http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com Scientifically proven facts about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is, but he won’t tell because he doesn’t want anyone to find the body. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=155 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:25:29 -0800 As soon as Chuck Norris was conceived he immediately burst out of his mother, roundhouse kicking both his parents in the face, killing them instantly. No-one knows why. Chuck Norris does. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=284 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:25:29 -0800 Chuck Norris does not have pubic hair, he has a groin beard. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=114 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:25:29 -0800 When the tricks rabbit didn't give Chuck Norris cereal Chuck Norris round-house kicked him in the face and preceeded to have his way with him. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=202 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:25:29 -0800 While attempting a roundhouse kick in his house as a child, Chuck accidentally broke a vase. His father got his belt to discipline Chuck....R.I.P Christopher Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=305 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:25:29 -0800 Chuck Norris has only ever had one bad movie review. Just the one. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=400 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:25:29 -0800 Chuck Norris once looked at an inmovable object and it ran in fear. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=496 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:25:29 -0800 All children in the world should know the words to Chuck's song, "He's Got The Whold World In His Fists Of Fury". Those who don't, generally grow up to be prisoners. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=546 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:25:29 -0800 The last summon in Final Fantasy 7 was Chuck Norris, but during beta testing, testers discovered that upon summoning, he roundhouse kicks the enemy, then your party, and then he comes out of the screen and roundhouse kicks you. Square lost so many employees as a result that they were forced to merge with Enix to make up for the loss. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=276 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:25:29 -0800 Once, Chuck Norris and Christopher Reeves were having a contest to see who was better. Chuck said he has been over 23 movies. Christopher Reeves said that he was Superman. Roundhouse Kick + Christopher Reeves' back = a crippled Christopher Reeves. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=307 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:25:29 -0800 When in combat and under heavy fire, Chuck Norris wears a bullet proof vest. Not because he’s afraid the bullets will kill him, but because he’s a little ticklish. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=160 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:25:29 -0800 Chuck Norris recently overtook heart disease as the leading cause of death in the US. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=378 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:25:29 -0800 The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=34 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:25:29 -0800 Elvis isn't dead. He's hiding from Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=557 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:25:29 -0800 When Chuck Norris allows women to have sex with them he pulls out and the women still have twins. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=157 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:25:29 -0800