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# 20Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb.
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# 647If you locked Chuck Norris in a room for six months with a guitar, he could make the perfect album. When asked why he doesn't do this, he responded, "Music is for idiots." To prove how serious he was about this statement, he swallowed a knife.
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# 114Chuck Norris' mom was a virgin when she had him. Apparently, his testosterone levels are so high, he was able to impregnate her before he was even conceived.
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# 349The only man who can kill Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris, and even he would have trouble doing it.
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# 669People are switching to Macs because they have seen what a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick does to a PC's firewall.
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# 36When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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# 625Chuck Norris throws people out of windows and doesn't even care.
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# 56When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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# 137Chuck Norris made SNPJ about life.
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# 51Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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# 657The U2 song "Sunday Bloody Sunday" was written to depict the day of the week when Chuck Norris has sex with Irish women.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 71Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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# 367People say Bruce Lee trained Chuck Norris. The truth is Chuck Norris went back in time and trained Bruce Lee, because the only man who can train Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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# 675the only thing that can kill Chuck Norris is the combined effort of Gandalf the Grey, Gandal the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grial's Black Night, and Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan. And they'd still need the element of surprise.
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