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# 300Chuck Norris' toenails can slice diamonds.
3.58 Roundhouse Kicks (365 votes)Rate it:12345

# 201Chuck Norris was bored with Pangea so he shouted "Take off!" the continents fled in terror
3.36 Roundhouse Kicks (377 votes)Rate it:12345

# 521Chuck Norris's Roundhouse Kicks are so fast, he broke the Road Runner's neck when it was going at top speed. Wile E. Coyote then hung himself after his boss said he was outta the job.
3.59 Roundhouse Kicks (509 votes)Rate it:12345

# 289Chuck Norris' reflection is afraid of Chuck Norris. Some ask him whether he's a vampire because of this. He roundhouse kicks them and the mirror.
2.73 Roundhouse Kicks (270 votes)Rate it:12345

# 360Chuck Norris bred with apes to create the human race.
2.88 Roundhouse Kicks (308 votes)Rate it:12345

# 106When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
4.14 Roundhouse Kicks (2010 votes)Rate it:12345

# 358The hardest Test Your Might in Mortal Kombat is Chuck Norris. Don't even try.
2.91 Roundhouse Kicks (290 votes)Rate it:12345

# 545Question: Who would win in a fight; Chuck Norris or God? Answer: Trick question; Chuck Norris IS God.
3.34 Roundhouse Kicks (343 votes)Rate it:12345

# 314Chuck Norris doesn't like Sara Lee.
3.06 Roundhouse Kicks (316 votes)Rate it:12345

# 369God created women because Chuck Norris got tired of raping the elephants.
3.59 Roundhouse Kicks (451 votes)Rate it:12345

# 561Years ago, Chuck Norris woke up because a T-Rex made loud noises...
2.6 Roundhouse Kicks (306 votes)Rate it:12345

# 270Michael Jackson's face is the result of a roundhouse kick delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 242Chuck Norris once smuggled drugs across the border. But it was hardly smuggling at all since he just picked up over 400 pounds of drugs and walked into the US. The border patrol would have stopped him but he was just too tough.
2.32 Roundhouse Kicks (356 votes)Rate it:12345

# 544Chuck Norris can turn back time by looking at a clock and flexing.
3.75 Roundhouse Kicks (348 votes)Rate it:12345

# 537Chuck Norris has been to noman's land.
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