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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 57For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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# 153Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
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# 533Chuck Norris is the reason Charles Xavier is crippled. No one invades Chuck Norris' mind except Chuck Norris.
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# 150"Superman" is actually a fictionalized account of Chuck Norris's life. Kryptonite is the fiction.
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# 665It only takes Chuck Norris one roundhouse to get to the center of a tootsie pop
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# 280The reason no one has found Tupac's and Notorious BIG's killers are because it was Chuck Norris.
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# 566The Chuck Norris constant is a number scientists and mathematicians have been searching for for many years, when applied to any equation, it fears for its life and solves itself.
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# 60When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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# 678Chuck Norris doesn't play the lottery, he wins it.
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# 206The only reason we have lesboes is because the chicks who have already had Chuck Norris don't know who else to try.
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# 223Chuck Norris' favorite flavor of ice cream is Kryptonite.
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# 166Nobody could serve as the reincarnation of Chuck Norris except for maybe Chuck Norris. And trust me, this one would be X times greater than the first. X equals Chuck Norris’s age when he dies, which won’t be anytime soon.
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# 362Chuck Norris doesn't need a Halloween costume. You WILL give him candy.
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# 437Chuck Norris caught and tied a calf in a rodeo-show with his penis.
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