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# 442Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked an entire city at once. Historians commonly refer to this event as "Hiroshima".
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# 681Chuck Norris is actually 8 foot 9. To make it possible to film him, he has shot every movie and show on his knees.
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# 284My granny has picture of Chuck Norris nailed on the wall.
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# 84How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
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# 113Chuck Norris was not born in 1940. The world was Chuck Norrised in 1940.
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# 274Chuck Norris was once asked if he killed Napoleon. His response, "I've killed a lot of people, I can't be expected to remember them all."
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# 227Chuck Norris refuses to have sex with anyone uglier than himself. Consequently, this means he must masturbate in front of a mirror.
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# 380In America, we pronounce it "Chuck Norris," but his real name is "Phuck Whorris."
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# 141There is a word that rhymes with orange: Chuck Norris.
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# 447Chuck Norris is a sissy in the same way that Stephen Hawking is a singer.
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# 441Windows will not lock up on Chuck Norris. Because Windows is afraid.
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# 417Norriszilla razed Tokyo to the ground with a flurry of roundhouse kicks.
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# 264No one shot 50 cent 9 times. 50 cent shot himself 9 times because Chuck Norris told him to.
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# 666Chuck Norris was the pipe that killed Bennet in the movie Commando.
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# 440Wendy's makes vanilla Frosties especially for Chuck Norris.
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