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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 634Chuck Norris is the only person that knows how many licks it takes to get tot the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop.
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# 150"Superman" is actually a fictionalized account of Chuck Norris's life. Kryptonite is the fiction.
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# 200Early in his career Bob Dylan's voice was the envy of all singers, Chuck Norris being the severly competative fellow he is promptly roundhouse kicked Mr. Dylan in the face.
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# 71Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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# 635Chuck Norris was actually the first person on the moon. The moon was his stress ball, which explains the craters.
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# 19If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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# 625Chuck Norris throws people out of windows and doesn't even care.
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# 283The Titanic was at a bit of a disadvantage to Chuck Norris' bicep because he was standing on the ship, so the deck was tilting 45 degrees into the water.
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# 643School lockers were originaly created to keep a teenage Chuck Norris from taking your stuff; they failed miserably and now have to contain the one thing Chuck Norris hates in school. School equipment.
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# 141There is a word that rhymes with orange: Chuck Norris.
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# 357How many roads must a man walk down? Chuck Norris knows.
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# 520In Chuck Norris's free time, he knits sweaters. By knit I mean "kick" and by sweaters I mean "babies".
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# 328Chuck Norris' chest hair are use to cut diamond... they weight 12 pounds each and are viral.
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# 225Chuck Norris' penis is only two inches. From the ground.
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# 181While on a nature trek in Wasington State, Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on a rock and proceeded to deliver the tiny rock a roundhouse. This event is became known as the Mount St. Helens eruption of May 1980.
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