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Fact # 325 The Death Star in Star Wars is in fact one of Chuck Norris' eyeball. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=324 Wed, 19 Jun 2019 03:46:09 -0700 Fact # 638 Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris, bitch. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=637 Wed, 19 Jun 2019 03:46:09 -0700 Fact # 419 Chuck Norris grinds the bones of others to make cupcakes, then hurls the cupcakes at the homeless to feed them. Unfortunately, more often than not, the force of the impact from the cupcakes kills the bum. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=418 Wed, 19 Jun 2019 03:46:09 -0700 Fact # 12 There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=11 Wed, 19 Jun 2019 03:46:09 -0700 Fact # 32 Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=31 Wed, 19 Jun 2019 03:46:09 -0700 Fact # 473 Chuck Norris can make change for a penny. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=472 Wed, 19 Jun 2019 03:46:09 -0700 Fact # 395 Jesus is the Son of God; The beard gives it away. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=394 Wed, 19 Jun 2019 03:46:09 -0700 Fact # 582 Chuck Norris only kicks with his left foot, as using the right would cause a rift in time. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=581 Wed, 19 Jun 2019 03:46:09 -0700 Fact # 31 Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=30 Wed, 19 Jun 2019 03:46:09 -0700 Fact # 137 Chuck Norris made SNPJ about life. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=136 Wed, 19 Jun 2019 03:46:09 -0700 Fact # 122 Chuck Norris does not have a driver's license because Chuck Norris does not require transportation. Chuck Norris can walk anyplace on Earth within 15 seconds. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=121 Wed, 19 Jun 2019 03:46:09 -0700 Fact # 216 The term desert doesn't refer to places that are dry, but are places Chuck Norris hasn't urinated at. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=215 Wed, 19 Jun 2019 03:46:09 -0700 Fact # 557 Why is Chuck Norris roundhousing the moon? Because he can. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=556 Wed, 19 Jun 2019 03:46:09 -0700 Fact # 575 You may have shot the sherrif, but the deputy was killed anyway by Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking him in the temple. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=574 Wed, 19 Jun 2019 03:46:09 -0700 Fact # 304 Chuck Norris once visited China. This is why they have slanty eyes. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=303 Wed, 19 Jun 2019 03:46:09 -0700