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Fact # 210 Chuck Norris is so tough that he chooses to eat from his ass, digest upwards and shit from his face. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=209 Tue, 17 Oct 2017 22:32:22 -0700 Fact # 31 Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=30 Tue, 17 Oct 2017 22:32:22 -0700 Fact # 139 Chuck Norris' wet dreams are what we now know as tsunamis http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=138 Tue, 17 Oct 2017 22:32:22 -0700 Fact # 166 Nobody could serve as the reincarnation of Chuck Norris except for maybe Chuck Norris. And trust me, this one would be X times greater than the first. X equals Chuck Norris’s age when he dies, which won’t be anytime soon. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=165 Tue, 17 Oct 2017 22:32:22 -0700 Fact # 587 Chuck Norris is so gangsta, he wears a shirt with his own face on it. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=586 Tue, 17 Oct 2017 22:32:22 -0700 Fact # 85 When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=84 Tue, 17 Oct 2017 22:32:22 -0700 Fact # 314 Chuck Norris doesn't like Sara Lee. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=313 Tue, 17 Oct 2017 22:32:22 -0700 Fact # 88 When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris." http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=87 Tue, 17 Oct 2017 22:32:22 -0700 Fact # 260 The civil war did not stop racism ... Chuck norris did. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=259 Tue, 17 Oct 2017 22:32:22 -0700 Fact # 83 Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=82 Tue, 17 Oct 2017 22:32:22 -0700 Fact # 224 Basically he is a Keanu Reeves http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=223 Tue, 17 Oct 2017 22:32:22 -0700 Fact # 133 Once Chuck Norris was sitting on a park bench. There were two guys with cell phones sitting there with him. The first guy had a Sprint phone, and the second guy had a Nextel phone. Both guys go "Hey, Chuck, you suck!" Then Chuck roundhouse kicked both of their faces at the same time. You know the rest. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=132 Tue, 17 Oct 2017 22:32:22 -0700 Fact # 476 Tornados are Chuck Norris doing spinning roundhouse kicks! http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=475 Tue, 17 Oct 2017 22:32:22 -0700 Fact # 79 Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=78 Tue, 17 Oct 2017 22:32:22 -0700 Fact # 650 Chuck Norris went to New Orleans and had sex with all the women there at once. When there were no women left, it angered Chuck Norris and he Roundhoused kicked the ocean, causing Hurricane Katrina. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=649 Tue, 17 Oct 2017 22:32:22 -0700