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# 487In Math, Chuck Norris is always greater than anything else, and is only equal to Chuck Norris.
3.82 Roundhouse Kicks (320 votes)Rate it:12345

# 45Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
4.14 Roundhouse Kicks (894 votes)Rate it:12345

# 78A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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# 465Chuck Norris can create hand shadows that can roundhouse kick you to death.
3.75 Roundhouse Kicks (348 votes)Rate it:12345

# 485When Chuck Norris was born his parents knew he was destined to be a legend. Probably b/c he had facial hair and delivered a RoundHouse Kick to his Doctors face causing him to die on contact.
3.23 Roundhouse Kicks (283 votes)Rate it:12345

# 541BC stands for Before Chuck.
3.96 Roundhouse Kicks (420 votes)Rate it:12345

# 264No one shot 50 cent 9 times. 50 cent shot himself 9 times because Chuck Norris told him to.
3.78 Roundhouse Kicks (688 votes)Rate it:12345

# 572What was first, the chick or the egg? Neither: Chuck Norris was.
3.64 Roundhouse Kicks (320 votes)Rate it:12345

# 206The only reason we have lesboes is because the chicks who have already had Chuck Norris don't know who else to try.
3.83 Roundhouse Kicks (409 votes)Rate it:12345

# 124Chuck Norris once shoved a ficus-tree up his ass when he took a shit he made individual ficus-balls.
2.27 Roundhouse Kicks (377 votes)Rate it:12345

# 306While attempting a roundhouse kick in his house as a child, Chuck accidentally broke a vase. His father got his belt to discipline Chuck....R.I.P Christopher Norris.
3.7 Roundhouse Kicks (340 votes)Rate it:12345

# 285As soon as Chuck Norris was conceived he immediately burst out of his mother, roundhouse kicking both his parents in the face, killing them instantly. No-one knows why. Chuck Norris does.
3.27 Roundhouse Kicks (333 votes)Rate it:12345

# 352When Eve ate the forbidden fruit Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked in her in the ovaries.
3.43 Roundhouse Kicks (361 votes)Rate it:12345

# 227Chuck Norris refuses to have sex with anyone uglier than himself. Consequently, this means he must masturbate in front of a mirror.
3.43 Roundhouse Kicks (405 votes)Rate it:12345

# 538If you're still breathing, it's because Chuck Norris has not checkd your name off his hit list.
3.69 Roundhouse Kicks (318 votes)Rate it:12345

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