http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com Scientifically proven facts about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with an AK-47 and won. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=111 Thu, 02 Sep 2010 16:09:34 -0700 To get some sleep, Chuck Norris invented God. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=617 Thu, 02 Sep 2010 16:09:34 -0700 Chuck Norris has fixed every Superbowl by simply telling the team that he did not bet on, that he did not bet on them. It goes without saying that he has also won every Superbowl bet that he has ever made. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=448 Thu, 02 Sep 2010 16:09:34 -0700 Chuck Norris' chest hair are use to cut diamond... they weight 12 pounds each and are viral. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=327 Thu, 02 Sep 2010 16:09:34 -0700 Chuck Norris has been to noman's land. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=536 Thu, 02 Sep 2010 16:09:34 -0700 Chuck. Fucking. Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=640 Thu, 02 Sep 2010 16:09:34 -0700 Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=57 Thu, 02 Sep 2010 16:09:34 -0700 Chuck Norris has never lost a fight. Ever. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=465 Thu, 02 Sep 2010 16:09:34 -0700 Not being able to decide on who to vote for, Chuck Norris wrote his own name on the ballet and won. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=603 Thu, 02 Sep 2010 16:09:34 -0700 The meaning of life is Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=576 Thu, 02 Sep 2010 16:09:34 -0700 Chuck Norris admits his penis in only 2 inches...........from the ground http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=294 Thu, 02 Sep 2010 16:09:34 -0700 Chuck Norris went to New Orleans and had sex with all the women there at once. When there were no women left, it angered Chuck Norris and he Roundhoused kicked the ocean, causing Hurricane Katrina. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=649 Thu, 02 Sep 2010 16:09:34 -0700 "Where's the beef?" Chuck Norris ate it. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=498 Thu, 02 Sep 2010 16:09:34 -0700 Chuck Norris is Polish. In 1605 at Kircholm he deafeted 11000 Sweds with one winged hussar charge. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=614 Thu, 02 Sep 2010 16:09:34 -0700 Ever wondered why Hawaii is so far out in the Pacific? It used to be a small pineapple-producing island 20 miles off the coast of San Diego. During one visit, Chuck Norris ate a bad pineapple... The rest, is history. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=171 Thu, 02 Sep 2010 16:09:34 -0700