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# 221The Bible was never fully translated from the original Hebrew text. Whenever it refers to 'Jesus Christ' it should actually read 'Chuck Norris'. This leads to numerous corrections such as the Norrisian faith, Norrismas and the hit Mel Gibson movie, The Passion of the Norris.
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# 657The U2 song "Sunday Bloody Sunday" was written to depict the day of the week when Chuck Norris has sex with Irish women.
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# 428Stonehenge isn't a marvel from an ancient civilization, it's a collection of Chuck Norris kidney stones.
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# 3Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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# 115Chuck Norris does not have pubic hair, he has a groin beard.
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# 394I will win the Mega Million Dollar Lottery every day for a month before you survive a Chuck Norris Round House Kick. (CNRhK)
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# 323Chuck Norris is a Weapon of Mass Destruction. One roundhouse kick to the head and next thing you know... your face explodes just like in fist of the north star.
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# 98Achilles was supposedly the greatest warrior of all time, but he died because of his weak spot, the Achilles tendon. There is no Chuck Norris tendon.
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# 602The police never looked for Tupac or Biggie's murderers because they knew it was Chuk Norris.
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# 664Chuck Norris didn't fail High School. High School failed Chuck Norris.
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# 54When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
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# 469The only person to have more singles than the Beatles is Mariah Carey...The only person to have more singles than Mariah Carey is Chuck Norris...As in single blows to the head.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 558Elvis isn't dead. He's hiding from Chuck Norris.
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# 62While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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