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# 177Before e-mail was invented, Chuck Norris would attatch messages to kittens and roundhouse kick them to their destination.
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# 380In America, we pronounce it "Chuck Norris," but his real name is "Phuck Whorris."
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# 106When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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# 676Chuck Norris walks into the woods with a gun and comes across a bear. What does he do? Shoots himself in the leg to give the bear a chance to run.
3.87 Roundhouse Kicks (597 votes)Rate it:12345

# 523Chuck Norris uses live rattle snakes for condoms.
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# 422Chuck Norris can unfuck a pregnant woman.
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# 559Between 1933 and 1945, 5.5 million Jews died because Chuck Norris didn't like his bagel.
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# 401Chuck Norris has only ever had one bad movie review. Just the one.
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# 391Chuck Norris has mini AK-47's behind his eyeballs. So NEVER on any occasion look him in the eyes. Though... he may take this offensively and Roundhouse Kick the shit out of you.
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# 357How many roads must a man walk down? Chuck Norris knows.
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# 410One of Chuck Norris' sperm roundhouse kicked its way out of the condom and is now playing guard for the Lakers.
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# 192There is a 100% chance that Chuck Norris is your father.
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# 681Chuck Norris is actually 8 foot 9. To make it possible to film him, he has shot every movie and show on his knees.
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# 421When the soothsayer told Chuck Norris "Beware the Ides of March," Chuck said "NO!" and roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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# 231After the internet was invented Chuck Norris developed "The Norrisnet" which is exaclt the same as the internet only the final result of any webpage is a roundhouse kick and everyword is changed to "Chuck Norris"
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