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Fact # 446 When asked whether his favorite way of killing people was with his fists, feet, or innocent bystanders, Chuck Norris answered, "Both." http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=445 Sun, 24 Sep 2017 10:20:18 -0700 Fact # 173 Hockey players, football players, soldiers, and yes women, never had to wear pads before Chuck Norris was born. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=172 Sun, 24 Sep 2017 10:20:18 -0700 Fact # 414 Chuck says there are three types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. He roundhouse kicked the other guy. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=413 Sun, 24 Sep 2017 10:20:18 -0700 Fact # 156 Chuck Norris knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is, but he won’t tell because he doesn’t want anyone to find the body. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=155 Sun, 24 Sep 2017 10:20:18 -0700 Fact # 220 When Meatloaf sang "I would do anything for love but I just won't do that...", he was reffering to taking a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris but wouldn't mention it out of FEAR! http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=219 Sun, 24 Sep 2017 10:20:18 -0700 Fact # 158 When Chuck Norris allows women to have sex with them he pulls out and the women still have twins. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=157 Sun, 24 Sep 2017 10:20:18 -0700 Fact # 93 Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=92 Sun, 24 Sep 2017 10:20:18 -0700 Fact # 604 Not being able to decide on who to vote for, Chuck Norris wrote his own name on the ballet and won. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=603 Sun, 24 Sep 2017 10:20:18 -0700 Fact # 154 Chuck Norris decided it was a good idea to bottle his urine. We’ve come to know it as Red Bull. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=153 Sun, 24 Sep 2017 10:20:18 -0700 Fact # 147 God didn't rest on the seventh day. He spent it hiding from Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=146 Sun, 24 Sep 2017 10:20:18 -0700 Fact # 257 Chuck Norris technically flunked High School, not because of grades, but because he had to roundhouse kick every teacher because of their insolence. They still gave him a High School Diploma and a free PhD just to smooth things over. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=256 Sun, 24 Sep 2017 10:20:18 -0700 Fact # 207 Atlantis was what Chuck used to call home until one unlucky poker player forgot to pay off his debt, out of spite Chuck gave the whole country Cement Boots and tossed it into the ocean. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=206 Sun, 24 Sep 2017 10:20:18 -0700 Fact # 16 Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=15 Sun, 24 Sep 2017 10:20:18 -0700 Fact # 434 In Soviet Russia Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=433 Sun, 24 Sep 2017 10:20:18 -0700 Fact # 305 The name Norris is actually Chinese for "One Who Roundhouse Kicks" http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=304 Sun, 24 Sep 2017 10:20:18 -0700