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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 285As soon as Chuck Norris was conceived he immediately burst out of his mother, roundhouse kicking both his parents in the face, killing them instantly. No-one knows why. Chuck Norris does.
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# 273Chuck Norris when he's drunk is Chuck Norris times 10.
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# 330Chuck Norris took that missing sock from your dryer.
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# 26Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 180Chuck Norris doesn't need air, air needs Chuck Norris.
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# 429Chuck Norris is not bullet-proof. He could kick bullets aside if he so wished, but he believes horrific internal injuries toughen him up- thus he allows his enemies a few token shots before he unmakes them.
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# 441Windows will not lock up on Chuck Norris. Because Windows is afraid.
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# 42If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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# 277The last summon in Final Fantasy 7 was Chuck Norris, but during beta testing, testers discovered that upon summoning, he roundhouse kicks the enemy, then your party, and then he comes out of the screen and roundhouse kicks you. Square lost so many employees as a result that they were forced to merge with Enix to make up for the loss.
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# 401Chuck Norris has only ever had one bad movie review. Just the one.
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# 604Not being able to decide on who to vote for, Chuck Norris wrote his own name on the ballet and won.
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# 257Chuck Norris technically flunked High School, not because of grades, but because he had to roundhouse kick every teacher because of their insolence. They still gave him a High School Diploma and a free PhD just to smooth things over.
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# 667Chuck Norris does not eat the red smarties last.
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# 609Chuck Norris once took a crap and it kicked Jean Claude Van Damme's ass.
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