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Fact # 567 Chuck Norris scored 16 million on the SAT's without ever reading the test booklet. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=566 Tue, 18 Sep 2018 06:17:10 -0700 Fact # 310 Chuck Norris was there for the Clone Wars. When some Jedi tried to use the force to defeat him, he laughed so hard that they were immediately transformed into a bunch of fictional characters created by some dude named George. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=309 Tue, 18 Sep 2018 06:17:10 -0700 Fact # 572 What was first, the chick or the egg? Neither: Chuck Norris was. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=571 Tue, 18 Sep 2018 06:17:10 -0700 Fact # 173 Hockey players, football players, soldiers, and yes women, never had to wear pads before Chuck Norris was born. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=172 Tue, 18 Sep 2018 06:17:10 -0700 Fact # 389 Chuck Norris killed Houdini. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=388 Tue, 18 Sep 2018 06:17:10 -0700 Fact # 568 One may score perfectly on the SATs simply by writing Chuck Norris's name in the Answer Booklet. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=567 Tue, 18 Sep 2018 06:17:10 -0700 Fact # 62 While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=61 Tue, 18 Sep 2018 06:17:10 -0700 Fact # 667 Chuck Norris does not eat the red smarties last. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=666 Tue, 18 Sep 2018 06:17:10 -0700 Fact # 141 There is a word that rhymes with orange: Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=140 Tue, 18 Sep 2018 06:17:10 -0700 Fact # 446 When asked whether his favorite way of killing people was with his fists, feet, or innocent bystanders, Chuck Norris answered, "Both." http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=445 Tue, 18 Sep 2018 06:17:10 -0700 Fact # 227 Chuck Norris refuses to have sex with anyone uglier than himself. Consequently, this means he must masturbate in front of a mirror. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=226 Tue, 18 Sep 2018 06:17:10 -0700 Fact # 88 When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris." http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=87 Tue, 18 Sep 2018 06:17:10 -0700 Fact # 312 Chuck Norris is racist, what are you gonna do about it? http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=311 Tue, 18 Sep 2018 06:17:10 -0700 Fact # 117 Phobias are afraid of Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=116 Tue, 18 Sep 2018 06:17:10 -0700 Fact # 239 Chuck Norris will never die, because both God and Satan are afraid of letting him in. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=238 Tue, 18 Sep 2018 06:17:10 -0700