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# 2400The year was 1979 a meteor was hurling towards earth. It suddenly stopped at the site of Chuck Norris. It asked Chuck Norris for his autograph, then Chuck Norris roundhoused kicked it back to space.
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# 2387Chuck Norris can roll a 10 on a six sidded die.
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# 926Chuck Norris is the only one who can taste the rainbow.
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# 919Famous last words, "Is'nt Chuck short for Charles?"
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# 917Chuck Norris is the world hot dog eating champion, because he ate that japanese guy and now wears his old belt.
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# 914Chuck Norris once swallowed a quarter and shit out 2 dimes and a nickle
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# 901Chuck Norris doesn't fart, air flees his body in despair.
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# 838Chuck Norris doesnt mingle. he mangles.
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# 739TCIF...Thank Chuck it's Friday
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# 737Milk doesn't do a body good. Chuck Norris does a body good.
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# 705Chuck Norris once opened a can of Campbells chicken noodle soup with his eyeballs.
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# 698CHUCK NORRIS IS GOD
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# 696Chuck Norris is so badass and manly he created his own website to show off his awesomeness.
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# 681Chuck Norris is actually 8 foot 9. To make it possible to film him, he has shot every movie and show on his knees.
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# 678Chuck Norris doesn't play the lottery, he wins it.
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