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# 533Chuck Norris is the reason Charles Xavier is crippled. No one invades Chuck Norris' mind except Chuck Norris.
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# 257Chuck Norris technically flunked High School, not because of grades, but because he had to roundhouse kick every teacher because of their insolence. They still gave him a High School Diploma and a free PhD just to smooth things over.
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# 191Everbody loves Chuck Norris, because everbody who doesn't love Chuck Norris is already dead.
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# 68Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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# 547All children in the world should know the words to Chuck's song, "He's Got The Whold World In His Fists Of Fury". Those who don't, generally grow up to be prisoners.
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# 651What does Chuck Norris do with 365 rubbers?...Puts them together and calls them a Good Year. -JM
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# 698CHUCK NORRIS IS GOD
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# 21Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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# 362Chuck Norris doesn't need a Halloween costume. You WILL give him candy.
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# 357How many roads must a man walk down? Chuck Norris knows.
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# 17Chuck Norris doesn't get diseases. Diseases get Chuck Norris.
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# 86There are super-advanced aliens ready to invade earth, they are waiting until Chuck Norris dies. They are not aware that Chuck Norris can not die.
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# 197The facts collected here barely scratch the surface of Chuck Norris' power, but reading the real truth about Chuck Norris would be completely lethal to anyone but Chuck Norris.
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# 288Chuck Norris scored a 2500 on the SAT.
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# 518There can be no judgement day. As soon as it tries to happen, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks it in the face. It lies back down.
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