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Fact # 528 2 years ago when Chuck Norris visited Japan and he stoped by at Sqaure-Enix not to interview with Yoichi Wada. Instead he Roundhouse Kicked Tetsuya Nomura when Tetsuya said ''why do your movies suck Chuck Norris?''. This explains why Tetsuya Nomura was ill at the time and why Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children was delayed for 3 years.... http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=527 Fri, 26 Apr 2019 02:41:42 -0700 Fact # 199 Jimmy Hendrix did not die of a drug overdose. He happened to walk into the empty bar Chuck Norris was playing guitar at and promptly died. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=198 Fri, 26 Apr 2019 02:41:42 -0700 Fact # 166 Nobody could serve as the reincarnation of Chuck Norris except for maybe Chuck Norris. And trust me, this one would be X times greater than the first. X equals Chuck Norris’s age when he dies, which won’t be anytime soon. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=165 Fri, 26 Apr 2019 02:41:42 -0700 Fact # 117 Phobias are afraid of Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=116 Fri, 26 Apr 2019 02:41:42 -0700 Fact # 390 When Chuck Norris looks into a broken mirror, the mirror fixes itself out of respect. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=389 Fri, 26 Apr 2019 02:41:42 -0700 Fact # 674 Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked twice the speed of light to prove quantum physics was a bunch of bullshit. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=673 Fri, 26 Apr 2019 02:41:42 -0700 Fact # 558 Elvis isn't dead. He's hiding from Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=557 Fri, 26 Apr 2019 02:41:42 -0700 Fact # 330 Chuck Norris took that missing sock from your dryer. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=329 Fri, 26 Apr 2019 02:41:42 -0700 Fact # 23 Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=22 Fri, 26 Apr 2019 02:41:42 -0700 Fact # 84 How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=83 Fri, 26 Apr 2019 02:41:42 -0700 Fact # 204 Chuck Norris roundhouse kick lessons are available at 412-874-8092. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=203 Fri, 26 Apr 2019 02:41:42 -0700 Fact # 243 The Law of Norris Conservation clearly states that Chuck Norris can not be created or destroyed. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=242 Fri, 26 Apr 2019 02:41:42 -0700 Fact # 221 The Bible was never fully translated from the original Hebrew text. Whenever it refers to 'Jesus Christ' it should actually read 'Chuck Norris'. This leads to numerous corrections such as the Norrisian faith, Norrismas and the hit Mel Gibson movie, The Passion of the Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=220 Fri, 26 Apr 2019 02:41:42 -0700 Fact # 449 Chuck Norris has fixed every Superbowl by simply telling the team that he did not bet on, that he did not bet on them. It goes without saying that he has also won every Superbowl bet that he has ever made. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=448 Fri, 26 Apr 2019 02:41:42 -0700 Fact # 309 Once while on a farm, Chuck Norris had a handfull of Cheerios. He accidentally dropped some and they were eaten by a chicken. Instead of exacting his revenge on the chicken he went into the coop and Roundhouse Kicked the nest, therefore creating scrambled eggs. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=308 Fri, 26 Apr 2019 02:41:42 -0700