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| # 339 | Could Chuck Norris microwave a burrito so hot that he himself couldn't eat it? Hell fuck 'naw! | |   2.54 Roundhouse Kicks (320 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 613 | Chuck Norris once sued Gillette because Chuck Norris is the best a man can get. | | 4.03 Roundhouse Kicks (362 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 146 | God created man in his own image. Then Chuck Norris made several major improvements and created himself. | | 3.86 Roundhouse Kicks (423 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 125 | They call it 9/11 because that is the ratio of Chuck Norris' ratio of roundhouse kicks to num-chucks he stores in his ass. | | 2.12 Roundhouse Kicks (419 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 564 | Chuck Norris invented Women, because sheep couldn't bring him beer. | | 3.66 Roundhouse Kicks (278 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 667 | Chuck Norris does not eat the red smarties last. | | 2.44 Roundhouse Kicks (264 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 133 | Once Chuck Norris was sitting on a park bench. There were two guys with cell phones sitting there with him. The first guy had a Sprint phone, and the second guy had a Nextel phone. Both guys go "Hey, Chuck, you suck!" Then Chuck roundhouse kicked both of their faces at the same time. You know the rest. | | 1.74 Roundhouse Kicks (498 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 59 | Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday." | | 4.12 Roundhouse Kicks (893 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 397 | Chuck \O The
Norris: -|/ Cosmos: o
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To scale. | | 2.31 Roundhouse Kicks (382 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 196 | Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool. | | 4.13 Roundhouse Kicks (1095 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 224 | Basically he is a Keanu Reeves | | 1.36 Roundhouse Kicks (628 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 25 | Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. | | 3.56 Roundhouse Kicks (515 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 427 | Moses didn't part the Red Sea. The wind produced by just one of Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks scared the water into submission. | | 3.21 Roundhouse Kicks (240 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 428 | Stonehenge isn't a marvel from an ancient civilization, it's a collection of Chuck Norris kidney stones. | | 3.58 Roundhouse Kicks (264 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 359 | Chuck Norris took the Statue of Liberty out on a date, and got head on her parents' doorstep. | | 3.09 Roundhouse Kicks (296 votes) | Rate it: |
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