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Fact # 333 Chuck Norris can walk on water because the water is scared of getting him wet. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=332 Wed, 13 Dec 2017 23:59:13 -0800 Fact # 106 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=105 Wed, 13 Dec 2017 23:59:13 -0800 Fact # 386 When someone sneezes, the polite thing to do is say "Chuck bless you." http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=385 Wed, 13 Dec 2017 23:59:13 -0800 Fact # 177 Before e-mail was invented, Chuck Norris would attatch messages to kittens and roundhouse kick them to their destination. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=176 Wed, 13 Dec 2017 23:59:13 -0800 Fact # 629 Do you know why they call riding in the passenger seat shotgun? Because 'Roundhouse Kick to the face' is too long to say. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=628 Wed, 13 Dec 2017 23:59:13 -0800 Fact # 657 The U2 song "Sunday Bloody Sunday" was written to depict the day of the week when Chuck Norris has sex with Irish women. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=656 Wed, 13 Dec 2017 23:59:13 -0800 Fact # 510 Chuck Norris' sneezes are of such power that the National Weather Service names them. The last two were named Katrina and Rita. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=509 Wed, 13 Dec 2017 23:59:13 -0800 Fact # 288 Chuck Norris scored a 2500 on the SAT. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=287 Wed, 13 Dec 2017 23:59:13 -0800 Fact # 185 Michael Jordan owns a Chuck Norris jersey. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=184 Wed, 13 Dec 2017 23:59:13 -0800 Fact # 269 Chuck Norris versed Chris Benoit in a wrestling match and managed to Roundhouse kick Chris Benoit as Chris locked in the Crippler Crossface. Two people looked directly at this - the Elephant Man and Brian Peppers. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=268 Wed, 13 Dec 2017 23:59:13 -0800 Fact # 263 Everyone has a little bit of Chuck Norris in them. Mainly due to rape. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=262 Wed, 13 Dec 2017 23:59:13 -0800 Fact # 575 You may have shot the sherrif, but the deputy was killed anyway by Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking him in the temple. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=574 Wed, 13 Dec 2017 23:59:13 -0800 Fact # 354 Chuck Norris scored a perfect 10,000 in Academic Decathlon. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=353 Wed, 13 Dec 2017 23:59:13 -0800 Fact # 30 The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=29 Wed, 13 Dec 2017 23:59:13 -0800 Fact # 622 The story of Noah and the Flood as told in the bible is not entirely accurate. It wasn't Noah and two of every animal on the Ark. It was Chuck Norris and one of every animal. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=621 Wed, 13 Dec 2017 23:59:13 -0800