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Fact # 629 Do you know why they call riding in the passenger seat shotgun? Because 'Roundhouse Kick to the face' is too long to say. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=628 Tue, 13 Nov 2018 07:43:41 -0800 Fact # 434 In Soviet Russia Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=433 Tue, 13 Nov 2018 07:43:41 -0800 Fact # 391 Chuck Norris has mini AK-47's behind his eyeballs. So NEVER on any occasion look him in the eyes. Though... he may take this offensively and Roundhouse Kick the shit out of you. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=390 Tue, 13 Nov 2018 07:43:41 -0800 Fact # 476 Tornados are Chuck Norris doing spinning roundhouse kicks! http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=475 Tue, 13 Nov 2018 07:43:41 -0800 Fact # 410 One of Chuck Norris' sperm roundhouse kicked its way out of the condom and is now playing guard for the Lakers. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=409 Tue, 13 Nov 2018 07:43:41 -0800 Fact # 415 Chuck Norris sent Yoko Ono to destroy John Lennon for unlicensed beard wearing and pacifism. She failed so he roundhouse kicked Lennon at Strawberry Fields. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=414 Tue, 13 Nov 2018 07:43:41 -0800 Fact # 497 Chuck Norris once looked at an inmovable object and it ran in fear. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=496 Tue, 13 Nov 2018 07:43:41 -0800 Fact # 164 God believes in Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=163 Tue, 13 Nov 2018 07:43:41 -0800 Fact # 28 Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=27 Tue, 13 Nov 2018 07:43:41 -0800 Fact # 148 Santa Claus once put Chuck Norris on the Naughty List. This is why there is no Santa. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=147 Tue, 13 Nov 2018 07:43:41 -0800 Fact # 319 Diamonds are forever...Chuck Norris has outlived every diamond. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=318 Tue, 13 Nov 2018 07:43:41 -0800 Fact # 119 A solar eclipse is the result of the sun accidentally making eye contact with Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=118 Tue, 13 Nov 2018 07:43:41 -0800 Fact # 705 Chuck Norris once opened a can of Campbells chicken noodle soup with his eyeballs. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=704 Tue, 13 Nov 2018 07:43:41 -0800 Fact # 520 In Chuck Norris's free time, he knits sweaters. By knit I mean "kick" and by sweaters I mean "babies". http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=519 Tue, 13 Nov 2018 07:43:41 -0800 Fact # 512 When Chuck Norris RhK'ed Micheal Jackson for being a better dancer, the black was knocked off of him, and consequently destroyed his face. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=511 Tue, 13 Nov 2018 07:43:41 -0800