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Fact # 637 Chuck Norris doesn't declare war. He declares victory. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=636 Thu, 18 Jul 2019 18:27:09 -0700 Fact # 230 Chuck Norris blinked just before the Dark Ages. Never again. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=229 Thu, 18 Jul 2019 18:27:09 -0700 Fact # 464 If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you in a forest and nobody is around to hear it, did you really die? http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=463 Thu, 18 Jul 2019 18:27:09 -0700 Fact # 186 Chuck Norris still hasn't gotten one Jeopardy question wrong. Jesus has missed two. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=185 Thu, 18 Jul 2019 18:27:09 -0700 Fact # 325 The Death Star in Star Wars is in fact one of Chuck Norris' eyeball. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=324 Thu, 18 Jul 2019 18:27:09 -0700 Fact # 575 You may have shot the sherrif, but the deputy was killed anyway by Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking him in the temple. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=574 Thu, 18 Jul 2019 18:27:09 -0700 Fact # 286 To scare the living shit outta everyone, Chuck Norris went out to an island in the Pacific, and roundhouse kicked a palm tree. The ensuing explosion created enough heat to surpass that of the center of the sun, melting the sand and vaporizing the water a mile out. Promptly, the U.S. covered up the incident by calling it a "Hydrogen Bomb Test" and claiming responsibility. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=285 Thu, 18 Jul 2019 18:27:09 -0700 Fact # 435 Chuck Norris has caught his shadow. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=434 Thu, 18 Jul 2019 18:27:09 -0700 Fact # 246 When Chuck Norris plays Uno he wins by two. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=245 Thu, 18 Jul 2019 18:27:09 -0700 Fact # 159 Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=158 Thu, 18 Jul 2019 18:27:09 -0700 Fact # 177 Before e-mail was invented, Chuck Norris would attatch messages to kittens and roundhouse kick them to their destination. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=176 Thu, 18 Jul 2019 18:27:09 -0700 Fact # 391 Chuck Norris has mini AK-47's behind his eyeballs. So NEVER on any occasion look him in the eyes. Though... he may take this offensively and Roundhouse Kick the shit out of you. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=390 Thu, 18 Jul 2019 18:27:09 -0700 Fact # 155 Everytime a child laughs, Chuck Norris kills a bad guy. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=154 Thu, 18 Jul 2019 18:27:09 -0700 Fact # 250 Chuck Norris made his first million dollars drilling for oil. With his penis. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=249 Thu, 18 Jul 2019 18:27:09 -0700 Fact # 238 Chuck Norris is right behind you, if you can't see him you are dead and in heaven. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=237 Thu, 18 Jul 2019 18:27:09 -0700