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Fact # 611 Chuck Norris can eat as many lemons as he wants. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=610 Thu, 14 Nov 2019 10:59:47 -0800 Fact # 541 BC stands for Before Chuck. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=540 Thu, 14 Nov 2019 10:59:47 -0800 Fact # 42 If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=41 Thu, 14 Nov 2019 10:59:47 -0800 Fact # 584 There once was a man from Nantuckit...at least until he met Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=583 Thu, 14 Nov 2019 10:59:47 -0800 Fact # 327 Chuck Norris is so evolved that he does not have any coccyx. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=326 Thu, 14 Nov 2019 10:59:47 -0800 Fact # 287 The only person that Chuck considers his equal is Boba Fett. But since Boba Fett isn't real, NO ONE IS CHUCK'S EQUAL. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=286 Thu, 14 Nov 2019 10:59:47 -0800 Fact # 493 Chuck Norris plays baseball with his cock. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=492 Thu, 14 Nov 2019 10:59:47 -0800 Fact # 20 Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=19 Thu, 14 Nov 2019 10:59:47 -0800 Fact # 487 In Math, Chuck Norris is always greater than anything else, and is only equal to Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=486 Thu, 14 Nov 2019 10:59:47 -0800 Fact # 103 To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=102 Thu, 14 Nov 2019 10:59:47 -0800 Fact # 484 The Colosseum is the last remaining Chuck Norris memorabilia on earth (apart from the earth itself). It was actually his first shit pot. When he grow up and left it, crowds of people started coming in just to view his shit and soon, kings, soldiers, gladiators and animals started fighting for it. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=483 Thu, 14 Nov 2019 10:59:47 -0800 Fact # 638 Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris, bitch. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=637 Thu, 14 Nov 2019 10:59:47 -0800 Fact # 178 Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=177 Thu, 14 Nov 2019 10:59:47 -0800 Fact # 227 Chuck Norris refuses to have sex with anyone uglier than himself. Consequently, this means he must masturbate in front of a mirror. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=226 Thu, 14 Nov 2019 10:59:47 -0800 Fact # 317 The earth only rotates because it's Chuck Norris' treadmill. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=316 Thu, 14 Nov 2019 10:59:47 -0800