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| # 364 | Chuck Norris once spilled coffee on his own lap and broke his legs when he Roundhouse Kicked himself. | |   3.39 Roundhouse Kicks (311 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 71 | Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5. | | 4.14 Roundhouse Kicks (1269 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 145 | Chuck Norris has his own drug rehabilitation clinic. The treatment consists of Chuck Norris asking each patient "Want more smack, dope fiend?" If they say "Yes", he roundhouse kicks them in the face. If they say "No", he roundhouse kicks them in the face because they're lying. The treatment has a 385% success rate, which is mathematically impossible for everyone except Chuck Norris. | | 4.11 Roundhouse Kicks (974 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 103 | To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong. | | 4.07 Roundhouse Kicks (616 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 109 | Chuck Norris had to go back in time and sleep with his own mother. Why? Because only the seed of Chuck Norris was able to make someone as perfect as Chuck Norris. On a side note Chuck Norris has webbed feet. | | 3.4 Roundhouse Kicks (399 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 443 | Chuck Norris doesn't need coffee to wake up in the morning. Coffee needs Chuck Norris. | | 3.73 Roundhouse Kicks (302 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 474 | There's nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris. | | 3.88 Roundhouse Kicks (321 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 51 | Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. | | 4.1 Roundhouse Kicks (776 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 661 | The circle of life was created by a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. | | 2.9 Roundhouse Kicks (274 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 38 | Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. | | 4.13 Roundhouse Kicks (986 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 739 | TCIF...Thank Chuck it's Friday | | 3.27 Roundhouse Kicks (660 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 108 | The Ice Age is contributed to Chuck Norris, that was the date of his last erection which blocked the sun's rays for 47 years. | | 3.65 Roundhouse Kicks (406 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 398 | Chuck told Jesus to get off the cross; he needed a toothpick. | | 2.84 Roundhouse Kicks (337 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 117 | Phobias are afraid of Chuck Norris. | | 3.9 Roundhouse Kicks (487 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 354 | Chuck Norris scored a perfect 10,000 in Academic Decathlon. | | 2.84 Roundhouse Kicks (233 votes) | Rate it: |
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