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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 491The Statue of Liberty was actually a gift to Chuck Norris by the french. This is why the french continue to exist.
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# 566The Chuck Norris constant is a number scientists and mathematicians have been searching for for many years, when applied to any equation, it fears for its life and solves itself.
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# 209Chuck Norris is the only person in the world able to beat the game of solitare with 3 cards.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 521Chuck Norris's Roundhouse Kicks are so fast, he broke the Road Runner's neck when it was going at top speed. Wile E. Coyote then hung himself after his boss said he was outta the job.
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# 204Chuck Norris roundhouse kick lessons are available at 412-874-8092.
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# 136Chuck Norris can chuck wood.
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# 146God created man in his own image. Then Chuck Norris made several major improvements and created himself.
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# 568One may score perfectly on the SATs simply by writing Chuck Norris's name in the Answer Booklet.
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# 156Chuck Norris knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is, but he won’t tell because he doesn’t want anyone to find the body.
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# 218Depending on your point of view, Jesus Christ is Chuck Norris in disguise or Chuck Norris is Jesus Christ in disguise.
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# 446When asked whether his favorite way of killing people was with his fists, feet, or innocent bystanders, Chuck Norris answered, "Both."
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# 643School lockers were originaly created to keep a teenage Chuck Norris from taking your stuff; they failed miserably and now have to contain the one thing Chuck Norris hates in school. School equipment.
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# 445Chuck Norris doesn't have to chew his food; his uvula pulverizes anything that comes within range.
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# 352When Eve ate the forbidden fruit Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked in her in the ovaries.
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