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Fact # 289 Chuck Norris' reflection is afraid of Chuck Norris. Some ask him whether he's a vampire because of this. He roundhouse kicks them and the mirror. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=288 Thu, 21 Jun 2018 01:18:48 -0700 Fact # 305 The name Norris is actually Chinese for "One Who Roundhouse Kicks" http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=304 Thu, 21 Jun 2018 01:18:48 -0700 Fact # 20 Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=19 Thu, 21 Jun 2018 01:18:48 -0700 Fact # 211 If you multiply 23 by 234 and subtract 234 by 356456 you get Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=210 Thu, 21 Jun 2018 01:18:48 -0700 Fact # 550 All your base are belong to Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=549 Thu, 21 Jun 2018 01:18:48 -0700 Fact # 592 Y.T.C.N.N.D You're the Chuck Norris now dog. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=591 Thu, 21 Jun 2018 01:18:48 -0700 Fact # 462 When Chuck Norris puts his foot down, Tsunami's happen. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=461 Thu, 21 Jun 2018 01:18:48 -0700 Fact # 506 Chuck Norris just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico and roundhouse kicking the gecko in the head. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=505 Thu, 21 Jun 2018 01:18:48 -0700 Fact # 112 Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with an AK-47 and won. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=111 Thu, 21 Jun 2018 01:18:48 -0700 Fact # 251 Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a tree, which promptly burst into flames, inventing fire. When others tried to do the same, they were all met with a roundhouse kick followed by "ONLY CHUCK NORRIS CAN CREATE FIRE". But he eventually realized his wonderful creation and looks the other way when they make fire by rubbing two sticks together. But everyone who tried to do so via roundhouse kick has met a terrible fate... http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=250 Thu, 21 Jun 2018 01:18:48 -0700 Fact # 10 Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=9 Thu, 21 Jun 2018 01:18:48 -0700 Fact # 312 Chuck Norris is racist, what are you gonna do about it? http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=311 Thu, 21 Jun 2018 01:18:48 -0700 Fact # 604 Not being able to decide on who to vote for, Chuck Norris wrote his own name on the ballet and won. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=603 Thu, 21 Jun 2018 01:18:48 -0700 Fact # 263 Everyone has a little bit of Chuck Norris in them. Mainly due to rape. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=262 Thu, 21 Jun 2018 01:18:48 -0700 Fact # 737 Milk doesn't do a body good. Chuck Norris does a body good. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=736 Thu, 21 Jun 2018 01:18:48 -0700