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Fact # 306 While attempting a roundhouse kick in his house as a child, Chuck accidentally broke a vase. His father got his belt to discipline Chuck....R.I.P Christopher Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=305 Thu, 19 Jul 2018 13:42:00 -0700 Fact # 69 When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=68 Thu, 19 Jul 2018 13:42:00 -0700 Fact # 547 All children in the world should know the words to Chuck's song, "He's Got The Whold World In His Fists Of Fury". Those who don't, generally grow up to be prisoners. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=546 Thu, 19 Jul 2018 13:42:00 -0700 Fact # 284 My granny has picture of Chuck Norris nailed on the wall. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=283 Thu, 19 Jul 2018 13:42:00 -0700 Fact # 676 Chuck Norris walks into the woods with a gun and comes across a bear. What does he do? Shoots himself in the leg to give the bear a chance to run. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=675 Thu, 19 Jul 2018 13:42:00 -0700 Fact # 200 Early in his career Bob Dylan's voice was the envy of all singers, Chuck Norris being the severly competative fellow he is promptly roundhouse kicked Mr. Dylan in the face. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=199 Thu, 19 Jul 2018 13:42:00 -0700 Fact # 435 Chuck Norris has caught his shadow. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=434 Thu, 19 Jul 2018 13:42:00 -0700 Fact # 479 All life on earth is carbon-based, with one exception: Chuck Norris. His organic structure is based on Norrisilium, an element found only within Chuck Norris. Norrisilium has an atomic weight of 156, and is believed to be formed when two platinum atoms are spin-kicked together in the presence of a beard catalyst. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=478 Thu, 19 Jul 2018 13:42:00 -0700 Fact # 147 God didn't rest on the seventh day. He spent it hiding from Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=146 Thu, 19 Jul 2018 13:42:00 -0700 Fact # 516 Chunk Norris' strength is so immense, that scientists invented a new number just to describe it: Norrfinity. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=515 Thu, 19 Jul 2018 13:42:00 -0700 Fact # 263 Everyone has a little bit of Chuck Norris in them. Mainly due to rape. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=262 Thu, 19 Jul 2018 13:42:00 -0700 Fact # 286 To scare the living shit outta everyone, Chuck Norris went out to an island in the Pacific, and roundhouse kicked a palm tree. The ensuing explosion created enough heat to surpass that of the center of the sun, melting the sand and vaporizing the water a mile out. Promptly, the U.S. covered up the incident by calling it a "Hydrogen Bomb Test" and claiming responsibility. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=285 Thu, 19 Jul 2018 13:42:00 -0700 Fact # 149 Chuck Norris can divide by zero. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=148 Thu, 19 Jul 2018 13:42:00 -0700 Fact # 618 To get some sleep, Chuck Norris invented God. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=617 Thu, 19 Jul 2018 13:42:00 -0700 Fact # 111 Chuck Norris once tried to play baseball. When it was his turn to hit, he left the bat behind and decided he would roundhouse kick it. The pitcher threw the fastest pitch he could, but the ball blew up half way to the plate out of fear. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=110 Thu, 19 Jul 2018 13:42:00 -0700