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# 78A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
4 Roundhouse Kicks (578 votes)Rate it:12345

# 507They are only friendly skies when Chuck Norris isn't flying.
3.49 Roundhouse Kicks (273 votes)Rate it:12345

# 91After the Grinch stole Christmas, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face and took it back. Then he roundhouse kicked every last orphan in whoville and kept it for himself.
3.71 Roundhouse Kicks (444 votes)Rate it:12345

# 353Once while walking through the west Chuck Norris took a shit and created the Rocky Mountains.
3.55 Roundhouse Kicks (327 votes)Rate it:12345

# 637Chuck Norris doesn't declare war. He declares victory.
4.17 Roundhouse Kicks (896 votes)Rate it:12345

# 179When someone sneezes, God says Chuck Bless you.
3.77 Roundhouse Kicks (426 votes)Rate it:12345

# 586Chuck Norris is the greatest football player in history. Unfortunately Chuck cannot sign a contract with a team. A team has to sign a contract with Chuck Norris.
3.37 Roundhouse Kicks (293 votes)Rate it:12345

# 289Chuck Norris' reflection is afraid of Chuck Norris. Some ask him whether he's a vampire because of this. He roundhouse kicks them and the mirror.
2.73 Roundhouse Kicks (270 votes)Rate it:12345

# 305The name Norris is actually Chinese for "One Who Roundhouse Kicks"
3.03 Roundhouse Kicks (384 votes)Rate it:12345

# 390When Chuck Norris looks into a broken mirror, the mirror fixes itself out of respect.
3.91 Roundhouse Kicks (463 votes)Rate it:12345

# 446When asked whether his favorite way of killing people was with his fists, feet, or innocent bystanders, Chuck Norris answered, "Both."
3.42 Roundhouse Kicks (273 votes)Rate it:12345

# 222Chuck Norris' Cunnilingus is equal to a 9.4 on the Richter scale.
3.25 Roundhouse Kicks (335 votes)Rate it:12345

# 542Johannes Gutenberg invented the printing press aroud 1440. Why? So the entire world would know the name: Chuck Norris.
3.35 Roundhouse Kicks (279 votes)Rate it:12345

# 698CHUCK NORRIS IS GOD
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# 172Ever wondered why Hawaii is so far out in the Pacific? It used to be a small pineapple-producing island 20 miles off the coast of San Diego. During one visit, Chuck Norris ate a bad pineapple... The rest, is history.
3.48 Roundhouse Kicks (359 votes)Rate it:12345

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