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Fact # 480 Mr T kept showing off that he could throw hulluva far n how his van was helluva fast. One day someone told him that Chuck Norris can get someone further with a roundhouse kick than Mr. T could throw them. Mr T got ahead of himself and said 'Ah Pity the Foo!! Im gonna throw him helluva far'. That was the last anyone heard from his sorry ass. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=479 Wed, 18 Sep 2019 21:07:16 -0700 Fact # 500 Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's Chip. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=499 Wed, 18 Sep 2019 21:07:16 -0700 Fact # 669 People are switching to Macs because they have seen what a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick does to a PC's firewall. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=668 Wed, 18 Sep 2019 21:07:16 -0700 Fact # 251 Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a tree, which promptly burst into flames, inventing fire. When others tried to do the same, they were all met with a roundhouse kick followed by "ONLY CHUCK NORRIS CAN CREATE FIRE". But he eventually realized his wonderful creation and looks the other way when they make fire by rubbing two sticks together. But everyone who tried to do so via roundhouse kick has met a terrible fate... http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=250 Wed, 18 Sep 2019 21:07:16 -0700 Fact # 318 When Chuck Norris coughs, there's thunder. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=317 Wed, 18 Sep 2019 21:07:16 -0700 Fact # 323 Chuck Norris is a Weapon of Mass Destruction. One roundhouse kick to the head and next thing you know... your face explodes just like in fist of the north star. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=322 Wed, 18 Sep 2019 21:07:16 -0700 Fact # 214 Chuck Norris doesn't need to wipe. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=213 Wed, 18 Sep 2019 21:07:16 -0700 Fact # 100 A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=99 Wed, 18 Sep 2019 21:07:16 -0700 Fact # 499 "Where's the beef?" Chuck Norris ate it. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=498 Wed, 18 Sep 2019 21:07:16 -0700 Fact # 414 Chuck says there are three types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. He roundhouse kicked the other guy. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=413 Wed, 18 Sep 2019 21:07:16 -0700 Fact # 221 The Bible was never fully translated from the original Hebrew text. Whenever it refers to 'Jesus Christ' it should actually read 'Chuck Norris'. This leads to numerous corrections such as the Norrisian faith, Norrismas and the hit Mel Gibson movie, The Passion of the Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=220 Wed, 18 Sep 2019 21:07:16 -0700 Fact # 386 When someone sneezes, the polite thing to do is say "Chuck bless you." http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=385 Wed, 18 Sep 2019 21:07:16 -0700 Fact # 203 When the tricks rabbit didn't give Chuck Norris cereal Chuck Norris round-house kicked him in the face and preceeded to have his way with him. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=202 Wed, 18 Sep 2019 21:07:16 -0700 Fact # 660 Chuck Norris is the only man to ever successfully divide by 0. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=659 Wed, 18 Sep 2019 21:07:16 -0700 Fact # 305 The name Norris is actually Chinese for "One Who Roundhouse Kicks" http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=304 Wed, 18 Sep 2019 21:07:16 -0700