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# 509The single most successful anti-smoking measure was a commercial in the 1980's. In the commercial, there is a man smoking a cigarette. A voice then exclaims "Smoking will kill you." Nothing happens, until Chuck Norris blasts through the wall and kills the man with a single round house kick.
4.03 Roundhouse Kicks (1458 votes)Rate it:12345

# 507They are only friendly skies when Chuck Norris isn't flying.
3.49 Roundhouse Kicks (273 votes)Rate it:12345

# 412Chuck Norris ate a whole wheel of cheese and pooped in the fridge and no one is even mad... no one that lived to tell about it, that is.
2.75 Roundhouse Kicks (433 votes)Rate it:12345

# 210Chuck Norris is so tough that he chooses to eat from his ass, digest upwards and shit from his face.
2.38 Roundhouse Kicks (428 votes)Rate it:12345

# 124Chuck Norris once shoved a ficus-tree up his ass when he took a shit he made individual ficus-balls.
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# 607In Grand Theft Auto San Andreas the original character you were supposed to play as was Chuck Norris. But the game was so wicked awesome that when people played it they started to uncontrollably orgasm so much that the room would fill up with semen and the user would drown in his own sperm.
3.25 Roundhouse Kicks (444 votes)Rate it:12345

# 389Chuck Norris killed Houdini.
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# 326The US didn't find Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq because the only Weapon of Mass Destruction is Chuck Norris, here in the US.
3.75 Roundhouse Kicks (315 votes)Rate it:12345

# 139Chuck Norris' wet dreams are what we now know as tsunamis
3.77 Roundhouse Kicks (465 votes)Rate it:12345

# 127Chuck Norris eats grapefruit on Tuesdays.
2.07 Roundhouse Kicks (575 votes)Rate it:12345

# 514Trevette wasn't naturally black... He's bruised all over his body by Chuck Norris.
3.49 Roundhouse Kicks (253 votes)Rate it:12345

# 516Chunk Norris' strength is so immense, that scientists invented a new number just to describe it: Norrfinity.
3.42 Roundhouse Kicks (312 votes)Rate it:12345

# 578Every February 2nd, Chuck Norris emerges from his home. If he sees his shadow, he roundhouse kicks it in the face. This is why we ALWAYS get 6 more weeks of winter.
3.45 Roundhouse Kicks (286 votes)Rate it:12345

# 160If you wake up in the middle of the night dead, you know for a fact that Chuck Norris has come to visit you in your sleep. And that he stole all of your beer, too.
2.88 Roundhouse Kicks (407 votes)Rate it:12345

# 550All your base are belong to Chuck Norris.
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