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# 15Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
3.56 Roundhouse Kicks (647 votes)Rate it:12345

# 318When Chuck Norris coughs, there's thunder.
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# 553Everytime you masturbate, Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicks a kitten.
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# 269Chuck Norris versed Chris Benoit in a wrestling match and managed to Roundhouse kick Chris Benoit as Chris locked in the Crippler Crossface. Two people looked directly at this - the Elephant Man and Brian Peppers.
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# 43The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.
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# 210Chuck Norris is so tough that he chooses to eat from his ass, digest upwards and shit from his face.
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# 571Chuck Norris banged the Tooth-Fairy.
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# 163Chuck Norris once had sex with a nun in Alabama. He was in Texas at the time.
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# 126Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him and he had a great fall. He died.
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# 29Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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# 26Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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# 526My Bologna has a first name. Chuck Norris.
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# 418Chuck Norris eats gun powder and shits lightning.
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# 512When Chuck Norris RhK'ed Micheal Jackson for being a better dancer, the black was knocked off of him, and consequently destroyed his face.
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# 657The U2 song "Sunday Bloody Sunday" was written to depict the day of the week when Chuck Norris has sex with Irish women.
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