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# 107Everytime a waitress doesn't return with your food ontime, its because Chuck Norris is secretly having sex with her -- and all of the other waitresses -- in a back room. That's also why the food tastes extra good when it finally arrives.
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# 487In Math, Chuck Norris is always greater than anything else, and is only equal to Chuck Norris.
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# 281Chuck Norris is not high on life. Life is high on Chuck Norris.
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# 634Chuck Norris is the only person that knows how many licks it takes to get tot the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop.
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# 546Chuck Norris need not fear the bed bugs' bite, bed bugs fear Chuck Norris's roundhouse.
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# 508Chuck Norris found Jimmy Hoffa.
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# 161When in combat and under heavy fire, Chuck Norris wears a bullet proof vest. Not because hes afraid the bullets will kill him, but because hes a little ticklish.
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# 174A cashier once asked Chuck Norris, "Paper or plastic." Chuck Norris replied, "If you say so," and roundhouse kicked her in the face.
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# 349The only man who can kill Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris, and even he would have trouble doing it.
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# 537Chuck Norris has been to noman's land.
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# 420Chuck Norris doesn't wear underpants. No garment invented can take the job.
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# 400The being "God" was created by Chuck Norris...Just for amusement
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# 14The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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# 469The only person to have more singles than the Beatles is Mariah Carey...The only person to have more singles than Mariah Carey is Chuck Norris...As in single blows to the head.
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# 70There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
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