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Fact # 164 God believes in Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=163 Sat, 14 Dec 2019 12:36:36 -0800 Fact # 528 2 years ago when Chuck Norris visited Japan and he stoped by at Sqaure-Enix not to interview with Yoichi Wada. Instead he Roundhouse Kicked Tetsuya Nomura when Tetsuya said ''why do your movies suck Chuck Norris?''. This explains why Tetsuya Nomura was ill at the time and why Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children was delayed for 3 years.... http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=527 Sat, 14 Dec 2019 12:36:36 -0800 Fact # 297 The United States Dropped Chuck Norris On Hiroshima And Nagasaki. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=296 Sat, 14 Dec 2019 12:36:36 -0800 Fact # 641 Chuck. Fucking. Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=640 Sat, 14 Dec 2019 12:36:36 -0800 Fact # 307 Chuck Norris does not do infomercials. He does, buy this fucking product or I'll kill youmercials. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=306 Sat, 14 Dec 2019 12:36:36 -0800 Fact # 62 While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=61 Sat, 14 Dec 2019 12:36:36 -0800 Fact # 567 Chuck Norris scored 16 million on the SAT's without ever reading the test booklet. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=566 Sat, 14 Dec 2019 12:36:36 -0800 Fact # 101 Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=100 Sat, 14 Dec 2019 12:36:36 -0800 Fact # 578 Every February 2nd, Chuck Norris emerges from his home. If he sees his shadow, he roundhouse kicks it in the face. This is why we ALWAYS get 6 more weeks of winter. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=577 Sat, 14 Dec 2019 12:36:36 -0800 Fact # 520 In Chuck Norris's free time, he knits sweaters. By knit I mean "kick" and by sweaters I mean "babies". http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=519 Sat, 14 Dec 2019 12:36:36 -0800 Fact # 202 Chuck Norris doesn't just beat it up....He tears the whole motherfucker down. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=201 Sat, 14 Dec 2019 12:36:36 -0800 Fact # 676 Chuck Norris walks into the woods with a gun and comes across a bear. What does he do? Shoots himself in the leg to give the bear a chance to run. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=675 Sat, 14 Dec 2019 12:36:36 -0800 Fact # 17 Chuck Norris doesn't get diseases. Diseases get Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=16 Sat, 14 Dec 2019 12:36:36 -0800 Fact # 416 The answer isn't 42, it's a roundhouse kick to the head. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=415 Sat, 14 Dec 2019 12:36:36 -0800 Fact # 558 Elvis isn't dead. He's hiding from Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=557 Sat, 14 Dec 2019 12:36:36 -0800