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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 78A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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# 466Chuck Norris has never lost a fight. Ever.
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# 543Chuck Norris's first words as a baby: roundhouse kick.
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# 102Chuck Norris was going to spend a relaxing day watching television when one of those commercials for Trix cereal came on. Angered by what he saw, Chuck Norris spent the rest of his, what was supposed to be a relaxing day, punching every child he came across. He would then shout at them, "Trix are for Chuck Norris."
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# 584There once was a man from Nantuckit...at least until he met Chuck Norris.
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# 453Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked my face so hard i turned into a priest called Father Walsh.
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# 260The civil war did not stop racism ... Chuck norris did.
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# 66If tapped, a single Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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# 616CHUCK NORRIS
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# 428Stonehenge isn't a marvel from an ancient civilization, it's a collection of Chuck Norris kidney stones.
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# 270Michael Jackson's face is the result of a roundhouse kick delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 197The facts collected here barely scratch the surface of Chuck Norris' power, but reading the real truth about Chuck Norris would be completely lethal to anyone but Chuck Norris.
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# 484The Colosseum is the last remaining Chuck Norris memorabilia on earth (apart from the earth itself). It was actually his first shit pot. When he grow up and left it, crowds of people started coming in just to view his shit and soon, kings, soldiers, gladiators and animals started fighting for it.
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# 590Chuck Norris uses Anthrax like baby powder.
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# 444Chuck Norris was originally intended to be the final boss in Punch-Out, he was considered impossible to beat, so the programmers settled on Mike Tyson.
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