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# 78A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
4 Roundhouse Kicks (578 votes)Rate it:12345

# 30The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
4.17 Roundhouse Kicks (882 votes)Rate it:12345

# 225Chuck Norris' penis is only two inches. From the ground.
3.81 Roundhouse Kicks (478 votes)Rate it:12345

# 503"An army of one." Yeah, one Chuck Norris.
3.8 Roundhouse Kicks (343 votes)Rate it:12345

# 579Years Ago the Earth started spinning. Because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her!
2.92 Roundhouse Kicks (275 votes)Rate it:12345

# 306While attempting a roundhouse kick in his house as a child, Chuck accidentally broke a vase. His father got his belt to discipline Chuck....R.I.P Christopher Norris.
3.7 Roundhouse Kicks (340 votes)Rate it:12345

# 412Chuck Norris ate a whole wheel of cheese and pooped in the fridge and no one is even mad... no one that lived to tell about it, that is.
2.75 Roundhouse Kicks (433 votes)Rate it:12345

# 140All the wars in the history of mankind would have been prevented if Chuck Norris wasn't having sex during all of them. Out of all of the people who have tried to stop Chuck Norris from having sex, not one of their bodies was found intact.
2.95 Roundhouse Kicks (332 votes)Rate it:12345

# 664Chuck Norris didn't fail High School. High School failed Chuck Norris.
3.67 Roundhouse Kicks (391 votes)Rate it:12345

# 287The only person that Chuck considers his equal is Boba Fett. But since Boba Fett isn't real, NO ONE IS CHUCK'S EQUAL.
2.83 Roundhouse Kicks (418 votes)Rate it:12345

# 491The Statue of Liberty was actually a gift to Chuck Norris by the french. This is why the french continue to exist.
4.18 Roundhouse Kicks (495 votes)Rate it:12345

# 74When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
3.44 Roundhouse Kicks (424 votes)Rate it:12345

# 271Kidney stones passed by Chuck Norris can be found in stores everywhere. You and I know them as Cinnamon Discs.
2.06 Roundhouse Kicks (297 votes)Rate it:12345

# 545Question: Who would win in a fight; Chuck Norris or God? Answer: Trick question; Chuck Norris IS God.
3.34 Roundhouse Kicks (343 votes)Rate it:12345

# 480Mr T kept showing off that he could throw hulluva far n how his van was helluva fast. One day someone told him that Chuck Norris can get someone further with a roundhouse kick than Mr. T could throw them. Mr T got ahead of himself and said 'Ah Pity the Foo!! Im gonna throw him helluva far'. That was the last anyone heard from his sorry ass.
2.51 Roundhouse Kicks (285 votes)Rate it:12345

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