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Fact # 325 The Death Star in Star Wars is in fact one of Chuck Norris' eyeball. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=324 Tue, 23 Jan 2018 13:16:31 -0800 Fact # 58 Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=57 Tue, 23 Jan 2018 13:16:31 -0800 Fact # 394 I will win the Mega Million Dollar Lottery every day for a month before you survive a Chuck Norris Round House Kick. (CNRhK) http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=393 Tue, 23 Jan 2018 13:16:31 -0800 Fact # 429 Chuck Norris is not bullet-proof. He could kick bullets aside if he so wished, but he believes horrific internal injuries toughen him up- thus he allows his enemies a few token shots before he unmakes them. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=428 Tue, 23 Jan 2018 13:16:31 -0800 Fact # 358 The hardest Test Your Might in Mortal Kombat is Chuck Norris. Don't even try. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=357 Tue, 23 Jan 2018 13:16:31 -0800 Fact # 598 Chuck Norris is the reason Kanye West hates white people. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=597 Tue, 23 Jan 2018 13:16:31 -0800 Fact # 106 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=105 Tue, 23 Jan 2018 13:16:31 -0800 Fact # 43 The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=42 Tue, 23 Jan 2018 13:16:31 -0800 Fact # 74 When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=73 Tue, 23 Jan 2018 13:16:31 -0800 Fact # 108 The Ice Age is contributed to Chuck Norris, that was the date of his last erection which blocked the sun's rays for 47 years. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=107 Tue, 23 Jan 2018 13:16:31 -0800 Fact # 265 The Washington Monument is really a 10/67-scale model of Chuck Norris Penis. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=264 Tue, 23 Jan 2018 13:16:31 -0800 Fact # 131 Chuck Norris' only weakness is his balls. Too bad they're made of steel. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=130 Tue, 23 Jan 2018 13:16:31 -0800 Fact # 188 Chuck Norris was once annoyed by a man named Dennis Dafoe, so annoyed in fact that Chuck roundhouse kicked him in the face. The sheer power of the kick was strong enough to spit Dennis Dafoe into two separate men. The world now knows them as Dennis Leary and William Dafoe. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=187 Tue, 23 Jan 2018 13:16:31 -0800 Fact # 326 The US didn't find Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq because the only Weapon of Mass Destruction is Chuck Norris, here in the US. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=325 Tue, 23 Jan 2018 13:16:31 -0800 Fact # 662 There is a wing at the hospital devoted to victims of Chuck Norris' Roundhouse Kicks; the coronor works there. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=661 Tue, 23 Jan 2018 13:16:31 -0800