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# 336Chuck Norris.
3.71 Roundhouse Kicks (698 votes)Rate it:12345

# 61Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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# 502Chuck Norris believed it's not butter...Then he roundhouse kicked Fabio.
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# 534The only thing stronger than Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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# 574It wasn't the the Death Star that destroyed Alderaan, it was a single roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris that silenced those million voices in Obi-wan's head.
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# 553Everytime you masturbate, Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicks a kitten.
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# 183When Chuck Norris was born, he had already had sex, three times.
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# 530Bloody Mary and The Candyman will not say "Chuck Norris" in front of a mirror.
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# 340Chuck Norris, is my baby's daddy.
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# 347Chuck Norris can rip Gorillas in half with his eyelids.
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# 523Chuck Norris uses live rattle snakes for condoms.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 427Moses didn't part the Red Sea. The wind produced by just one of Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks scared the water into submission.
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# 48Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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# 288Chuck Norris scored a 2500 on the SAT.
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