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Fact # 467 It took 10 days and 4 women to give birth to Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=466 Thu, 23 Nov 2017 12:19:51 -0800 Fact # 488 Rocket and Space Shuttle launches are just for show. They actually have Chuck Norris punch the bottom of the rocket to get it into space. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=487 Thu, 23 Nov 2017 12:19:51 -0800 Fact # 87 Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=86 Thu, 23 Nov 2017 12:19:51 -0800 Fact # 48 Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=47 Thu, 23 Nov 2017 12:19:51 -0800 Fact # 260 The civil war did not stop racism ... Chuck norris did. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=259 Thu, 23 Nov 2017 12:19:51 -0800 Fact # 421 When the soothsayer told Chuck Norris "Beware the Ides of March," Chuck said "NO!" and roundhouse kicked him in the face. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=420 Thu, 23 Nov 2017 12:19:51 -0800 Fact # 414 Chuck says there are three types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. He roundhouse kicked the other guy. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=413 Thu, 23 Nov 2017 12:19:51 -0800 Fact # 222 Chuck Norris' Cunnilingus is equal to a 9.4 on the Richter scale. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=221 Thu, 23 Nov 2017 12:19:51 -0800 Fact # 383 Chuck Norris didn't invent the internet. Chuck Norris invented Al Gore. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=382 Thu, 23 Nov 2017 12:19:51 -0800 Fact # 410 One of Chuck Norris' sperm roundhouse kicked its way out of the condom and is now playing guard for the Lakers. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=409 Thu, 23 Nov 2017 12:19:51 -0800 Fact # 311 Michael Jackson turned white because chuck norris crept up to him and said 'boo'. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=310 Thu, 23 Nov 2017 12:19:51 -0800 Fact # 399 ZZ Top were a Chuck Norris tribute band until he roundhouse kicked them for not being hairy enough. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=398 Thu, 23 Nov 2017 12:19:51 -0800 Fact # 28 Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=27 Thu, 23 Nov 2017 12:19:51 -0800 Fact # 564 Chuck Norris invented Women, because sheep couldn't bring him beer. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=563 Thu, 23 Nov 2017 12:19:51 -0800 Fact # 429 Chuck Norris is not bullet-proof. He could kick bullets aside if he so wished, but he believes horrific internal injuries toughen him up- thus he allows his enemies a few token shots before he unmakes them. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=428 Thu, 23 Nov 2017 12:19:51 -0800