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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 309Once while on a farm, Chuck Norris had a handfull of Cheerios. He accidentally dropped some and they were eaten by a chicken. Instead of exacting his revenge on the chicken he went into the coop and Roundhouse Kicked the nest, therefore creating scrambled eggs.
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# 2387Chuck Norris can roll a 10 on a six sidded die.
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# 628Chuck Norris is not God. God took six days to create the world - Chuck Norris would have done it in two: one day of staring at the terrifed void, and one of roundhouse kicks.
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# 352When Eve ate the forbidden fruit Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked in her in the ovaries.
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# 358The hardest Test Your Might in Mortal Kombat is Chuck Norris. Don't even try.
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# 48Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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# 43The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.
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# 215The answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything isn't 42; here's a hint: it begins with Chuck and ends with a roundhouse kick to the face.
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# 141There is a word that rhymes with orange: Chuck Norris.
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# 557Why is Chuck Norris roundhousing the moon? Because he can.
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# 427Moses didn't part the Red Sea. The wind produced by just one of Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks scared the water into submission.
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# 185Michael Jordan owns a Chuck Norris jersey.
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# 155Everytime a child laughs, Chuck Norris kills a bad guy.
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# 705Chuck Norris once opened a can of Campbells chicken noodle soup with his eyeballs.
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# 148Santa Claus once put Chuck Norris on the Naughty List. This is why there is no Santa.
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