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# 264No one shot 50 cent 9 times. 50 cent shot himself 9 times because Chuck Norris told him to.
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# 379Chuck Norris recently overtook heart disease as the leading cause of death in the US.
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# 484The Colosseum is the last remaining Chuck Norris memorabilia on earth (apart from the earth itself). It was actually his first shit pot. When he grow up and left it, crowds of people started coming in just to view his shit and soon, kings, soldiers, gladiators and animals started fighting for it.
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# 344Chuck Norris once said "I dont like dwarves"...instantly the World of Warcraft crashed, and all dwarves instantly died.
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# 318When Chuck Norris coughs, there's thunder.
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# 152God wanted 10 days to create the world. Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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# 5282 years ago when Chuck Norris visited Japan and he stoped by at Sqaure-Enix not to interview with Yoichi Wada. Instead he Roundhouse Kicked Tetsuya Nomura when Tetsuya said ''why do your movies suck Chuck Norris?''. This explains why Tetsuya Nomura was ill at the time and why Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children was delayed for 3 years....
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# 281Chuck Norris is not high on life. Life is high on Chuck Norris.
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# 254Chuck Norris isn't Rick James, Bitch!
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# 220When Meatloaf sang "I would do anything for love but I just won't do that...", he was reffering to taking a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris but wouldn't mention it out of FEAR!
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# 466Chuck Norris has never lost a fight. Ever.
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# 51Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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# 79Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
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# 417Norriszilla razed Tokyo to the ground with a flurry of roundhouse kicks.
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# 102Chuck Norris was going to spend a relaxing day watching television when one of those commercials for Trix cereal came on. Angered by what he saw, Chuck Norris spent the rest of his, what was supposed to be a relaxing day, punching every child he came across. He would then shout at them, "Trix are for Chuck Norris."
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