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# 288Chuck Norris scored a 2500 on the SAT.
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# 489When Chuck Norris plays Battleship, all of the ships sink themselves in fear.
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# 449Chuck Norris has fixed every Superbowl by simply telling the team that he did not bet on, that he did not bet on them. It goes without saying that he has also won every Superbowl bet that he has ever made.
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# 97As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
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# 319Diamonds are forever...Chuck Norris has outlived every diamond.
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# 320Chuck Norris performs low-budget male to female sex changes by roundhouse kicking a man so hard in the crotch that he becomes a woman. This operation has a 100% success rate, and is costs only as much as you happen to be carrying on you when Chuck drops you like a bag of dirt and takes your wallet.
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# 116Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
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# 239Chuck Norris will never die, because both God and Satan are afraid of letting him in.
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# 399ZZ Top were a Chuck Norris tribute band until he roundhouse kicked them for not being hairy enough.
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# 625Chuck Norris throws people out of windows and doesn't even care.
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# 110Chuck Norris can lift a chair while sitting on it.
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# 55Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
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# 233To prove that urban legends are true and Chuck Norris isn't afraid of anything, Chuck Norris spun around in a chair yelling bloody mary only to roundhouse kick her in the face and eventually have his way with her.
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# 651What does Chuck Norris do with 365 rubbers?...Puts them together and calls them a Good Year. -JM
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# 544Chuck Norris can turn back time by looking at a clock and flexing.
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