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# 698CHUCK NORRIS IS GOD
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# 14The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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# 288Chuck Norris scored a 2500 on the SAT.
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# 349The only man who can kill Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris, and even he would have trouble doing it.
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# 152God wanted 10 days to create the world. Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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# 523Chuck Norris uses live rattle snakes for condoms.
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# 647If you locked Chuck Norris in a room for six months with a guitar, he could make the perfect album. When asked why he doesn't do this, he responded, "Music is for idiots." To prove how serious he was about this statement, he swallowed a knife.
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# 484The Colosseum is the last remaining Chuck Norris memorabilia on earth (apart from the earth itself). It was actually his first shit pot. When he grow up and left it, crowds of people started coming in just to view his shit and soon, kings, soldiers, gladiators and animals started fighting for it.
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# 82In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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# 478Chuck Norris roundhoused Bruce Lee in "Return of the Dragon". Bruce was such an excellent kung fu master that he didn't actually die until 5 years later.
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# 264No one shot 50 cent 9 times. 50 cent shot himself 9 times because Chuck Norris told him to.
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# 488Rocket and Space Shuttle launches are just for show. They actually have Chuck Norris punch the bottom of the rocket to get it into space.
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# 286To scare the living shit outta everyone, Chuck Norris went out to an island in the Pacific, and roundhouse kicked a palm tree. The ensuing explosion created enough heat to surpass that of the center of the sun, melting the sand and vaporizing the water a mile out. Promptly, the U.S. covered up the incident by calling it a "Hydrogen Bomb Test" and claiming responsibility.
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# 534The only thing stronger than Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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# 603Chuck Norris can catch a tiger by its tail.
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