http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com Scientifically proven facts about Chuck Norris. A lesbian is a women that hasn't slept with Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=3631 Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:34:15 -0700 The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=34 Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:34:15 -0700 Chuck Norris went on vacation in Cuba, roundhouse kicked the air and destroyed New Orleans with Katrina. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=2334 Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:34:15 -0700 Chuck Norris burned down all the Mc.Donalds in the world. Why.... Chuck Norris nevered trusted a clown who makes hamburgers by pulling them out of his/her pants. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=724 Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:34:15 -0700 if a tree falls in the woods,it makes a sound because chuck Norris says it does http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=5434 Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:34:15 -0700 the only weapons found on Chuck Norris gun rack are items for sexual torture that can be used with every woman or girl in the worlk to either rape or hurt them some of the items included are: wrist cuffs, leg irons, spreader bars, heavy duty spring style nipple clips, pliers of every sort and description, branding irons, whips, chains and other types of torture devices that Chuck Norris can use on either a girl or woman of his choice for his sexual gradafiction or pleasure. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=5147 Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:34:15 -0700 If Chuck Norris were a dinosaur, he'd be a Norrisaurus. And he'd beat the #$&* out of the t-rex. Oh yeah. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=3783 Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:34:15 -0700 Chuck Norris bathes nightly in the molten lava of a volcano. He claims it's what keeps his skin tough as leather. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=781 Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:34:15 -0700 Every time Chuck Norris get a boner a baby explodes http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=3456 Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:34:15 -0700 Chuck Norris speaks braille. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=5225 Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:34:15 -0700 Fortune favors the brave less than Chuck Norris http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=3688 Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:34:15 -0700 Chuck Norris is permanently banned from the olympics, due to the fact that he would win gold in every sport except gymnastics, then he would win 2. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=1620 Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:34:15 -0700 Chuck Norris does not shit but creates low income housing http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=3107 Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:34:15 -0700 bob marley and chuck norris are the best rappers, ever http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=4536 Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:34:15 -0700 Chuck Norris doesn't tell stories,he makes the stories tell themsleves http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=2501 Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:34:15 -0700