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| # 47 | Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. | |   4.23 Roundhouse Kicks (2025 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 40 | There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. | | 4.13 Roundhouse Kicks (2254 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 93 | Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own. | | 4.11 Roundhouse Kicks (2124 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 105 | Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. | | 4.11 Roundhouse Kicks (1453 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 11 | In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten. | | 4.11 Roundhouse Kicks (1302 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 71 | Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5. | | 4.11 Roundhouse Kicks (1038 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 153 | Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas. | | 4.11 Roundhouse Kicks (944 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 110 | Chuck Norris can lift a chair while sitting on it. | | 4.11 Roundhouse Kicks (725 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 8 | Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. | | 4.1 Roundhouse Kicks (2308 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 167 | After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane". | | 4.1 Roundhouse Kicks (1336 votes) | Rate it: |
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| # 647 | If you locked Chuck Norris in a room for six months with a guitar, he could make the perfect album. When asked why he doesn't do this, he responded, "Music is for idiots." To prove how serious he was about this statement, he swallowed a knife. | | 3.49 Roundhouse Kicks (248 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 111 | Chuck Norris once tried to play baseball. When it was his turn to hit, he left the bat behind and decided he would roundhouse kick it. The pitcher threw the fastest pitch he could, but the ball blew up half way to the plate out of fear. | | 3.86 Roundhouse Kicks (375 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 572 | What was first, the chick or the egg? Neither: Chuck Norris was. | | 3.54 Roundhouse Kicks (214 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 260 | The civil war did not stop racism ... Chuck norris did. | | 3.41 Roundhouse Kicks (287 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 674 | Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked twice the speed of light to prove quantum physics was a bunch of bullshit. | | 4.01 Roundhouse Kicks (3585 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 259 | Chuck Norris once entered a roundhouse kick contest, there were no survivors | | 3.32 Roundhouse Kicks (253 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 401 | Chuck Norris has only ever had one bad movie review. Just the one. | | 3.2 Roundhouse Kicks (214 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 598 | Chuck Norris is the reason Kanye West hates white people. | | 3.83 Roundhouse Kicks (469 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 444 | Chuck Norris was originally intended to be the final boss in Punch-Out, he was considered impossible to beat, so the programmers settled on Mike Tyson. | | 3.37 Roundhouse Kicks (229 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 497 | Chuck Norris once looked at an inmovable object and it ran in fear. | | 3.41 Roundhouse Kicks (198 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 500 | Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's Chip. | | 3.92 Roundhouse Kicks (463 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 202 | Chuck Norris doesn't just beat it up....He tears the whole motherfucker down. | | 2.76 Roundhouse Kicks (262 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 54 | When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you. | | 3.54 Roundhouse Kicks (369 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 236 | Albert Einstein once stated that even Chuck Norris' kicks could not exceed the speed of light. Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking. | | 3.75 Roundhouse Kicks (296 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 550 | All your base are belong to Chuck Norris. | | 3.09 Roundhouse Kicks (253 votes) | Rate it: |
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