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# 208Neil Armstrong didn't get to the moon on a spaceship, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him there after almost losing a game of poker.
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# 203When the tricks rabbit didn't give Chuck Norris cereal Chuck Norris round-house kicked him in the face and preceeded to have his way with him.
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# 533Chuck Norris is the reason Charles Xavier is crippled. No one invades Chuck Norris' mind except Chuck Norris.
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# 512When Chuck Norris RhK'ed Micheal Jackson for being a better dancer, the black was knocked off of him, and consequently destroyed his face.
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# 291Chuck Norris once built a space station out of debris from his beard. Upon completion, Norris roundhouse kicked it into space with him on it. Soon after, CATS showed up to steal Chuck's beard-station. Just before he could finish saying, "All your base are belong to us," CATS received a roundhouse kick to the face, sending him sailing into space. After that, Chuck said, "All your face are belong to Chuck!" CATS received severe brain damage from the incident, was rendered handicapped from the neck down, and now tries to earn an honest living as a florist.
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# 461I once witnessed Chuck Norris in a single blow put his foot through 1,100 men. and one Indian.
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# 156Chuck Norris knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is, but he won’t tell because he doesn’t want anyone to find the body.
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# 189The last person to catch smallpox was Chuck Norris. This was in 1977; today, smallpox lives in a crummy low-rent apartment in Central LA under an assumed name, goes to therapy twice a week, and still has nightmares about Chuck.
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# 272Chuck Norris had sex with the mothers of Michael Jordan, John Elway, Babe Ruth, and Wayne Gretzky. This is no coincidence.
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# 340Chuck Norris, is my baby's daddy.
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# 33Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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# 249When Chuck Norris walked out of his mother's womb, beard and all, his doctor tried to spank him but Chuck quickly Roundhouse kicked him into orbit, as the doctor landed he killed all the dinosaurs and himself, this was the 4th person Chuck Norris killed.
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# 509The single most successful anti-smoking measure was a commercial in the 1980's. In the commercial, there is a man smoking a cigarette. A voice then exclaims "Smoking will kill you." Nothing happens, until Chuck Norris blasts through the wall and kills the man with a single round house kick.
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# 3Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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# 402We are just matter in Chuck Norris' mind.
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