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# 297The United States Dropped Chuck Norris On Hiroshima And Nagasaki.
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# 291Chuck Norris once built a space station out of debris from his beard. Upon completion, Norris roundhouse kicked it into space with him on it. Soon after, CATS showed up to steal Chuck's beard-station. Just before he could finish saying, "All your base are belong to us," CATS received a roundhouse kick to the face, sending him sailing into space. After that, Chuck said, "All your face are belong to Chuck!" CATS received severe brain damage from the incident, was rendered handicapped from the neck down, and now tries to earn an honest living as a florist.
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# 249When Chuck Norris walked out of his mother's womb, beard and all, his doctor tried to spank him but Chuck quickly Roundhouse kicked him into orbit, as the doctor landed he killed all the dinosaurs and himself, this was the 4th person Chuck Norris killed.
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# 307Chuck Norris does not do infomercials. He does, buy this fucking product or I'll kill youmercials.
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# 658Chuck Norris craps bigger than you, literally, it is bigger than you.
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# 500Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's Chip.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 85When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
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# 283The Titanic was at a bit of a disadvantage to Chuck Norris' bicep because he was standing on the ship, so the deck was tilting 45 degrees into the water.
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# 73Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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# 564Chuck Norris invented Women, because sheep couldn't bring him beer.
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# 161When in combat and under heavy fire, Chuck Norris wears a bullet proof vest. Not because hes afraid the bullets will kill him, but because hes a little ticklish.
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# 502Chuck Norris believed it's not butter...Then he roundhouse kicked Fabio.
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# 49When Chuck Norris plays Red Rover, he walks over to the other line, roundhouse-kicks the first person, watches them all fall over in a domino, and screams out "Norris is over".
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# 537Chuck Norris has been to noman's land.
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