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Fact # 362 Chuck Norris doesn't need a Halloween costume. You WILL give him candy. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=361 Wed, 21 Aug 2019 23:49:28 -0700 Fact # 118 In 1959 Stephen Hawking became the first and only person to outsmart Chuck Norris. He learned his lesson. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=117 Wed, 21 Aug 2019 23:49:28 -0700 Fact # 434 In Soviet Russia Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=433 Wed, 21 Aug 2019 23:49:28 -0700 Fact # 60 When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=59 Wed, 21 Aug 2019 23:49:28 -0700 Fact # 510 Chuck Norris' sneezes are of such power that the National Weather Service names them. The last two were named Katrina and Rita. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=509 Wed, 21 Aug 2019 23:49:28 -0700 Fact # 324 Chuck Norris can lick his elbow. He can also lick his right elbow while looking left and vice versa. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=323 Wed, 21 Aug 2019 23:49:28 -0700 Fact # 238 Chuck Norris is right behind you, if you can't see him you are dead and in heaven. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=237 Wed, 21 Aug 2019 23:49:28 -0700 Fact # 914 Chuck Norris once swallowed a quarter and shit out 2 dimes and a nickle http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=913 Wed, 21 Aug 2019 23:49:28 -0700 Fact # 160 If you wake up in the middle of the night dead, you know for a fact that Chuck Norris has come to visit you in your sleep. And that he stole all of your beer, too. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=159 Wed, 21 Aug 2019 23:49:28 -0700 Fact # 120 Some people called the Vietnam War a tragedy. Chuck Norris called it foreplay. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=119 Wed, 21 Aug 2019 23:49:28 -0700 Fact # 56 When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=55 Wed, 21 Aug 2019 23:49:28 -0700 Fact # 381 In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=380 Wed, 21 Aug 2019 23:49:28 -0700 Fact # 368 Chuck Norris secretly killed Osama Bin Laden. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=367 Wed, 21 Aug 2019 23:49:28 -0700 Fact # 454 Marvin Gaye's song "Sexual Healing" is actually written from a previous encounter with Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick, "its getting longer, and stronger". http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=453 Wed, 21 Aug 2019 23:49:28 -0700 Fact # 69 When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=68 Wed, 21 Aug 2019 23:49:28 -0700