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Fact # 72 Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=71 Sun, 09 Dec 2018 19:53:41 -0800 Fact # 40 There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=39 Sun, 09 Dec 2018 19:53:41 -0800 Fact # 466 Chuck Norris has never lost a fight. Ever. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=465 Sun, 09 Dec 2018 19:53:41 -0800 Fact # 175 Once, between scenes on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, an actor asked Chuck, "Why do you always deliver roundhouse kicks to the bad guys? Why donít you mix it up?" Norris bit his lip and replied, "Good idea." Bad idea. After shooting, Chuck asked the man to meet him in the alley behind the studio. Here, Chuck roundhouse kicked the man 37 times in the face, all the while saying, "What now, bitch?" http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=174 Sun, 09 Dec 2018 19:53:41 -0800 Fact # 69 When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=68 Sun, 09 Dec 2018 19:53:41 -0800 Fact # 638 Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris, bitch. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=637 Sun, 09 Dec 2018 19:53:41 -0800 Fact # 333 Chuck Norris can walk on water because the water is scared of getting him wet. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=332 Sun, 09 Dec 2018 19:53:41 -0800 Fact # 161 When in combat and under heavy fire, Chuck Norris wears a bullet proof vest. Not because heís afraid the bullets will kill him, but because heís a little ticklish. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=160 Sun, 09 Dec 2018 19:53:41 -0800 Fact # 838 Chuck Norris doesnt mingle. he mangles. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=837 Sun, 09 Dec 2018 19:53:41 -0800 Fact # 149 Chuck Norris can divide by zero. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=148 Sun, 09 Dec 2018 19:53:41 -0800 Fact # 447 Chuck Norris is a sissy in the same way that Stephen Hawking is a singer. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=446 Sun, 09 Dec 2018 19:53:41 -0800 Fact # 230 Chuck Norris blinked just before the Dark Ages. Never again. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=229 Sun, 09 Dec 2018 19:53:41 -0800 Fact # 100 A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=99 Sun, 09 Dec 2018 19:53:41 -0800 Fact # 446 When asked whether his favorite way of killing people was with his fists, feet, or innocent bystanders, Chuck Norris answered, "Both." http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=445 Sun, 09 Dec 2018 19:53:41 -0800 Fact # 240 When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=239 Sun, 09 Dec 2018 19:53:41 -0800