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Fact # 13 In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=12 Thu, 17 Oct 2019 00:38:06 -0700 Fact # 321 In the future, instead of saying "Jesus Christ," people will say "Chuck Norris" when they are in awe. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=320 Thu, 17 Oct 2019 00:38:06 -0700 Fact # 21 Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=20 Thu, 17 Oct 2019 00:38:06 -0700 Fact # 259 Chuck Norris once entered a roundhouse kick contest, there were no survivors http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=258 Thu, 17 Oct 2019 00:38:06 -0700 Fact # 178 Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=177 Thu, 17 Oct 2019 00:38:06 -0700 Fact # 469 The only person to have more singles than the Beatles is Mariah Carey...The only person to have more singles than Mariah Carey is Chuck Norris...As in single blows to the head. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=468 Thu, 17 Oct 2019 00:38:06 -0700 Fact # 51 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=50 Thu, 17 Oct 2019 00:38:06 -0700 Fact # 545 Question: Who would win in a fight; Chuck Norris or God? Answer: Trick question; Chuck Norris IS God. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=544 Thu, 17 Oct 2019 00:38:06 -0700 Fact # 120 Some people called the Vietnam War a tragedy. Chuck Norris called it foreplay. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=119 Thu, 17 Oct 2019 00:38:06 -0700 Fact # 248 The first proposal for the Manhattan Project was containing the energy output of a Roundhouse Kick produced by Chuck Norris, upon testing they found this method much too cruel and too powerful, they then created the Atom Bomb, Chuck Norris is the only current holder of the only CNRHK (Chuck Norris RoundHouse Kick) Bomb Mark 1 created, he threatens the U.N. with it on a daily basis, each time demanding they all "Get into the fuckin' kitchen and make me some sandwiches". http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=247 Thu, 17 Oct 2019 00:38:06 -0700 Fact # 234 Chuck Norris' mayonaise covered hot dog bun is the Olympics' half pipe. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=233 Thu, 17 Oct 2019 00:38:06 -0700 Fact # 27 Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=26 Thu, 17 Oct 2019 00:38:06 -0700 Fact # 70 There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=69 Thu, 17 Oct 2019 00:38:06 -0700 Fact # 290 When Chuck Norris first saw his reflection, he was shocked to see that there is another man as manly and good looking as him. So he said "boo" and the relfection promptly rolled over and died. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=289 Thu, 17 Oct 2019 00:38:06 -0700 Fact # 372 Chuck Norris was sued by a whale for sexual assault. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=371 Thu, 17 Oct 2019 00:38:06 -0700