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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 511Atlantis did not exist. At least, not after Chuck Norris left.
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# 432Chuck Norris is gay. By saying that sentence, my life expectancy is down to three secon-
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# 474There's nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris.
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# 487In Math, Chuck Norris is always greater than anything else, and is only equal to Chuck Norris.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 917Chuck Norris is the world hot dog eating champion, because he ate that japanese guy and now wears his old belt.
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# 176Chuck Norris is the man now dog.
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# 630Chuck Norris can be divided by zero
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# 2The number three cause of death in America is Diabetes. Chuck Norris is numbers one and two.
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# 263Everyone has a little bit of Chuck Norris in them. Mainly due to rape.
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# 79Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
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# 541BC stands for Before Chuck.
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# 54When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
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# 279Chuck Norris can, in fact, leave home without American Express.
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# 561Years ago, Chuck Norris woke up because a T-Rex made loud noises...
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