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# 70There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
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# 46Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
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# 187Chuck Norris took his own virginity, and he'll sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "Thatís impossible, I already lost my virginity," then you are dead wrong... DEAD WRONG.
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# 257Chuck Norris technically flunked High School, not because of grades, but because he had to roundhouse kick every teacher because of their insolence. They still gave him a High School Diploma and a free PhD just to smooth things over.
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# 226Chuck Norris came before both the chicken and the egg.
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# 204Chuck Norris roundhouse kick lessons are available at 412-874-8092.
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# 180Chuck Norris doesn't need air, air needs Chuck Norris.
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# 491The Statue of Liberty was actually a gift to Chuck Norris by the french. This is why the french continue to exist.
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# 60When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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# 36When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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# 285As soon as Chuck Norris was conceived he immediately burst out of his mother, roundhouse kicking both his parents in the face, killing them instantly. No-one knows why. Chuck Norris does.
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# 463Black holes are just the places in the sky that Chuck Norris punched.
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# 501Instead of "Built Ford Tough," Ford is changing its slogan to "Built Chuck Tough," in order to make more money.
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# 127Chuck Norris eats grapefruit on Tuesdays.
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# 272Chuck Norris had sex with the mothers of Michael Jordan, John Elway, Babe Ruth, and Wayne Gretzky. This is no coincidence.
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