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# 5282 years ago when Chuck Norris visited Japan and he stoped by at Sqaure-Enix not to interview with Yoichi Wada. Instead he Roundhouse Kicked Tetsuya Nomura when Tetsuya said ''why do your movies suck Chuck Norris?''. This explains why Tetsuya Nomura was ill at the time and why Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children was delayed for 3 years....
2.55 Roundhouse Kicks (309 votes)Rate it:12345

# 17Chuck Norris doesn't get diseases. Diseases get Chuck Norris.
3.7 Roundhouse Kicks (626 votes)Rate it:12345

# 74When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
3.44 Roundhouse Kicks (424 votes)Rate it:12345

# 624Chuck Norris shaves his balls with a butter knife, because he can.
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# 161When in combat and under heavy fire, Chuck Norris wears a bullet proof vest. Not because hes afraid the bullets will kill him, but because hes a little ticklish.
4.15 Roundhouse Kicks (612 votes)Rate it:12345

# 538If you're still breathing, it's because Chuck Norris has not checkd your name off his hit list.
3.69 Roundhouse Kicks (318 votes)Rate it:12345

# 22Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
3.48 Roundhouse Kicks (494 votes)Rate it:12345

# 571Chuck Norris banged the Tooth-Fairy.
3.58 Roundhouse Kicks (369 votes)Rate it:12345

# 466Chuck Norris has never lost a fight. Ever.
2.68 Roundhouse Kicks (352 votes)Rate it:12345

# 552Ryu Hayabusa from Ninja Gaiden had one enemy he couldn't defeat, no not Doku but Chuck Norris.
2.05 Roundhouse Kicks (306 votes)Rate it:12345

# 176Chuck Norris is the man now dog.
1.91 Roundhouse Kicks (560 votes)Rate it:12345

# 236Albert Einstein once stated that even Chuck Norris' kicks could not exceed the speed of light. Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
3.83 Roundhouse Kicks (413 votes)Rate it:12345

# 623Chuck Norris once lassoed a Tornado.............. with his penis.
3.61 Roundhouse Kicks (399 votes)Rate it:12345

# 349The only man who can kill Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris, and even he would have trouble doing it.
4.17 Roundhouse Kicks (497 votes)Rate it:12345

# 464If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you in a forest and nobody is around to hear it, did you really die?
3.56 Roundhouse Kicks (320 votes)Rate it:12345

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