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# 660Chuck Norris is the only man to ever successfully divide by 0.
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# 90Deeming his too awesome for the world of mortal men or heaven, God attempted to destroy Chuck Norris by swallowing him. However Chuck Norris beat the shit out of God's insides, causing God to vomit him out. This led to the popular euphamism for vomiting, "Up-Chuck"
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# 602The police never looked for Tupac or Biggie's murderers because they knew it was Chuk Norris.
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# 112Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with an AK-47 and won.
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# 275Titanic was not sunk by an iceburg. It grazed Chuck Norris' bicept and fell violently to the bottom of the ocean.
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# 216The term desert doesn't refer to places that are dry, but are places Chuck Norris hasn't urinated at.
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# 458Kaiser Chiefs - I predict a roundhouse. This is the actual name.
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# 429Chuck Norris is not bullet-proof. He could kick bullets aside if he so wished, but he believes horrific internal injuries toughen him up- thus he allows his enemies a few token shots before he unmakes them.
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# 70There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
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# 537Chuck Norris has been to noman's land.
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# 838Chuck Norris doesnt mingle. he mangles.
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# 349The only man who can kill Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris, and even he would have trouble doing it.
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# 181While on a nature trek in Wasington State, Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on a rock and proceeded to deliver the tiny rock a roundhouse. This event is became known as the Mount St. Helens eruption of May 1980.
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# 107Everytime a waitress doesn't return with your food ontime, its because Chuck Norris is secretly having sex with her -- and all of the other waitresses -- in a back room. That's also why the food tastes extra good when it finally arrives.
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# 398Chuck told Jesus to get off the cross; he needed a toothpick.
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