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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 228The Death Star is loosely based on Chuck Norris' orgasm. Now we only have one moon.
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# 53When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'."
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# 37Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 238Chuck Norris is right behind you, if you can't see him you are dead and in heaven.
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# 209Chuck Norris is the only person in the world able to beat the game of solitare with 3 cards.
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# 216The term desert doesn't refer to places that are dry, but are places Chuck Norris hasn't urinated at.
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# 299Chuck Norris is illegal in 48 countries.
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# 44Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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# 161When in combat and under heavy fire, Chuck Norris wears a bullet proof vest. Not because hes afraid the bullets will kill him, but because hes a little ticklish.
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# 150"Superman" is actually a fictionalized account of Chuck Norris's life. Kryptonite is the fiction.
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# 533Chuck Norris is the reason Charles Xavier is crippled. No one invades Chuck Norris' mind except Chuck Norris.
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# 237Chuck Norris' favorite color is blood.
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# 574It wasn't the the Death Star that destroyed Alderaan, it was a single roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris that silenced those million voices in Obi-wan's head.
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# 332Chuck Norris saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the next morning they found his arm in Cuba.
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