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| # 100 | A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. | |   4.53 Roundhouse Kicks (1432 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 1 | Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever. | | 4.29 Roundhouse Kicks (3759 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 83 | Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. | | 4.25 Roundhouse Kicks (2781 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 151 | Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. | | 4.22 Roundhouse Kicks (1916 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 105 | Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. | | 4.2 Roundhouse Kicks (2730 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 178 | Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did. | | 4.19 Roundhouse Kicks (1213 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 24 | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and knew karate. | | 4.18 Roundhouse Kicks (2473 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 381 | In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right. | | 4.18 Roundhouse Kicks (1390 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 101 | Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. | | 4.17 Roundhouse Kicks (2356 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 159 | Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. | | 4.17 Roundhouse Kicks (1792 votes) | Rate it: |
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| # 544 | Chuck Norris can turn back time by looking at a clock and flexing. | | 3.71 Roundhouse Kicks (307 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 13 | In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. | | 4.13 Roundhouse Kicks (1570 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 141 | There is a word that rhymes with orange: Chuck Norris. | | 3.8 Roundhouse Kicks (461 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 108 | The Ice Age is contributed to Chuck Norris, that was the date of his last erection which blocked the sun's rays for 47 years. | | 3.65 Roundhouse Kicks (406 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 262 | Chuck Norris doesn't go to church... Church comes to Chuck Norris. | | 3.54 Roundhouse Kicks (354 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 61 | Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography. | | 3.19 Roundhouse Kicks (372 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 301 | Chuck Norris has a pet.......Godzilla. | | 3.43 Roundhouse Kicks (367 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 666 | Chuck Norris was the pipe that killed Bennet in the movie Commando. | | 2.47 Roundhouse Kicks (236 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 523 | Chuck Norris uses live rattle snakes for condoms. | | 4.02 Roundhouse Kicks (472 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 311 | Michael Jackson turned white because chuck norris crept up to him and said 'boo'. | | 3.81 Roundhouse Kicks (361 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 643 | School lockers were originaly created to keep a teenage Chuck Norris from taking your stuff; they failed miserably and now have to contain the one thing Chuck Norris hates in school. School equipment. | | 2.84 Roundhouse Kicks (293 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 296 | Chuck Norris Went Into Space And Round-Kicked An Asteroid. The Freshly Round-Kicked Asteroid Went Back In TIme And Killed The Dinosaurs. | | 2.9 Roundhouse Kicks (301 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 74 | When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out. | | 3.4 Roundhouse Kicks (395 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 616 | CHUCK NORRIS | | 2.62 Roundhouse Kicks (499 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 247 | The leading cause of death in America is heart disease. Oddly enough, in a Native American language that has long since fallen into obscurity, 'heart disease' roughly translates into 'roundhouse kick to the face, biotch'. Coincidence? | | 2.8 Roundhouse Kicks (317 votes) | Rate it: |
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