicks (957 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 101 | Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. | | 4.17 Roundhouse Kicks (2514 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 159 | Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. | | 4.17 Roundhouse Kicks (1970 votes) | Rate it: |
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| # 378 | Chuck Norris once rubbed a dead sheep on his beard and it came back to life ,then he roundhoused kicked it and said "The Lord Giveth the Lord Taketh Away". | | 3.4 Roundhouse Kicks (357 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 363 | The answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42. The question is Chuck Norris. | | 3.4 Roundhouse Kicks (319 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 161 | When in combat and under heavy fire, Chuck Norris wears a bullet proof vest. Not because he’s afraid the bullets will kill him, but because he’s a little ticklish. | | 4.13 Roundhouse Kicks (584 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 300 | Chuck Norris' toenails can slice diamonds.
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| # 151 | Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. | | 4.23 Roundhouse Kicks (2117 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 577 | The meaning of life is Chuck Norris. | | 3.23 Roundhouse Kicks (302 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 370 | Chuck Norris put his chocolate in your peanut butter...what are you going to do about it Mr. Reese? | | 3.52 Roundhouse Kicks (372 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 233 | To prove that urban legends are true and Chuck Norris isn't afraid of anything, Chuck Norris spun around in a chair yelling bloody mary only to roundhouse kick her in the face and eventually have his way with her. | | 3.55 Roundhouse Kicks (331 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 87 | Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people. | | 4.1 Roundhouse Kicks (864 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 12 | There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. | | 4.15 Roundhouse Kicks (884 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 487 | In Math, Chuck Norris is always greater than anything else, and is only equal to Chuck Norris. | | 3.79 Roundhouse Kicks (303 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 926 | Chuck Norris is the only one who can taste the rainbow. | | 3.89 Roundhouse Kicks (1143 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 348 | Chuck Norris puts the Kill in Skill. | | 3.73 Roundhouse Kicks (348 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 274 | Chuck Norris was once asked if he killed Napoleon. His response, "I've killed a lot of people, I can't be expected to remember them all." | | 3.4 Roundhouse Kicks (325 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 216 | The term desert doesn't refer to places that are dry, but are places Chuck Norris hasn't urinated at. | | 3.26 Roundhouse Kicks (313 votes) | Rate it: |
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