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Fact # 301 Chuck Norris has a pet.......Godzilla. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=300 Thu, 29 Jun 2017 07:01:28 -0700 Fact # 175 Once, between scenes on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, an actor asked Chuck, "Why do you always deliver roundhouse kicks to the bad guys? Why donít you mix it up?" Norris bit his lip and replied, "Good idea." Bad idea. After shooting, Chuck asked the man to meet him in the alley behind the studio. Here, Chuck roundhouse kicked the man 37 times in the face, all the while saying, "What now, bitch?" http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=174 Thu, 29 Jun 2017 07:01:28 -0700 Fact # 443 Chuck Norris doesn't need coffee to wake up in the morning. Coffee needs Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=442 Thu, 29 Jun 2017 07:01:28 -0700 Fact # 632 Chuck Noris doesn't use the force, he is the force. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=631 Thu, 29 Jun 2017 07:01:28 -0700 Fact # 421 When the soothsayer told Chuck Norris "Beware the Ides of March," Chuck said "NO!" and roundhouse kicked him in the face. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=420 Thu, 29 Jun 2017 07:01:28 -0700 Fact # 542 Johannes Gutenberg invented the printing press aroud 1440. Why? So the entire world would know the name: Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=541 Thu, 29 Jun 2017 07:01:28 -0700 Fact # 591 Chuck Norris eats turds like us for breakfast. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=590 Thu, 29 Jun 2017 07:01:28 -0700 Fact # 21 Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=20 Thu, 29 Jun 2017 07:01:28 -0700 Fact # 329 Chuck Norris already discovered how to travel between universes. He did the same as Jet Lee in The One. But Chuck was already a god before he starting killing his double. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=328 Thu, 29 Jun 2017 07:01:28 -0700 Fact # 390 When Chuck Norris looks into a broken mirror, the mirror fixes itself out of respect. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=389 Thu, 29 Jun 2017 07:01:28 -0700 Fact # 489 When Chuck Norris plays Battleship, all of the ships sink themselves in fear. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=488 Thu, 29 Jun 2017 07:01:28 -0700 Fact # 68 Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=67 Thu, 29 Jun 2017 07:01:28 -0700 Fact # 658 Chuck Norris craps bigger than you, literally, it is bigger than you. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=657 Thu, 29 Jun 2017 07:01:28 -0700 Fact # 150 "Superman" is actually a fictionalized account of Chuck Norris's life. Kryptonite is the fiction. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=149 Thu, 29 Jun 2017 07:01:28 -0700 Fact # 360 Chuck Norris bred with apes to create the human race. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=359 Thu, 29 Jun 2017 07:01:28 -0700