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# 158When Chuck Norris allows women to have sex with them he pulls out and the women still have twins.
2.63 Roundhouse Kicks (401 votes)Rate it:12345

# 37Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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# 62While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 254Chuck Norris isn't Rick James, Bitch!
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# 378Chuck Norris once rubbed a dead sheep on his beard and it came back to life ,then he roundhoused kicked it and said "The Lord Giveth the Lord Taketh Away".
3.47 Roundhouse Kicks (386 votes)Rate it:12345

# 228The Death Star is loosely based on Chuck Norris' orgasm. Now we only have one moon.
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# 663Chuck Norris KNOWS what's in Al Capone's Tomb because he put it there.
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# 495How does Chuck Norris cross the road? He doesn't. The road crosses him, and promptly recieves a roundhouse kick for daring to corss Chuck Norris.
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# 21Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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# 235In the future all football players will be genetic copies of Chuck Norris. However, the original Chuck Norris will dominate them easily, because not even fake Chucks are as good as the real Chuck.
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# 267Each nuclear bomb on Earth it the result of a canned Roundhouse kick.
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# 146God created man in his own image. Then Chuck Norris made several major improvements and created himself.
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# 380In America, we pronounce it "Chuck Norris," but his real name is "Phuck Whorris."
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# 125They call it 9/11 because that is the ratio of Chuck Norris' ratio of roundhouse kicks to num-chucks he stores in his ass.
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