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# 386When someone sneezes, the polite thing to do is say "Chuck bless you."
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# 583Chuck Norris had a son... no not Jesus... ever wonder what they're trying to cover up at Area 51? Chuck Norris + Chuck Norris Jr? Not a good equation.
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# 388If you are not like Chuck Norris go hang from a damn tree.
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# 312Chuck Norris is racist, what are you gonna do about it?
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# 302Chuck Norris' ejaculation is equal in force to that of a M-16. If you aren't dead after he rapes you, prepare for a roundhouse kick to the face.
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# 20Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb.
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# 62While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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# 698CHUCK NORRIS IS GOD
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# 442Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked an entire city at once. Historians commonly refer to this event as "Hiroshima".
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# 450Jesus is the only person in history who was not killed by Chuck Norris; when Chuck Norris kills someone, they stay dead.
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# 496Chuck Norris once fought Bird Man(Doug). Now Bird Man spends his crappy little life playing Wow and hoping Chuck doesn't get him in his sleep!
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# 479All life on earth is carbon-based, with one exception: Chuck Norris. His organic structure is based on Norrisilium, an element found only within Chuck Norris. Norrisilium has an atomic weight of 156, and is believed to be formed when two platinum atoms are spin-kicked together in the presence of a beard catalyst.
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# 418Chuck Norris eats gun powder and shits lightning.
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# 430Chuck Norris killed all G.I. Joe members with his kidneys.
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# 82In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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