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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 476Tornados are Chuck Norris doing spinning roundhouse kicks!
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# 444Chuck Norris was originally intended to be the final boss in Punch-Out, he was considered impossible to beat, so the programmers settled on Mike Tyson.
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# 110Chuck Norris can lift a chair while sitting on it.
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# 36When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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# 566The Chuck Norris constant is a number scientists and mathematicians have been searching for for many years, when applied to any equation, it fears for its life and solves itself.
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# 217The Vietnam war wasn't because of Communism, but Vietnam hadn't paid their dues to Chuck Norris
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# 310Chuck Norris was there for the Clone Wars. When some Jedi tried to use the force to defeat him, he laughed so hard that they were immediately transformed into a bunch of fictional characters created by some dude named George.
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# 85When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 288Chuck Norris scored a 2500 on the SAT.
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# 402We are just matter in Chuck Norris' mind.
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# 542Johannes Gutenberg invented the printing press aroud 1440. Why? So the entire world would know the name: Chuck Norris.
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# 568One may score perfectly on the SATs simply by writing Chuck Norris's name in the Answer Booklet.
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# 27Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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# 296Chuck Norris Went Into Space And Round-Kicked An Asteroid. The Freshly Round-Kicked Asteroid Went Back In TIme And Killed The Dinosaurs.
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