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Fact # 209 Chuck Norris is the only person in the world able to beat the game of solitare with 3 cards. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=208 Fri, 20 Apr 2018 20:30:03 -0700 Fact # 625 Chuck Norris throws people out of windows and doesn't even care. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=624 Fri, 20 Apr 2018 20:30:03 -0700 Fact # 412 Chuck Norris ate a whole wheel of cheese and pooped in the fridge and no one is even mad... no one that lived to tell about it, that is. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=411 Fri, 20 Apr 2018 20:30:03 -0700 Fact # 667 Chuck Norris does not eat the red smarties last. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=666 Fri, 20 Apr 2018 20:30:03 -0700 Fact # 678 Chuck Norris doesn't play the lottery, he wins it. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=677 Fri, 20 Apr 2018 20:30:03 -0700 Fact # 157 Chuck Norris caught all pokemon in 2.7 seconds and isnít willing to trade any. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=156 Fri, 20 Apr 2018 20:30:03 -0700 Fact # 449 Chuck Norris has fixed every Superbowl by simply telling the team that he did not bet on, that he did not bet on them. It goes without saying that he has also won every Superbowl bet that he has ever made. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=448 Fri, 20 Apr 2018 20:30:03 -0700 Fact # 152 God wanted 10 days to create the world. Chuck Norris gave him 6. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=151 Fri, 20 Apr 2018 20:30:03 -0700 Fact # 55 Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=54 Fri, 20 Apr 2018 20:30:03 -0700 Fact # 188 Chuck Norris was once annoyed by a man named Dennis Dafoe, so annoyed in fact that Chuck roundhouse kicked him in the face. The sheer power of the kick was strong enough to spit Dennis Dafoe into two separate men. The world now knows them as Dennis Leary and William Dafoe. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=187 Fri, 20 Apr 2018 20:30:03 -0700 Fact # 284 My granny has picture of Chuck Norris nailed on the wall. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=283 Fri, 20 Apr 2018 20:30:03 -0700 Fact # 265 The Washington Monument is really a 10/67-scale model of Chuck Norris Penis. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=264 Fri, 20 Apr 2018 20:30:03 -0700 Fact # 575 You may have shot the sherrif, but the deputy was killed anyway by Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking him in the temple. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=574 Fri, 20 Apr 2018 20:30:03 -0700 Fact # 160 If you wake up in the middle of the night dead, you know for a fact that Chuck Norris has come to visit you in your sleep. And that he stole all of your beer, too. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=159 Fri, 20 Apr 2018 20:30:03 -0700 Fact # 458 Kaiser Chiefs - I predict a roundhouse. This is the actual name. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=457 Fri, 20 Apr 2018 20:30:03 -0700