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# 481Every morning Chuck Norris thinks: IDDQD, IDKFA
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# 152God wanted 10 days to create the world. Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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# 353Once while walking through the west Chuck Norris took a shit and created the Rocky Mountains.
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# 166Nobody could serve as the reincarnation of Chuck Norris except for maybe Chuck Norris. And trust me, this one would be X times greater than the first. X equals Chuck Norris’s age when he dies, which won’t be anytime soon.
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# 426Chuck Norris is the only person to ever regain his virginity after losing it. He has done it eleven times.
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# 654Chuck Norris doesnt have Orgasms, Orgasms have a Chuck Norris.
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# 372Chuck Norris was sued by a whale for sexual assault.
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# 235In the future all football players will be genetic copies of Chuck Norris. However, the original Chuck Norris will dominate them easily, because not even fake Chucks are as good as the real Chuck.
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# 99Chuck Norris has a word for a person he puts into a coma; that word is "lucky".
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# 385Chuck Norris is pissed that some people are resubmitting old facts about him as new ones and spamming. You don't want to make him angry....
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# 205Lord of the Rings is recorded as one of the greatest movie battles of all time...Except after the people saw Chuck Norris play tether-ball in 1st grade.
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# 414Chuck says there are three types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. He roundhouse kicked the other guy.
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# 38Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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# 290When Chuck Norris first saw his reflection, he was shocked to see that there is another man as manly and good looking as him. So he said "boo" and the relfection promptly rolled over and died.
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# 183When Chuck Norris was born, he had already had sex, three times.
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