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# 595General Swartzkopf once saw Chuck Norris in K-Mart wearing an American Flag wifebeater. He now refuses to salute anyone else.
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# 150"Superman" is actually a fictionalized account of Chuck Norris's life. Kryptonite is the fiction.
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# 317The earth only rotates because it's Chuck Norris' treadmill.
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# 234Chuck Norris' mayonaise covered hot dog bun is the Olympics' half pipe.
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# 162The first Justice League of America was composed entirely of Chuck Norris.
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# 2400The year was 1979 a meteor was hurling towards earth. It suddenly stopped at the site of Chuck Norris. It asked Chuck Norris for his autograph, then Chuck Norris roundhoused kicked it back to space.
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# 442Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked an entire city at once. Historians commonly refer to this event as "Hiroshima".
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# 161When in combat and under heavy fire, Chuck Norris wears a bullet proof vest. Not because hes afraid the bullets will kill him, but because hes a little ticklish.
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# 6If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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# 163Chuck Norris once had sex with a nun in Alabama. He was in Texas at the time.
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# 575You may have shot the sherrif, but the deputy was killed anyway by Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking him in the temple.
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# 527Chuck Norris has made it to the end of the Internet. Twice.
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# 323Chuck Norris is a Weapon of Mass Destruction. One roundhouse kick to the head and next thing you know... your face explodes just like in fist of the north star.
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# 674Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked twice the speed of light to prove quantum physics was a bunch of bullshit.
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# 214Chuck Norris doesn't need to wipe.
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