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| # 2400 | The year was 1979 a meteor was hurling towards earth. It suddenly stopped at the site of Chuck Norris. It asked Chuck Norris for his autograph, then Chuck Norris roundhoused kicked it back to space. | |   2.24 Roundhouse Kicks (688 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 2387 | Chuck Norris can roll a 10 on a six sidded die. | | 4.01 Roundhouse Kicks (1183 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 926 | Chuck Norris is the only one who can taste the rainbow. | | 3.91 Roundhouse Kicks (901 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 919 | Famous last words, "Is'nt Chuck short for Charles?" | | 3.57 Roundhouse Kicks (699 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 917 | Chuck Norris is the world hot dog eating champion, because he ate that japanese guy and now wears his old belt. | | 3.43 Roundhouse Kicks (534 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 914 | Chuck Norris once swallowed a quarter and shit out 2 dimes and a nickle | | 3.79 Roundhouse Kicks (701 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 901 | Chuck Norris doesn't fart, air flees his body in despair. | | 3.68 Roundhouse Kicks (585 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 838 | Chuck Norris doesnt mingle. he mangles. | | 3.17 Roundhouse Kicks (495 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 739 | TCIF...Thank Chuck it's Friday | | 3.2 Roundhouse Kicks (527 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 737 | Milk doesn't do a body good. Chuck Norris does a body good. | | 2.73 Roundhouse Kicks (456 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 705 | Chuck Norris once opened a can of Campbells chicken noodle soup with his eyeballs. | | 3.29 Roundhouse Kicks (494 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 698 | CHUCK NORRIS IS GOD | | 2.27 Roundhouse Kicks (872 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 696 | Chuck Norris is so badass and manly he created his own website to show off his awesomeness. | | 2.43 Roundhouse Kicks (610 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 681 | Chuck Norris is actually 8 foot 9. To make it possible to film him, he has shot every movie and show on his knees. | | 2.56 Roundhouse Kicks (482 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 678 | Chuck Norris doesn't play the lottery, he wins it. | | 3.36 Roundhouse Kicks (601 votes) | Rate it: |
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