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# 70There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
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# 667Chuck Norris does not eat the red smarties last.
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# 552Ryu Hayabusa from Ninja Gaiden had one enemy he couldn't defeat, no not Doku but Chuck Norris.
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# 17Chuck Norris doesn't get diseases. Diseases get Chuck Norris.
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# 172Ever wondered why Hawaii is so far out in the Pacific? It used to be a small pineapple-producing island 20 miles off the coast of San Diego. During one visit, Chuck Norris ate a bad pineapple... The rest, is history.
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# 222Chuck Norris' Cunnilingus is equal to a 9.4 on the Richter scale.
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# 360Chuck Norris bred with apes to create the human race.
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# 205Lord of the Rings is recorded as one of the greatest movie battles of all time...Except after the people saw Chuck Norris play tether-ball in 1st grade.
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# 348Chuck Norris puts the Kill in Skill.
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# 366Chuck Norris has recently bought steel-tipped boots. Steel-Tipped Boots + The Side Of Your Face = You're Fucking Dead
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# 416The answer isn't 42, it's a roundhouse kick to the head.
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# 154Chuck Norris decided it was a good idea to bottle his urine. We’ve come to know it as Red Bull.
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# 136Chuck Norris can chuck wood.
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# 278There are no prime numbers. Only numbers Chuck Norris hasn't roundhouse kicked yet.
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# 191Everbody loves Chuck Norris, because everbody who doesn't love Chuck Norris is already dead.
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