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Fact # 625 Chuck Norris throws people out of windows and doesn't even care. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=624 Sat, 23 Feb 2019 00:29:47 -0800 Fact # 254 Chuck Norris isn't Rick James, Bitch! http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=253 Sat, 23 Feb 2019 00:29:47 -0800 Fact # 197 The facts collected here barely scratch the surface of Chuck Norris' power, but reading the real truth about Chuck Norris would be completely lethal to anyone but Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=196 Sat, 23 Feb 2019 00:29:47 -0800 Fact # 108 The Ice Age is contributed to Chuck Norris, that was the date of his last erection which blocked the sun's rays for 47 years. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=107 Sat, 23 Feb 2019 00:29:47 -0800 Fact # 497 Chuck Norris once looked at an inmovable object and it ran in fear. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=496 Sat, 23 Feb 2019 00:29:47 -0800 Fact # 251 Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a tree, which promptly burst into flames, inventing fire. When others tried to do the same, they were all met with a roundhouse kick followed by "ONLY CHUCK NORRIS CAN CREATE FIRE". But he eventually realized his wonderful creation and looks the other way when they make fire by rubbing two sticks together. But everyone who tried to do so via roundhouse kick has met a terrible fate... http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=250 Sat, 23 Feb 2019 00:29:47 -0800 Fact # 638 Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris, bitch. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=637 Sat, 23 Feb 2019 00:29:47 -0800 Fact # 379 Chuck Norris recently overtook heart disease as the leading cause of death in the US. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=378 Sat, 23 Feb 2019 00:29:47 -0800 Fact # 227 Chuck Norris refuses to have sex with anyone uglier than himself. Consequently, this means he must masturbate in front of a mirror. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=226 Sat, 23 Feb 2019 00:29:47 -0800 Fact # 179 When someone sneezes, God says Chuck Bless you. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=178 Sat, 23 Feb 2019 00:29:47 -0800 Fact # 6 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=5 Sat, 23 Feb 2019 00:29:47 -0800 Fact # 309 Once while on a farm, Chuck Norris had a handfull of Cheerios. He accidentally dropped some and they were eaten by a chicken. Instead of exacting his revenge on the chicken he went into the coop and Roundhouse Kicked the nest, therefore creating scrambled eggs. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=308 Sat, 23 Feb 2019 00:29:47 -0800 Fact # 106 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=105 Sat, 23 Feb 2019 00:29:47 -0800 Fact # 211 If you multiply 23 by 234 and subtract 234 by 356456 you get Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=210 Sat, 23 Feb 2019 00:29:47 -0800 Fact # 19 If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=18 Sat, 23 Feb 2019 00:29:47 -0800