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# 245Chuck Norris kills a dozen white people a week just to prove he isn't rascist.
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# 357How many roads must a man walk down? Chuck Norris knows.
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# 27Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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# 350Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.
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# 158When Chuck Norris allows women to have sex with them he pulls out and the women still have twins.
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# 84How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
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# 407Chuck Norris was born a twin two-thousand and six years ago on the 25th of december. His weaker brother did not survive.
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# 254Chuck Norris isn't Rick James, Bitch!
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# 515Chuck Norris is the reason you touch yourself at night.
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# 5282 years ago when Chuck Norris visited Japan and he stoped by at Sqaure-Enix not to interview with Yoichi Wada. Instead he Roundhouse Kicked Tetsuya Nomura when Tetsuya said ''why do your movies suck Chuck Norris?''. This explains why Tetsuya Nomura was ill at the time and why Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children was delayed for 3 years....
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# 87Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
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# 572What was first, the chick or the egg? Neither: Chuck Norris was.
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# 444Chuck Norris was originally intended to be the final boss in Punch-Out, he was considered impossible to beat, so the programmers settled on Mike Tyson.
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# 78A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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# 9Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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