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Fact # 15 Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=14 Mon, 22 Oct 2018 19:46:59 -0700 Fact # 78 A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=77 Mon, 22 Oct 2018 19:46:59 -0700 Fact # 238 Chuck Norris is right behind you, if you can't see him you are dead and in heaven. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=237 Mon, 22 Oct 2018 19:46:59 -0700 Fact # 175 Once, between scenes on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, an actor asked Chuck, "Why do you always deliver roundhouse kicks to the bad guys? Why donít you mix it up?" Norris bit his lip and replied, "Good idea." Bad idea. After shooting, Chuck asked the man to meet him in the alley behind the studio. Here, Chuck roundhouse kicked the man 37 times in the face, all the while saying, "What now, bitch?" http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=174 Mon, 22 Oct 2018 19:46:59 -0700 Fact # 326 The US didn't find Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq because the only Weapon of Mass Destruction is Chuck Norris, here in the US. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=325 Mon, 22 Oct 2018 19:46:59 -0700 Fact # 293 Chuck Norris Round-Kicked The Nose Off Of The Great Sphinx. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=292 Mon, 22 Oct 2018 19:46:59 -0700 Fact # 350 Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=349 Mon, 22 Oct 2018 19:46:59 -0700 Fact # 429 Chuck Norris is not bullet-proof. He could kick bullets aside if he so wished, but he believes horrific internal injuries toughen him up- thus he allows his enemies a few token shots before he unmakes them. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=428 Mon, 22 Oct 2018 19:46:59 -0700 Fact # 226 Chuck Norris came before both the chicken and the egg. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=225 Mon, 22 Oct 2018 19:46:59 -0700 Fact # 567 Chuck Norris scored 16 million on the SAT's without ever reading the test booklet. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=566 Mon, 22 Oct 2018 19:46:59 -0700 Fact # 18 When water gets on Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris does not get wet: the water gets Chuck Norrised. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=17 Mon, 22 Oct 2018 19:46:59 -0700 Fact # 320 Chuck Norris performs low-budget male to female sex changes by roundhouse kicking a man so hard in the crotch that he becomes a woman. This operation has a 100% success rate, and is costs only as much as you happen to be carrying on you when Chuck drops you like a bag of dirt and takes your wallet. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=319 Mon, 22 Oct 2018 19:46:59 -0700 Fact # 267 Each nuclear bomb on Earth it the result of a canned Roundhouse kick. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=266 Mon, 22 Oct 2018 19:46:59 -0700 Fact # 422 Chuck Norris can unfuck a pregnant woman. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=421 Mon, 22 Oct 2018 19:46:59 -0700 Fact # 173 Hockey players, football players, soldiers, and yes women, never had to wear pads before Chuck Norris was born. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=172 Mon, 22 Oct 2018 19:46:59 -0700