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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 66If tapped, a single Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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# 364Chuck Norris once spilled coffee on his own lap and broke his legs when he Roundhouse Kicked himself.
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# 250Chuck Norris made his first million dollars drilling for oil. With his penis.
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# 208Neil Armstrong didn't get to the moon on a spaceship, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him there after almost losing a game of poker.
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# 37Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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# 327Chuck Norris is so evolved that he does not have any coccyx.
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# 580When Chuck Norris plays Ice Hockey, it's always sudden death.
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# 622The story of Noah and the Flood as told in the bible is not entirely accurate. It wasn't Noah and two of every animal on the Ark. It was Chuck Norris and one of every animal.
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# 200Early in his career Bob Dylan's voice was the envy of all singers, Chuck Norris being the severly competative fellow he is promptly roundhouse kicked Mr. Dylan in the face.
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# 47Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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# 523Chuck Norris uses live rattle snakes for condoms.
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# 112Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with an AK-47 and won.
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# 113Chuck Norris was not born in 1940. The world was Chuck Norrised in 1940.
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# 175Once, between scenes on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, an actor asked Chuck, "Why do you always deliver roundhouse kicks to the bad guys? Why donít you mix it up?" Norris bit his lip and replied, "Good idea." Bad idea. After shooting, Chuck asked the man to meet him in the alley behind the studio. Here, Chuck roundhouse kicked the man 37 times in the face, all the while saying, "What now, bitch?"
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# 231After the internet was invented Chuck Norris developed "The Norrisnet" which is exaclt the same as the internet only the final result of any webpage is a roundhouse kick and everyword is changed to "Chuck Norris"
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