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| # 486 | Chuck Norris knows all the digits of Pi. | |   3.8 Roundhouse Kicks (269 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 97 | As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history. | | 4.1 Roundhouse Kicks (668 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 230 | Chuck Norris blinked just before the Dark Ages. Never again. | | 3.63 Roundhouse Kicks (253 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 197 | The facts collected here barely scratch the surface of Chuck Norris' power, but reading the real truth about Chuck Norris would be completely lethal to anyone but Chuck Norris. | | 3.67 Roundhouse Kicks (296 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 485 | When Chuck Norris was born his parents knew he was destined to be a legend. Probably b/c he had facial hair and delivered a RoundHouse Kick to his Doctors face causing him to die on contact. | | 3.11 Roundhouse Kicks (190 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 501 | Instead of "Built Ford Tough," Ford is changing its slogan to "Built Chuck Tough," in order to make more money. | | 2.9 Roundhouse Kicks (229 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 80 | Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick). | | 3.8 Roundhouse Kicks (352 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 85 | When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women. | | 3.76 Roundhouse Kicks (436 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 650 | Chuck Norris went to New Orleans and had sex with all the women there at once. When there were no women left, it angered Chuck Norris and he Roundhoused kicked the ocean, causing Hurricane Katrina. | | 3.23 Roundhouse Kicks (239 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 524 | Chuck Norris's mom hit him once. Once. | | 3.83 Roundhouse Kicks (288 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 658 | Chuck Norris craps bigger than you, literally, it is bigger than you. | | 2.87 Roundhouse Kicks (219 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 917 | Chuck Norris is the world hot dog eating champion, because he ate that japanese guy and now wears his old belt. | | 3.43 Roundhouse Kicks (534 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 559 | Between 1933 and 1945, 5.5 million Jews died because Chuck Norris didn't like his bagel. | | 3.29 Roundhouse Kicks (303 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 193 | You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? Well actually if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you. | | 2.7 Roundhouse Kicks (226 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 208 | Neil Armstrong didn't get to the moon on a spaceship, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him there after almost losing a game of poker. | | 3.15 Roundhouse Kicks (258 votes) | Rate it: |
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