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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 317The earth only rotates because it's Chuck Norris' treadmill.
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# 486Chuck Norris knows all the digits of Pi.
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# 638Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris, bitch.
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# 163Chuck Norris once had sex with a nun in Alabama. He was in Texas at the time.
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# 574It wasn't the the Death Star that destroyed Alderaan, it was a single roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris that silenced those million voices in Obi-wan's head.
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# 436Chuck Norris has 24 chromosomes. The last one is for roundhouse kicking.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 228The Death Star is loosely based on Chuck Norris' orgasm. Now we only have one moon.
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# 347Chuck Norris can rip Gorillas in half with his eyelids.
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# 326The US didn't find Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq because the only Weapon of Mass Destruction is Chuck Norris, here in the US.
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# 622The story of Noah and the Flood as told in the bible is not entirely accurate. It wasn't Noah and two of every animal on the Ark. It was Chuck Norris and one of every animal.
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# 301Chuck Norris has a pet.......Godzilla.
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# 12There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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# 137Chuck Norris made SNPJ about life.
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# 535In Dante's Inferno, Dante went to hell because he thought it was the safest place to hide from Chuck Norris.
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