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# 659Chuck Norris recieves +100 frame advantage on block, +100 on hit, and +100 on miss of his roundhouse kick. His roundhouse kick is uncounterable.
2.52 Roundhouse Kicks (269 votes)Rate it:12345

# 368Chuck Norris secretly killed Osama Bin Laden.
2.66 Roundhouse Kicks (345 votes)Rate it:12345

# 412Chuck Norris ate a whole wheel of cheese and pooped in the fridge and no one is even mad... no one that lived to tell about it, that is.
2.75 Roundhouse Kicks (433 votes)Rate it:12345

# 424Before Chuck Norris was conceived he roundhouse kicked all the other sperm so he would be the only one to get to the egg cell.
3.32 Roundhouse Kicks (273 votes)Rate it:12345

# 107Everytime a waitress doesn't return with your food ontime, its because Chuck Norris is secretly having sex with her -- and all of the other waitresses -- in a back room. That's also why the food tastes extra good when it finally arrives.
3.05 Roundhouse Kicks (450 votes)Rate it:12345

# 544Chuck Norris can turn back time by looking at a clock and flexing.
3.75 Roundhouse Kicks (348 votes)Rate it:12345

# 420Chuck Norris doesn't wear underpants. No garment invented can take the job.
3.74 Roundhouse Kicks (324 votes)Rate it:12345

# 239Chuck Norris will never die, because both God and Satan are afraid of letting him in.
3.87 Roundhouse Kicks (416 votes)Rate it:12345

# 187Chuck Norris took his own virginity, and he'll sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "Thatís impossible, I already lost my virginity," then you are dead wrong... DEAD WRONG.
3.67 Roundhouse Kicks (430 votes)Rate it:12345

# 496Chuck Norris once fought Bird Man(Doug). Now Bird Man spends his crappy little life playing Wow and hoping Chuck doesn't get him in his sleep!
3.05 Roundhouse Kicks (310 votes)Rate it:12345

# 33Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
2.75 Roundhouse Kicks (512 votes)Rate it:12345

# 222Chuck Norris' Cunnilingus is equal to a 9.4 on the Richter scale.
3.25 Roundhouse Kicks (335 votes)Rate it:12345

# 36When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
4.14 Roundhouse Kicks (1281 votes)Rate it:12345

# 185Michael Jordan owns a Chuck Norris jersey.
4.15 Roundhouse Kicks (544 votes)Rate it:12345

# 300Chuck Norris' toenails can slice diamonds.
3.58 Roundhouse Kicks (365 votes)Rate it:12345

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