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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 419Chuck Norris grinds the bones of others to make cupcakes, then hurls the cupcakes at the homeless to feed them. Unfortunately, more often than not, the force of the impact from the cupcakes kills the bum.
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# 454Marvin Gaye's song "Sexual Healing" is actually written from a previous encounter with Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick, "its getting longer, and stronger".
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# 78A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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# 603Chuck Norris can catch a tiger by its tail.
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# 566The Chuck Norris constant is a number scientists and mathematicians have been searching for for many years, when applied to any equation, it fears for its life and solves itself.
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# 23Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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# 284My granny has picture of Chuck Norris nailed on the wall.
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# 576When desparate wannabe's dream about beating up Chuck Norris, they call him up the next day to apologise, to which Chuck replies by round house kicking them.
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# 396If you looked up God in the dictionary, you would find half a photo of Chuck Norris. Chuck roundhouse kicked the other half of the dictionary to Australia.
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# 589Chuck Norris passed over to the other side with a roundhouse kick and saw God. And he wasn't even impressed.
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# 310Chuck Norris was there for the Clone Wars. When some Jedi tried to use the force to defeat him, he laughed so hard that they were immediately transformed into a bunch of fictional characters created by some dude named George.
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# 73Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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# 478Chuck Norris roundhoused Bruce Lee in "Return of the Dragon". Bruce was such an excellent kung fu master that he didn't actually die until 5 years later.
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# 20Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb.
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# 84How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
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