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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 663Chuck Norris KNOWS what's in Al Capone's Tomb because he put it there.
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# 266The virgin Mary isn't really a virgin. Chuck Norris just didn't want anyone to know he was the father of Jesus.
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# 91After the Grinch stole Christmas, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face and took it back. Then he roundhouse kicked every last orphan in whoville and kept it for himself.
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# 149Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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# 651What does Chuck Norris do with 365 rubbers?...Puts them together and calls them a Good Year. -JM
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# 267Each nuclear bomb on Earth it the result of a canned Roundhouse kick.
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# 143Before Chuck Norris came along, the Martial Arts were referred to merely as the Martial Crafts.
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# 70There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
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# 637Chuck Norris doesn't declare war. He declares victory.
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# 560Chuck Norris roundhoused the whale in London.
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# 197The facts collected here barely scratch the surface of Chuck Norris' power, but reading the real truth about Chuck Norris would be completely lethal to anyone but Chuck Norris.
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# 130Chuck Norris once milked an anteater with his xiphoid process.
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# 268Chuck Norris lives at 18653 Ventura Blvd. Suite 751 Tarzana, CA 91356.
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# 245Chuck Norris kills a dozen white people a week just to prove he isn't rascist.
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# 587Chuck Norris is so gangsta, he wears a shirt with his own face on it.
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