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Fact # 185 Michael Jordan owns a Chuck Norris jersey. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=184 Wed, 21 Feb 2018 14:59:55 -0800 Fact # 101 Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=100 Wed, 21 Feb 2018 14:59:55 -0800 Fact # 39 Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=38 Wed, 21 Feb 2018 14:59:55 -0800 Fact # 236 Albert Einstein once stated that even Chuck Norris' kicks could not exceed the speed of light. Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=235 Wed, 21 Feb 2018 14:59:55 -0800 Fact # 76 There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=75 Wed, 21 Feb 2018 14:59:55 -0800 Fact # 919 Famous last words, "Is'nt Chuck short for Charles?" http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=918 Wed, 21 Feb 2018 14:59:55 -0800 Fact # 271 Kidney stones passed by Chuck Norris can be found in stores everywhere. You and I know them as Cinnamon Discs. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=270 Wed, 21 Feb 2018 14:59:55 -0800 Fact # 264 No one shot 50 cent 9 times. 50 cent shot himself 9 times because Chuck Norris told him to. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=263 Wed, 21 Feb 2018 14:59:55 -0800 Fact # 661 The circle of life was created by a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=660 Wed, 21 Feb 2018 14:59:55 -0800 Fact # 463 Black holes are just the places in the sky that Chuck Norris punched. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=462 Wed, 21 Feb 2018 14:59:55 -0800 Fact # 195 People say an apple a day keeps the doctor away - they are wrong because an apple a day does not keep Chuck Norris away submitted by arclite http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=194 Wed, 21 Feb 2018 14:59:55 -0800 Fact # 34 A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning: that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=33 Wed, 21 Feb 2018 14:59:55 -0800 Fact # 614 Chuck Norris blood type is AK+ - ass kicking positive. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=613 Wed, 21 Feb 2018 14:59:55 -0800 Fact # 74 When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=73 Wed, 21 Feb 2018 14:59:55 -0800 Fact # 669 People are switching to Macs because they have seen what a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick does to a PC's firewall. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=668 Wed, 21 Feb 2018 14:59:55 -0800