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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 418Chuck Norris eats gun powder and shits lightning.
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# 461I once witnessed Chuck Norris in a single blow put his foot through 1,100 men. and one Indian.
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# 179When someone sneezes, God says Chuck Bless you.
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# 919Famous last words, "Is'nt Chuck short for Charles?"
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# 51Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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# 66If tapped, a single Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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# 249When Chuck Norris walked out of his mother's womb, beard and all, his doctor tried to spank him but Chuck quickly Roundhouse kicked him into orbit, as the doctor landed he killed all the dinosaurs and himself, this was the 4th person Chuck Norris killed.
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# 241Every time i think of Chuck Norris... it counts as a time I've had sex!
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# 564Chuck Norris invented Women, because sheep couldn't bring him beer.
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# 264No one shot 50 cent 9 times. 50 cent shot himself 9 times because Chuck Norris told him to.
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# 449Chuck Norris has fixed every Superbowl by simply telling the team that he did not bet on, that he did not bet on them. It goes without saying that he has also won every Superbowl bet that he has ever made.
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# 359Chuck Norris took the Statue of Liberty out on a date, and got head on her parents' doorstep.
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# 287The only person that Chuck considers his equal is Boba Fett. But since Boba Fett isn't real, NO ONE IS CHUCK'S EQUAL.
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# 316Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Christmas...He celebrates Chuckmas.
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# 18When water gets on Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris does not get wet: the water gets Chuck Norrised.
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